>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>just shove it onto amazon and someone will buy it. chuck tingle has said the main way to get sales is just be prolific. churn out as much nonsense as possible and you can make loot. >churn out as much nonsense as possible and you can make loot. Literally IRL shitposting is making him bank. Fuck.
Jaxson Myers
top cat
Isaiah Thompson
wooot. we waiting on those late night gems.
Easton Diaz
that would be a tough role to play tho, unless you were at least half a fag
Isaiah Perry
pretty much. but the guy is a legit writer, he has degrees and shit. but this was easier. just pound out some bullshit in a day and spend the rest of the week doing whatever with the family.
Tyler Hall
Nth for coons
Jacob Morgan
dispatch sassy level is going up
Hunter Moore
>smashing his head into the back of my cage dindu nuffin
Blake Phillips
Guys trying to kill himself, dispatch is like whatever.
Logan Bennett
if you like real hard whiskey, like the kind that punches your soul. you would like it. it's harsh as shit. some old school 1800's recipe. I like it because it reminds me that i'm drinking literal .poison
sounds almost like old forrester or old charter
>chuck gay novel guy
I'm wanting to troll sjw's for money right now too, I need to try and wow them with our magic
Owen Brooks
>bullet holes and blood in the vehicle
Logan Diaz
HAHAHA suspect is bashing his head into my cage. Robert gives no fucks
Cooper Scott
>BREAKING BREAKING >BREAKING
We have twin "BLACK MALE" displaying "BLACK GUN" demanding wallet, phone, keys, and a truck
Nolan Wood
>carjacking chimping intensifies
Ian Martinez
She's close to her limit break. Robert better mind hisself.
I'm not saying we should follow in his cum-besodded footprints, but I'm still impressed by his accomplishment.
>Aggravated car jacking and robbery Ere we go, lads!
Isaac Price
its a rough drink straight. if you wanna try somethin smooth. get tres generacions sauza tequila. its liquid pleasure and gets you good. pricey tho. Rebel Yell is decent whiskey and fairly cheap. same price as seagrams 7 but better
Levi Price
Anyone feel like black police officers in chi have to be pretty red pilled on the nature of blacks vs whites
Julian Sanders
haha lol of course not. i just can't believe he's getting people to part with their money. or maybe i can believe it
Jackson Gray
>Anyone feel like black police officers in chi have to be pretty red pilled on the nature of blacks vs whites
Chase Hill
you know they all live in white neighborhoods. unless they get paid to live in shit areas. i know in my city cops get extra pay if they are willing to live in a high crime area. they want to embed cops into areas that suck.
Brody Gonzalez
most of his sales have to be joke buys. lol bro got you a book you fag lmao. those kinda sales but it's workin for him
Luis Gutierrez
kek >beating tan caucasian hipsters back with club
Caleb Brooks
They will straight bounce Jamal's handcuffed ass off the hood of their patrol car. Nobody comes down harder on the hoodrats and thugs than a black cop.
Exactly.
Noah Ross
Anyone feel like ______ in ______ have to be pretty _____ pilled on the nature of _____ vs _____
Owen Brown
Never underestimate stupidity, user.
Andrew Collins
oh lawdy.. waifu?
Ian Green
how bout dat
Matthew Stewart
I think thats the cash me outside girl, so no.
Mason Bell
>anyone feel like [peanuts] in [m&m's] have to be pretty [grass] pilled on the nature of [surfing] vs [genital mutilation] ? Nice tits tho.
Kevin Gutierrez
dafuq is adam?
Carson Miller
your ID is niggerish bro. KREVN. thats gotta be a nig name somewhere
Colton Moore
WUT IN SAINT JACOBS NAME
Nicholas Evans
Adam is the daytime cops.
Andrew Ortiz
cash me outside solid honkey whip cracka, jungle looooooooove
Owen Nelson
Robert givin options. scratchy sexy dispatch is amused.
Hudson Perez
...
Leo Campbell
lmao tupac aint got no time for her ass.
Jacob Rogers
>Robert givin options. scratchy sexy dispatch is amused.
RIP Crabby
Oliver Wilson
>vehicle moving slowly through the alley
Robert Collins
Wew. So much for sobriety. OP is heading to sleep, Roberts. You lot stay comfy.
Jonathan Gomez
>lmao tupac aint got no time for her ass.
but he wants to wax (museum) that (white) ass
Elijah Brooks
D'Krevian Gooch. I'm sure Robert knows a few
Liam Anderson
makes no sense - 06 adam?
Jeremiah Murphy
Crabby will be back. i think the cops shot kinda fucked her up. she dipped into the ungodly amount of vacation time she has built up and is telling brown folk in aruba to make her damn drink right
Isaac Collins
6 am Adam takes over i'd guess
Cameron Campbell
>3 males trying to kick a door in I bet its black male at it again
Juan Allen
have good sleeps user. I can't pull myself away yet. gonna start noggin' any minute
Leo Fisher
the ambient stream makes the radio silence even more spooky.
Xavier Cruz
>shots fired
Joshua Evans
>Crabby will be back. i think the cops shot kinda fucked her up. she dipped into the ungodly amount of vacation time she has built up and is telling brown folk in aruba to make her damn drink right
I'm going with this explanation. Still gonna push RIP Crabby, because it always pulls a remark, but she retired if not just on vacation, dispatch has got to be more stressful than we realize
Connor Perez
is it just me or do these threads feel like we are on another planet from the rest of Sup Forums???
Juan Taylor
the dispatch job for CPD is rough from what i have heard over the past two years. if any of em claimed PTSD i wouldnt argue it.
Xavier Evans
Same
Evan Peterson
ha i was also thinking that. I read lots of other threads, but I only recently started participating on /cpd/. only been lurking for about 6 months
Hunter Phillips
It's like being at a party and there is one room full of really fun chill folks but you go to get another beer and have to wade through the idiots and assholes to get to the keg. and rush back to that room.
Brody Fisher
...
Dominic Bell
poor count
Bentley Robinson
>need amberlamps
Henry Rogers
BLAH
Samuel Brooks
At night, Adam = auxiliary, car six. Adam-12 is a TV show.
Christian Barnes
dumpster diver. and adam is morning crew. must be some early morning adams helpin out robert
Luke Wright
The world is such an ugly place when you think about it
Camden Scott
also, that was the 2nd white male in the last 3 hours. >realizes /cpd/ is a black hole of degeneracy, but entertaining none the less
Cameron Reed
WHAT WAS THAT BILL CLINTON CLIP
Samuel Diaz
lol
Isaiah Cox
AHAHAHA
Hudson Baker
this is what hardcore leftists fail to realize. for all of our civilized areas, killers will always exist and you gotta fight to get and keep what you have. the world doesnt give a shit about anything else but conquer, feast, and winning.
Grayson Anderson
i did not have sexual relations with that dispatcher
Parker Perry
Oh shit, they are arresting Bill!
Brandon Martin
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Jonathan Gonzalez
>I did not have sexual relations with that woman kek
Anthony Evans
how did that happen? also, dispatch in not havin any nonsense
Alexander Fisher
lmao Roberts meme on a whole different level
Nolan Young
>sweetie
Aiden Barnes
Scratchy is my voicefu
Colton Lewis
yo shutup
Jace Torres
>6-7 people screaming and yelling do male and female black ever sleep
Bentley Perry
crack is a helluva drug
Caleb Jenkins
yo no
Ryder Hernandez
after a hawks game last year i stopped at a buddy's house right off of 294, still in neighborhood of the United Center, left about 130 am, no one around, about to get on highway, yuge male black and a 4 year old child cross the road. wtf
Joseph Murphy
fuckin lmao goddammit Robert is killin my sides
Asher Collins
AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX
Jack Myers
quit being a drama queen
David Clark
I think that cut both ways. You equally can't expect the lower classes to be happy with what they have. You need some welfare to keep them in line.
Jason Bell
KEK more clinton
Elijah Perez
hahaha that Clinton sound byte
Caleb Parker
lol wtf they know we lurkin
Logan Hall
TFW you will never have scratchy dispatch tell you stories of nigs noggin while you drift away into sleep.
Lucas Ross
in all seriousness, if possible, is Robert trolling
Dylan Moore
true.
John Baker
yes. Robert trolls the radio from time to time. last year it was the darude sandstorm intro that got played like twice a night
Julian Smith
>tfw liberal democracy relies on the poor for votes and credit debt and can't afford to turn them into soylent
Charles James
>some nog broke into a church motherfuckers
Tyler Young
Feels bad man
Dylan Watson
suspicious female black wearing black carrying a black bag.
Thomas Baker
That's a lot of black
Kevin Sanders
New here. Explain Robert pls?
Bentley Nguyen
church you say? i missed that one, fuckin degenerate to the max. stealing money that was probably gonna go towards helping the community.
