PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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APPEARANCES - follow #POTUSAbroad
>Pres Trump invoking the power of Kek 5/21/17
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>Pres Trump speech to Arab/Islamic/American summit 5/21/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on coalition progress in ME 5/20/17
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>SoS T-Rex & saudi FM presser 5/20/17
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>Pres Trump/King Salman sign agreements 5/20/17
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>Pres Trump Sword dancing 5/20/17
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>Pres Trump in Saudi Arabia 5/20/17
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>Pres Trump arrives in SA, greeted by King 5/20/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>TrumpWave S P A C E
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
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>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN BEHIND THE WOMAN EDITION
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WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
Awoo
AWOOOOO~~~
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Washington yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Russian infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This one?
HOLY SHIT MAHEL WON?!!
Fuck. Should have watched this.
Reminder that SNL actually aired this and wonder why Hillary lost
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What are you looking at, smoothskin?
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DAILY REMINDER TO PEDES:
>THIS IS NOT T_D
>GET FUCKED IN THE BUTT IN PLEBIT BY KARMA NORMIES
>CANT SHADOWBAN
>REEEEEEE
>WWE will die in your lifetime
Feels good, man
WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES!
I really hope we get a tweet tomorrow saying "Israel and Palestine signed peace deal! Glad to help!"
Kellyanne a cute, CUTE!
The power of Hajeeds can fuel WWE's bottom line for years now
It was beautiful
The first time I saw this pasta was on a thread over on /k/ about Hickok.
>2017
>Trump impeached
>Mike "the electrician with a mission" Pence gets in the oval office
>getready.exe
>Antifa considered Domestic Terrorrist organization
>LGBQT banned
>traps declared not gay
>Communist related civil rights groups get declared illegal and treason to the constitution
>tax cuts for enterpreneurs and business
>america is now powered by the highest energy
>internal economy fixed
>nowletsfixtheworld.ico
>fixingtheworldthrureligion.exe
>start WW3
>save europe
>solo kill Vladimir Putin 1v1
>russians now follow Mike "ice dragon" Pence
>unite all white brothers for the next stage:
>gg islam
>meanwhile (((they))) start to think Mike is the fucking promissed messiah
>now jews worship Mike Pence
>Mike Pence goes to Mecca
>No army behind him
>fuckinglegend
>constantinople next
>he destroys Islam with the help of all god fearing warriors
>world peace is real... for now
>mike gets ready for next stage:
>galactic dominance.exe
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Sure do..
I don't think I would be able to handle that level of winning.
She has pretty smooth skin though.
Nigga there's not gonna be an alt-anything versus the kikes and their neocons.
We either team up to take them down and their headquarters at CIA and Mossad or we get rolled over.
"It's a love fest in here folks!"
That's cool. They can move to India then because they are dying over here
Is it time for a steak salesman to bring peace to the Middle East?
28 femanon here, I've been truly alone for the first time this weekend, it was god awful... How do you guys cope with it, I felt like shit the whole weekend.
My gfs are all married and some have kids... No one wants to go to the bars/clubs anymore. I honestly don't know what to do, I have had some hook ups but never any serious LTRs. I hope i didn't fuck up in life, I'm getting sick and tired of all the jerks.
Friends are tryjng to set up dates for me, what should I do to optimize my chances of landing a deceng guy?
So far i've deleted my FB, planning to go to church with my mom this weekend. Maybe say I like Trump and conservatism on dates and what not? Guys seem to like it these days.
I don't want cata, :(
YUUUGE BOTES
CHUMPF
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she is.
That would go into the history books. Imagine it. Donald Trump of all people is going to make peace between Israel and Palestine.
MASSIVE CANNONS
What denomination?
But you don't post them.
>powers up tesla coil
Take this (you)
What were the French thinking with that?
Roman catholic.
I'm sure you will do fine. Just have faith.
They've been on a downward trend since 2001, and even with something like 33% of their audience gone from last year they're still too large to fail
I would love to nut inside her.
BLACK PEOPLE BTFO
(You)
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Same tbqh. It will feel amazing.
what's up with his hair
Go back to rebbit if you want to blog about stupid shit no one cares about. Dumb cunt.
Youll be fine.
This is bound to cause riots. The tears will be delicious.
I am a fan of Iowa's hull and armaments.
(You)
Stop reponding seriously to larping bloggers.
POST PIC
hi everyone it is me donald trump
It's perfection.
His hairstyle is actually trademarked. You have to pay royalties to the Trump Organization if you are caught using his hairstyle in any form of picture/film media.
ROASTY ROASTY VILE AND TOASTY
Memes aside, look for guys at a church or other places of wholesomeness, like the library.
Just like WCW, right?
hi pls build wall thx
Steak can be both halal and kosher.
GREATEST STERNS, STRONG STERNS! EVERYONE TELLS ME HOW GREAT THE STERNS ARE FOLKS, BUHLEEVE ME!
They need to add more American botes ffs. Where's Midway? Where's Des Moines? Hopefully they get a bilingual VA for a few of them too. Or an American VA that's really horrible at nipspeak lol
gate keeping an open forum. literally unenforceable suggestion. why are you acting like a retard ?
Kellyanne awakens something primal in me.
What are the odds of this actually happening? I say about 28%
Just make sure that it's not some cucked up church, you have to worry with Catholics, especially up north.
I would cream my jeans so hard.
Its called styling it you caveman
I too, am a fan.
Hi, please deport all foreigners.
asian nigger you have alot of hate in your heart
you need Mike Pence and GOD to ease your pain
everything will be ok
You know the deal. Show your tits or get out.
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It is enforcable. Off topic blogshit gets bans and deletes. That is because this is a board for politics, not blogging so it is against the rules.
>"alone"
>for one single weekend
Jesus christ your pathetic
Anyone have Kellyanne nudes?
He actually looks pretty good with normie hair
WCW was owned by TIme Warner, and the Merger between TW and AOL pushed Turner out of power, and he was the only thing keeping WCW up since it was his toy.
Glows with the energy of the Sun.
welcome to the underworld donnie
listen to the people here
everything will be ok
That's because she looks like a spooky skeleton
We're all going to die, aren't we?
bless this mess
Just once is all I ask
My copy of Art of the Deal just arrived. Is it really that good? Will I be able to put it down once I start?
Add BB-41 plox.
so I could report your thread because it violates rules?
>NBC has to pay Trump every time they have Baldwin doing his shitty impression
>all the bote posting
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She probably can't even get pregnant anymore. I'd go bareback and cum in her pussy like 20 times in a row until I passed out.
Racists apologize
Fuck off normalscum. This isn't t_d where being married is the norm.
There have been (((Jerusalem))) articles saying that it is possible. If it were, it would happen tomorrow when he's there.
Expect an (((arrest))) to be made regarding Seth Rich case. The perpetrator, will of course, be the fall guy who will confess to the Seth Rich (((robbery))) to take the heat off the Seth Rich story.
Not all of us.
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Drumpf is a Vatican puppet
>I have had some hook ups but never any serious LTRs
That's a shame. You seem like you have great judgmental skills - I don't know why guys wouldn't want to be with you.
Just go to Goodwill. I'm sure you'll find a man there that isn't disgusted by used goods.
How about a 2hu-bote combo?
I dont have a thread up. what are you on about filthy rebbit newfag? announcing reports is against the rules.
And the main thing propping WWE up is their revenue from their TV deals
They got less than they expected with their last deal and their ratings continue to go down the shitter
Their next TV deal is gonna be brutal for them
Did Reviewbrah admit to voting for Trump?
I know everyone here hates ((Milo)) but he does have a decent theory about how men and women handle being alone. Pretty much, he says that men can handle it, it sucks, but they can pretty easily turn to material pursuits, hobbies, etc. Women on the other hand, are just plain miserable. Which, I presume, is why many of the SJW types tend to be older, ugly, single women.
Are there any images of Momiji except the MAGA hat is already drawn on her instead of just photoshopping it in?
>cia kidnaps you
>says you can fuck kelllyane and lauren wearing maga hats
>you have to travel to North Korea and kill Kim Jong Un
>would you do it?