Why are Australians so heroic?

Why are Australians so heroic?

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Indeed friend, why?

they have nothing to live for

Does that explain Seth as a democrat?

Who else do we have other than Julian?

You clearly haven't fallen for one of our beautiful indigenous women

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That's a funny way to spell Austrians.

>beautiful
Kek

> one Australian = all Australians
Based on that logic, Australians are retarded.

Australians are a gift from God

Some of them are good looking. Until you hear their ridiculous accent.

because they're not leafs

Ned Kelly.

The guy who fought a manta ray to death and lost

We also invented penicillin. You're welcome.

Aussies have always been cool, they fight crocs and shit.

The kids from round the twist?

And wifi

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!

We also have one of the greatest authors of the modern age.

He isn't heroic, he is just holding a lit faggot under the feet of power and hoping to gain from it. All this could've been done anonymously but he wanted to be famous.

General Monash was one of the generals who wrote the book on tank warfare in WW1. There was a lot of hacks back then, but Monash knew how to use them effectively way before the Nazis were blitzing Europe.

>apes
>goof looking

These heroes are all fine and dandy, but they're all dead. Any heroes that are alive today other than Assange?

They steeled their nerves taking their land back from the emu's

Now apply this to Jews.

Captain Thunderbolt, rich guy who was a bushranger for the lols.
The Kellys had more excuses than a pregnant nun.
and the black box flight recorder and spray-on skin and the electric drill and the cochlear implant and ultrasound scanning and wi-fi and oh look, proved conclusively just a few years ago that stomach ulcers are caused by bacteria not stress.

Fuck Assange. You could call Manning and Snowden heroes but not that wanker. All he's done is take credit for another person's design and hide away from stealthing charges.

Living in the middle of nowhere and risk taking is in our blood(Criminal heritage). Combined with the fairly laid back nature, leads to feelings of being untouchable.

Also helps being generally superior people, as well.

you work profiles for the fbi dont ya

His next leak will expose how all the western world's governments are being controlled by a cabal of conspiring emus. The Australians knew it all along, that's why they went to war (though they knew they never stood a chance and quickly fell back under the emu's iron claw).

Meddling emus are behind everything, and the clever fuckers even successfully blame the Jews for their dealings.

he always struck me as being russian

FUKKIN SHUT UP CUNT!!!

>fuck a girl who is asleep then flee when you are charged with rape

good guy

Actually we dont have any retards in australia. Must just be an american thing or something
Clivey P

Dutch courage

The Australian dialect is so fucked we can't tell the tards from the normies from the abbos

Heroes don't lose to Turkroaches and emus.

-a fucking leaf.
(Just pulling your tit. You guys are great.)

we were under British command against the roaches.

don't you ever mention emus again cunt!

Harsh life makes a great man. The emus and their strict rule over Australia makes life hard.

Australian man saves woman from shark by grabbing tail
>As the shark bit her, it brushed aside a fairly large male who grabbed hold of the tail of the shark, which then made it let go.
>The girl then started to sink to the bottom and he grabbed her and brought her to the surface and got her back on board the boat.
>The man refused to speak to journalists when the tour boat returned to dock, other than to say: "No comment, thank you. It's cool. All I want is the girl to be OK."
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It is in our blood to be

All Australians are criminals. Assange just proves this further. Hell even your natives are scum

He was a kike tho

there is still the chance that assange is just the greatest shitposter of all time fooling everyone with his "leaks", getting away with rape and be called a hero for it while casually even putting the most skilled of shitposters on here to shame

good man

There was that one guy that fought a kangaroo to save his dog.

you people should have just been hung

Has anyone?

Mel Gibson

>you people
What did he mean by this?

he looks Finnish, probably because of he's part Chinese

Because the old world has lost its touch

from all the australians i've met trought the internet all of them are redpilled asf, thats why they're awesome. not one cuck ive met. is it just me?

Isnt he swedish?