Brit/pol/ - Another Amagi Thread Edition {Preuße Is A Cunt Too}

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

rscb.org.uk/safeguarding/downloads/file/55/The_Way_Forward_for_Rotherham_2015-2018
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333537/Nine-men-Derby-jailed-grooming-100-sex.html
strawpoll.me/13011892
youtube.com/watch?v=fB2IcH668xo
youtube.com/watch?v=qz5nffW5z8g
youtu.be/5ITrSJPzXvM
youtube.com/watch?v=qlCbIXN7PTM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
vocaroo.com/i/s1fU9TyuC2u4
moderngov.rotherham.gov.uk/documents/s100912/CSE_The_Way_Forward_2015_18 Consultation Draft.pdf
thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/11/im-a-woman-who-cheated-on-her-deployed-husband-this-is-why-i-did-it/
youtube.com/watch?v=2dROD1f0lwU&t=4024
youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

only here for the anime

Reminder that Preuße is a CUNT

lifelong heterosexual monogamy

Why do people always use Rotherham as a dramatic example of the failures of an open immigration policy, when 68% of the offenders were white?[1] There are plenty of other trafficking gangs [2] around the UK who are all-white. People all all races abuse children.

I'm no cultural relativist, and I recognise a big reason for Rotherham was that the authorities were cravenly afraid of accusations of racism, but Rotherham is always the go-to example of a failure to integrate, or the idiocy of libs. Frankly, it isn't that good of an example.

[1] rscb.org.uk/safeguarding/downloads/file/55/The_Way_Forward_for_Rotherham_2015-2018
[2] dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333537/Nine-men-Derby-jailed-grooming-100-sex.html

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nth for Lady Amelia Windsor

is this where the anime are?

Cheesey beans on toast

>tfw you hire a plant to pretend to be a nurse and put Sturgeon on the spot but forget you hired her a few months back for QT

>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892

Porridge lads

>when 68% of the offenders were white?
Who's told you that lad? Paki detected I think

>tfw you applied for a Masters and they haven't given you a decision yet

Please give this a watch lads
youtube.com/watch?v=fB2IcH668xo

And consider it next time you're about to make a casually racist remark

Politics of the current year:

youtube.com/watch?v=qz5nffW5z8g

What's her point?

Is this some sort of double ruse? Did the SNP hire her to pretend to be against Sturgeon on both occasions, then heavily imply her to be part of opposition to them when someone "discovers" she appeared in both instances?

Are they smart enough for that?

>mfw no option for none of the above
this is like polling day over and over again

The state of the SNP

>when 68% of the offenders were white?

Yeah... gonna need a source on that. The report you posted doesn't say anything about 68%

STOP IMPORTING AMERICAN IDENTITY POLITICS

The whole rememberance thing is organised now for political gain I guess

Go back to Africa

The report that I linked to you stupid shite.

Mummy from 10 years ago.

I probably would have done.

>going to university when you could just get a job or join the Navy

"We will increase the earnings thresholds for people wishing to sponsor migrants
for family visas."

Wife's from America lads, she has to abide by the stupid fuck rules we have for pakis and whatnot.

Looks like the Conservatives have lost my vote.

Do people still think he's a girl?

>ukip losing to cuckservatives in a britpol poll

You can release a lie once, back-pedal and then the damage is done anyway. They'll apologise for their error but Scottish people will believe it to be true for the rest of time.

Maybe because 6% of the population is responsible for about 28% of grooming related crimes.

>implying

>BBC journalist
>black
>well endowed
kek

Hey guys I know this is Sup Forums but can you please stop posting unflattering pics of the young African American eating chicken?

Just sort of seems like it's in bad taste ya know?

How do you approach an attractive female stranger in public with the intent to ask her out?

There you go.

youtu.be/5ITrSJPzXvM

nice trap waifu. you should be gassed

Are you a fucking pov?
No?
You're fine then

I thought spouses were guarenteed and the limit was to stop pakis shipping over their 2nd cousins

What is the gun aiming at?

>when he inherits the crown

Sturgeon hopefully

>plebbits first day on pol

Aww

I can't join the Armed Forces cause ADHD.

I'd shag her IN 10 years

Who knows? But the fact she's at this AND QT suggests there's some shit going on.

She might not be the guy's wife but it's some coincidence if she's not a plant.

>married
>nurse's salary
>needing a food bank

I mean for fuck's sake. It says it all about the standard of current political debate that Sturgeon couldn't just say "You're talking pish, hen".

youtube.com/watch?v=qlCbIXN7PTM

>joining the armed forces

Flex a 'cep

why is my WHOLE FUCKING RACE under attack by (((them))). Niggers here are being pushed by (((them))) to do shit like loot, riot, and BLM. And the stupid fucking niggers take the bait EVERYTIME

>39% are still voting for the fucking Conservatives

who /Bradford/ here?

I'm a student and they haven't said what amount they'll raise it to.

Manifesto doesn't specify that, if you've got a source on it though they'll win back my vote.

>but Rotherham is always the go-to example of a failure to integrate, or the idiocy of libs.

Don't worry, there's no shortage of Muslim grooming gangs targeting young white children

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Ok, so where is this from?

This text isn't in the report you posted

kek you will never go to war or kill anyone its just a comfy job

>HALAL MEAT
MUSLIM LOVING FAGGGGGGOT

Alright Lads, I've decided I'm gonna start dumping the odd chapter from my audiobook collection. Gonna use Vocaroo because it's anonymous.

So first one is something most of you guys will appreciate. Its from Christopher Hitchen's Autobiography "Hitch 22" - concerning Peter Hitchens.

I'll upload something from Douglas Murray's "The Strange Death of Europe" maybe later maybe tomorrow.

Enjoy: vocaroo.com/i/s1fU9TyuC2u4

>Because it keeps the heat off me and me mates. We've been getting away with it for literally decades. So many care-homes.

Seems I was wrong.
Just get her in now whilst the threshold is £18,600 I guess.

>implying I'm not speaking from experience

Sprogs gets more retarded with every intake.

Are you a regular user?
>Interesting.

Here[1]. Different draft of the report - unless I get any different stats I'm going to assume it's true.

[1] moderngov.rotherham.gov.uk/documents/s100912/CSE_The_Way_Forward_2015_18 Consultation Draft.pdf

>sneaks behind her(the lady in pic related)
>stealthily lift up her gown
>she says what are you doing user, stop it, someone might see us
>doesn't listen to her advice
>she gets more and more turned on. Her nipple gets erect
>flirtatiously, puts my hand in her underwear.
>bonus:she is wet too
>after mild fingering, slowly slide down her underwear.
>tease her pussy with my cane while she gasps looking really satisfied.
>gently insert Moses's stick in her wet lubricated pussy while she is bent.
>in the middle of the action force down her dress, so as to expose her melons
>fondles and lick them while she's bouncing on my cock while shouting "ahh!ahh! Ahhh!ahhh!"
>sit on the potty deck and continue in missionary position while also sucking her tits.
>she cums. Brrrraapppp!
>Still keep fucking for a bit.
>I cum. Bbrraaaappppp!
>the mixture of her and my semen dripping from her pussy.
>I gently lick all the excessive semen from her pussy and she laughs uncontrollably due the tickling sensation
>get dressed up and continue on with the day
>at the dinner table, she's sitting beside me on an adjacent chair.
>gently get my hand under her gown and start to finger her....
>she's confused as hell on how to react and people looking at her clueless.
>and the legend continues
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She's in now, you have to reapply every 2.5 years.

We'll have to reapply in a year or so.

Do a cheek little crep check
Fuck off Achmed

I wish there was a way to filter countries

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Congrats to the user who got engaged tonight desu

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One you reapply once you can apply for naturalisation 5 years in. ie for her to get a UK passport.

>ey bby u wan sum fuk

>Rotherham had 236,438 (91.9%) White British and 20,842 (8.1%) Black and Minority Ethnic (BME) residents in the 2011 Census. The largest BME community is Pakistani & Kashmiri who numbered 7,912 in 2011 or 3.1% of the population.

The poll lead is starting to tighten lads what do we do?

thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/11/im-a-woman-who-cheated-on-her-deployed-husband-this-is-why-i-did-it/

>We made vows and he didn’t keep them. He loved me but he didn’t honor me. How could he? He barely noticed me. That’s what drove me to it. I cheated on him while he was deployed, while he was serving our country, blah blah blah. It’s all I ever heard about, honestly. When he was home, that’s all anyone wanted to talk about, his career. When he was gone, it was even worse. He was always the hero. Even though I took care of everything in our lives it was always, always about him.

Women are cockroaches and disgusting animals, and if they didn't have a vagina, men would have hunted them down and wiped them out centuries ago

Ye

I'll upload something from Douglas Murray's "The Strange Death of Europe" maybe later maybe tomorrow.

pls upload the whole thing to youtube or something

ok son!
brit/pol is an equal opportunities tibetan macrame image board

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>>sneaks behind her(the lady in pic related)

>five inches shorter than her because you're Indian
>she kicks the shit out of you and calls the police

They did a fantastic version of this in a 2000 gig (easily their best ever bootleg, be sure to check out the version of Kid A on it as well):

youtube.com/watch?v=2dROD1f0lwU&t=4024

>.gov.uk

Going to need a reliable source. They covered this up to begin with, so there's no reason to believe they're telling the truth now.

I'm not saying it's not a problem, just that Rotherham itself isn't a slam-dunk of a case.

>Checks flag
Nothing special to see here

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wew
how has this not been cracked down on yet

>pls upload the whole thing to youtube or something

Buy it. Dougie deserves your shekels.

YEH BRUV DA BREAD WAS NOT EVEN TOASTED BRUV DIS IS NOT GUD FAMTING ND DA CHIKEN BE GREASY NOT SUCULENT YA GET ME BLUD?

EHHH BRUV DEY AINT GOT NUFF PEPA IN DIS SHIIEEETTTT

I GIV IT 3.5 BLUDDDD

This is Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the opposition and the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Say something nice about him.

>approach
>make small talk or be direct
>ask for her number

don't spaz out
don't expect too much
don't get your hopes up
you'll fail many times but your intuition should get slightly better if you don't have it

play it cool, always

That's the plan, have to get through the 2.5 year one first though. Hopefully they won't increase it so quickly after winning.

Still makes me not want to vote for them.

youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw

Reminder that 90% of Navy Seal marriages end in divorce

>300 confirmed cocks

Married people play away all the time. What did you think they were doing?

Absolute madman

#notallmuslims

It's pretty clear that the 68% white figure is for ALL sexual offences in Rotherham. Considering that white people make up ~92% of Rotherham, this means that they are massively underrepresented.

Asians commit 25% of total offences despite being just ~4% of the population.

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