Somalia

I am not faking this, go check it out

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I know, I saw it in the Somali thread which is what made me try this

Haha having fun with this.
>mfw I speak Somali and didn't even know it.

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top kek

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AHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK

good to know it's universal

What did they mean by this?

welcome to 3 years ago fucking retard

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello 3 years ago.

>"Assad is a literal baby murderer! Muh barrel bombs!"
>"Uuka bonga."
Did niggers have it right all along? Are they the masters of linguistics?

wat

I'm legit gonna respond to shills with this now.

Is this an easter egg or something? How is shqip a word in the Somali vocabulary?

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He's not gonna like this.

People try to argue that africans aren't subhuman

Lololol i luv plebbit too XDXD

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tssssss

Just start screaming like a chinpanzee....it actually means words.

My sides are in orbit.

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That made me kek unreasonably hard.

Good job Somalians never invented agriculture, otherwise 'cunt' might have become an integral word in farming.

Why does "Leeya" translate into John?

Looks like I can put "bilingual" on my resume

This must be some sort of bug.

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>translate from Norwegian

wat

oga nooga dooga shooga blooga!

Wat

>I speak somali
>Flag
Like pottery

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I'M STILL IN A DREAM
SNAKE EATERRRR

Best one so far

such a beautiful language

What did they mean by this?

You are faking this, edgelord

Seems pretty accurate

Try it in all caps, it actually makes a difference. Also sometimes you have to put in extra stuff. The only 100% certain check is the exact same stuff.

We must get the best among us to collect the nigger prophecies. This could be an unparalleled source of wisdom.

L)L

I like the Somali language, phrases that really matter are easy to pick up

RIP ALBANIA

Kek it worked

Mike Pence?

>mfw George Bush really wanted to start a war of Shock and Blocks

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Truly ebin.

Too lazy to screencap. Try

gus uuga uu uu oo ii oo trump

kek

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>gus uuga uu uu oo ii oo trump
Trump is number 1 shabbos goy?

holy shit it works

wtf somalia

Better without the last two.

Kek

>This whole fucking thread.

What you say vs. what they hear

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I checked it, it works holy shit

kek,this remind me a lot of lovecraft

NOOGA DROOGA uga muga!

>tfw they really speak with the linguistics of a British gentleman.

OO OO AAH EEK EEK
"In terms of operating in"
>Literal monkey screech.

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>Try it in all caps

Of course it makes a difference. Monkeys always scream.

Lost

Holy shit, this might explain a lot. Do pajeets think "poo in the loo" means they have to literally swim in it?

Not bad.

How the fuck can that possibly mean anything?!
How the fuck can google know that's what those random screeching noises are?

Kek

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Damn, Somalia is woke

You should do some overseas studies in Somalia. You have potential

what the fuck language is this

HOW

Dadka ku jira thread this aadka u baran.

AWOO

I am so fucking glad I made this thread.

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Keep in mind we're discussing a place where they have "African time."
Which means instead of showing up for something when the clock strikes the right time, they just kind of show up hours later when they feel like it. Or the next day. Or never.

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This is a fucking golden thread

wew

I REALLY don't know what to make of this.

somlia was a mistake

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Holy shit this is really something else.

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Top kek. Somali is crazy