>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
What the fuck is up with the internets - is like they hatin on Sup Forums and what not tonight
/CPD/ withdrawal is no joke, my whole area was flooded the fuck out with no access last night
Latest /CPD/ bingo card, Archmage Robert MALE BLACKOUT Rules apply, to those all so committed as to have 30 days + checking of thine keys experience
Dominic Walker
Ahh, the Comfy Thread
Matthew Scott
>watch yo keys
Adam Cruz
>Anyone recognize that voice
Adam Johnson
>three females fighting at the domestic violence shelter
Samuel Gutierrez
...
Nathan Rodriguez
evening Roberts
Connor Perez
>Female tenant vs Female security guard
here it comes
Tyler Rivera
I've been monitoring this a bit and I have to say, in all honesty, ambient music + CPD scanner is the most strangely beautiful, artistic thing ever. Like a dystopian science fiction novel, channeled through the improvisational... a living meta art.
Juan Allen
shots fired
Aiden Collins
>The porch is on fire >The baby's father took her TV >Gold lincoln with two flat tires being driven by Male Black with dreads and a silver handgun
Kayden Reyes
>autism
Colton Long
>driveby >silver malibu >victim uncooperative and fled the scene
Leo Brooks
still working on text, first still photo edit in ~15 yers
Caleb Powell
>suspicious bag
Connor Mitchell
Quite. Comfy af.
Colton Morales
>Gold lincoln with two flat tires being driven by Male Black with dreads and a silver handgun
Chicago Shootings Since Saturday: Kill 2, Wound 22
Liam Martinez
Only 2? Tyrone needs to step it up.
Bentley Walker
>totally a suspicious person lol
Ian Clark
toppest kek
Joshua Barnes
>drinking all day >no helmet >almost swerved into parked car >as per anonymous
>Only 2? Tyrone needs to step it up
>Robert needs to step it up
fix'd
Jace Gutierrez
>2 Males one has facial hair with Cubs gear on
Eli Perez
Ye this is badass
Cooper Sullivan
Charlie and Adam backing up Robert
Matthew Myers
>EIGHT OR NINE >EIGHT OR NINE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Luis Allen
what do you use for making your memes thats sweet
Samuel Gomez
>DOGEBITE
LIES! Too /comfy/ to get the bite on
Easton Walker
I got it from somebody else in these threads a couple weeks ago.
Jaxson Barnes
...
Daniel James
was that a protest in the background
Lincoln White
>something about a woman who hit him with a stick
Jack Murphy
...
Mason Rogers
nice. i wanted to try my hand at making really nice shit like that not just take a pic of the interwebs and put a caption on it so trying to see what people use
Leo Jenkins
...
Owen Martinez
...
Jaxon Cooper
...
Grayson Roberts
>not just take a pic of the interwebs and put a caption on it
Joshua Turner
...
Connor Torres
...
Colton Mitchell
>a fucking leaf bump
Michael Cox
>somebody got maced
Austin Roberts
NVNNHI
Jackson Ramirez
can anyone tell me what's this?
Brandon Morales
I'm glad I found these threads. This is comfy. Good job, guys.
>I'm glad I found these threads. This is comfy. Good job, guys. 7 nights a week
what the fuck is wrong with the internet tonight is anyone else not getting a a captchca option 95% of the time?
did it really give ma a new post ID? blessing and a curse
Cooper Reyes
>caller threatened by the 11 year old son
Jayden Ramirez
might be your provider, I've had to answer captcha everythime
Daniel Young
Really? Only two dead? I wonder if it is bad aim or good doctors.
Luis Fisher
>captcha option 95% of the time Somebody's got to drive those self driving cars
Connor Jones
>space invaders ! >dispatch- sounds like your game is done
Ryder Sanders
the dispatchers playing duck hunt
Lincoln Wright
>might be your provider, I've had to answer captcha everythime
I pretty much get one almost every time anyways, I mean it's not even giving me the option, then telling me I can post without it
Colton Butler
Robert is playing PacMan
Camden Ross
I thought pacman.
Josiah Powell
CHECK YO KEYS
Andrew Parker
>I thought pacman.
Mrs. Pack Mayne, Female Black
Nicholas Scott
These threads are the comfiest in all the lands. Hands down nothing gets me more ready for a nice night in then hanging out with you fine folks every night.
also, I've been given a new ID per thread tonight. kind of freaked out, but I'm hoping it's just my computer or something. I mean, I never clear my history or cookies or browse Sup Forums on other comps so that's not it.
Henry Stewart
>caller's jeep was stolen >he left the keys in the ignition
Dammit caller.
Leo James
>suspicious vehicle with occupants >been sitting there for four hours they waiting for Tyrone to come home so they can cap him?
Asher Brooks
should have checked his keys
Angel Taylor
I work in Photoshop CS5 exclusively.
Sup, lads. how bloody is my city tonight?
Adam Cook
...
Mason Ortiz
would not be surprised, especially if you are using 'spectrum' wich is just Time Warner using a different name...
Jonathan Bailey
>I work in Photoshop CS5 exclusively. >Sup, lads. how bloody is my city tonight?
There is RealOPRobert
James King
or they shot-up in the car together and everyone is passed out
Jeremiah Morris
I miss anything good?
Nathaniel White
...
Brayden Robinson
thanx ill check that out. been really steady tonight mostly domestic with a few shots fired to brake things up
Adrian Turner
>whitelash is this the new buzz word along with microaggressions?
Nathaniel Hughes
evening! Good to see ya tonight
The weather is not looking to good up there so just the druggies and usual trouble makers tonight
Ian Evans
Time to get comfy!
What is everyone drinking tonight?
Gabriel Stewart
>Ignacio got pistol whipped
Landon Rogers
Fuck, that's a good one. I'm adding it to my collection.
>There is RealOPRobert Kek. Only one of several. I enjoy our comfy times todether. It gives me a place to make art with context.
If you poke around on google, I hear you can get Photoshpo CS3 for free these days. I get most of my effects from bending layer properties, if that helps.
Was coined by some black reporter dude the night trump won the election. Forgot his name. youtube.com/watch?v=QQly01LLe-I ...found it!
Hey, I like domestics. Lots and lots of domestics. Nothing says more about inner city culture than how many wives/gfs/pet twinks get the shit kicked out of them any time it's cold or rainy.
Asher Adams
Niggers burned down a school
Alexander Nguyen
>tune in >school on fire at cermak and lawndale
fuck why aren't I here more often?
Matthew Jones
School is on fire lernin be RAYCIS
Bentley Sanders
...
Nathan Evans
>school on fire oh no
Charles Gray
Checked, somebody tryna skip they finals, sheeeeiiiittttt
Michael King
holy shit, that Skeletor meme is us. It's totally us. I'm drinking Shiner, my friend.
Angel Ward
thanx for the tip ill try that tomorrow when i get home instead of dealing with all the refugees we got from plebbit ....
Jordan Richardson
>caller states a car with a New Your plate is blocking the fire hydrant well duh. isn't that standard practice in NY?
Eli Lopez
very nice
Matthew Reyes
>3420 N Bosworth
I'm pretty sure that's my childhood friend's house.
Josiah Cook
?
Oliver Gomez
Very nice! One of my favorite brews, I really like their "Cheer" that they do during Christmas
Isaac White
The toes of a woman who should've whooped her bad ass kids with extension cords but was too busy clubbin
Owen Jenkins
>60 KB > Time to get comfy! > What is everyone drinking tonight?
straight white rum & water w/ gatorade powder
>Kek. Only one of several. I enjoy our comfy times todether. It gives me a place to make art with context.
you at least produce the bulk of what i'd consider "actual dank OC" on this bread, inspired me to waste time with still photos outside of work, need to try cs5 I found gimp easiest after 15-16 years since I last used "photoshop" even though I'm a regular lightroom and premiere user, layer properties and some better text and I think I've got it figured out, though I'm really tempted to just use pen/paper/scanner
Zachary Edwards
Nice glass of Bourbon and I am sitting in my comfy chair with my feet up getting ready to just zone out and relax to the nigger shenanigans
Austin Howard
It has now paid the toll
Julian Reyes
Imagine being Robert where you're idolized by a bunch of autists online on the job without your knowledge
Jacob Allen
I wonder if that sort of shit is going on. The spirit world is having a good laugh watching the insanity.
Luis Phillips
Mental fuck escaped the hospital with the help of family
Chase Carter
>live in chiraq >'suffers mental issues' You don't say.
Nathaniel Reyes
The Official Robert Fan Club
Charles Ortiz
I like to think they hit the breaks and those black males ran in fear and Robert drove off laughing
