My new italian wife

what did i get myself into?

Hahahah you haven't seen an over 50s Italian woman have you?

You lost the game
Hope you like horrid little bent up bearded old ladies

half my family is Italian and they look fine stop meming

You just made a huge mistake. I'm only half Italian from my mother's side and they are all crazy.

A lot of bitching and probably a cheater. Italian women are the worst. On the up side, they will typically fuck on the 1st date even if they are Catholic and state they usually don't do that.

is that you on the right

A screaming mass of uncheckable rage. Enjoy your domestic abuse, user.

>((((Australia)))) knowing anything about Italy
top kek m8

She's nice as fuck and has a great ass and nice feet though, idc what she looks like in 50 years

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this is me

man those are nice feet

she's caucasian bro

hopefully the deep nuts you can have in her will balance out the crazy

I ain't saying she a gold digger.

But she a gold digger.

stay the fuck away from my wife paco

those feet though

i wanna lick her hairy arms if im being 100% honest with you my dude

I bought her all that stuff she's wearing

OP's wife 12 years from today

>Sicilian
>Italian

man shes gonna cheat on you the first chance she gets, youre bland like a piece of bread

no offense my dude but you're batting out of your league

Hopefully in between those thighs.

she's taken faggot

Italians like OP look arab and or black. Not white. RACE TRAITOR

I also live in monterrey amigo, taking her to fundidora to eat is basic as FUCK

Alimony

nope we fuck every day, and we're going to have a baby.

>italian

clearly mexican m8

tell me youre not in the UANL orcherstra god i think i know who you are

you can see the contempt in her face

She looks like a nigger.

This is what passes as (((italian))) in America? lol