How do i become a jew?

how do i become a jew?
im already circumcised
i want money

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marry me

how im stuck in germanfagland

Come to U.S., acquire job. I'll raise the kids at home.

What job do you prefer

you are the one who will be getting us. Just needs to make enough money to afford raising a child.

We will have a healthy, monogamous homosexual relationship to prove Sup Forums wrong.

getting one*

i wanna be a jew with money, not pay for your gayass

>things jews just give u shekels

When will Germany learn?

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im serious, how do i get that jew money

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All Jewish people have Jew-Gold which they carry hidden on their person at almost all times. They often have decoy Jew-Gold to give people in case it becomes necessary... that way they can keep the real gold.

So... find a jew, and steal their jew-gold. Faggot.

I've never met a jew in germany ....

Why did you get circumcised?

You don't. Converting will not change this. The only hope you have is live a lie and claim you just discovered your deep Jew heritage.

You can convert, but you'll never really be a member of the Tribe.

If you want to become a Jew, inquire with your local Orthodox synagogue.

If you want money, get a job.

I thought so :(

I never asked