Skyrim

>Skyrim
>42% nord

When did you realise Skyrim was worse than America?

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fuck you imperial scum

Britons are nords.

>5% Redguard

Sounds way better to me.

Nords, Imperial and Briton are allw hite though.

THAT'S BECAUSE OF FUCKING IMPERIALS

STORMCLOAK = BESTCLOAK

bretons*

True though
Can't say the same about (((white hispanics))))

still whiter than Mexico will ever be B)

Well, the Bretons are native to part of Skyrim, ad the Empire is responsible for the introduction of the Imperials and Altmer. Now the Orsimer onl stay in their secluded mountain fortresses and don't do shit.

That just leaves the dunmer as the dirty shitskins of nord society, with the occasional bosmer, redguard, or lower races doing shit dock work.

say that to this Mexicanas face, i dare you

It's Briton, You Khajit-Redguard bastard.

>realise
>se

LOL

Stick to Spanish, pedro!

this

Doesn't count the numerous non persistent NPCs who are mostly nords.

Fuck shit like this, this is why I voted for Ulfric. A people shouldn't become foreigners in their own homeland at the hands of an empire too weak to rule them.

>42%

Not gonna lie, former Stormcloak voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Ulfric crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Elder Scrolls.

always serve the empire.
For some reason I just really enjoy killing rebels.

Thanks for making me think about all the white Hispanics...

...

Top kek

That is the British spelling, which is often taught at international schools. Pedro is probably better off than you.

>calling an Argonian as Imperial

dude?

Argonian, Khajiit, Bosmer, Redguard, Orc, Altmer, Dunmer, Imperial, Breton niggers git out. REEEEEE

>Better off than you
>Believes the British way of spelling things is better
>Posts under the American Flag...
>On an AMERICAN fucking site

The audacity of you is astonishing! I bet you suck off black people because of all your guilt, fucking pussy!

>Only 2% argonian

The next game better be in black marsh

Fucking Redguard niggers. They make up 5% of the population, yet account for 53% of all violent crime.

>including bretons and imperials the total white count is 67%
>67%
Really makes me think

Skyrim never belonged to the Nords you filthy cuck. Know what you're talking about. The Nords stole it from the Falmer.

Nord, Imperial and Breton are all whites

It was always too late, Jarl Balgruuf! It was always too late!

I always say to myself "God, morrowind was best elder scrolls. I'm going to pop it in and relive some sweet nostalgia." I get off the boat, make my dude, remember there's no fast travel, and turn it off.
But not before I reach that guy that falls out of the sky with the dank levitation scrolls.

falmer will conquor skyrim and in 2050 it will only be 50% white

WOAH! Is this the power... of PC?

Falmer ARE white cuck

It's called being a European tourist, Daquan. I bet you don't have a passport.

And yes, the British/Commonwealth way of spelling things is best, but they have a variation, Oxford English, that uses the '-ize' ending, which is of etymological derivation, over the Gallic-influenced 'ise'.

>more dunmer than altmer
How? Does this include dlc?

Like hell I'll give the scrolls to a mere mortal, high King or not!
I'll become high king and leader of the nords myself if I have to.

Didn't know the switch port was out yet, looks better than I expected

>elves
>white

Probably contains the Dragonborn DLC

Pic related

Elves just have a light skin, that doesn't make you white.

Also gas the Thalmor, racewar now!

khajiit reporting in. feels good man

Bretons are Latino mud bloods. They're part elf.

>tfw saved skyrim multiple times, even joined the stormcloaks yet still a filthy unblooded elf.

Bretons are hapas.

truly shit taste, sadly

Which Daedric Prince would you serve, Sup Forums?

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!

Meridia of course. I would cleanse Skyrim of filth and degeneracy with her mighty help.

>nightingales
>evil
They would be impure.

Also snow elves are snow niggers.

>Region based on Nordics
>Overrun with shitskins and immigrants

Gotta say, Bethesda really nailed Skyrim.

Orc women are beautiful, fuck the Nord beauty standards.
If you wouldn't hit this you need your T levels checked

Dunmer is best race desu senpai.

Anyone else getting sick for being labeled an altmerphobe everytime you expose the altmer and they call it pure coincidence?

Vaermina

>reminder all humans are dirty, disgusting immigrant in elf lands

told me

Skyrim is shit (pun intended). Witcher 3 is where's the money at.

Sad you can't play as a Chaurus?

Do you poo in the designated loo?

divide and conquer shill detected

>Imperials
>white

(((High elves))) are more white then them

>thalmor pls

Death to thalmor!

>pajeet
>shit taste
figures

finally someone else in the thread who actually knows the lore

>Also snow elves are snow niggers.
Completely wrong. Nords are the embodiment of snow niggers with vile and degenerate behaviour and they pollute every continent they arrive in. Fuck nords. Congratulations on having shit taste.

Theyre mixed breed between elves and humans. Theyre still human though and the breed of elves they strem from was an intelligent one so im not sure how to compare them

N-no!

>Skyrim
>Witcher franchise
>Good

Pick none.

Snownigger GTFO
You're just jelous we got more pussy than you.
We cucked your little race and later you got cucked by the dwarves.

Witcher 3 would have been great if it actually had decent gameplay.

Reminder that if you picked Stormcloaks you are a retard and a knife-ear lover.

Elves are for removing, Nords are tools to be used in this removing.

Long Live the Emperor.
Reguards are ratbags.

All of them, to get their artefacts.
Then turn into a lich and deny them my soul.

Better gameplay than Skyrim for sure.

You even talk like a filthy nigger
>m-muh womenz
Great job proving my point

Witcher 3 would've sucked even if the gameplay was good. The ''witcher sense'' is an insult to gamers worldwide.

>try to play Skyrim
>want to explore every room and look into every chest because of autism
>burn out and never advance

Nice try.

Yes

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I do this everyday!

All WRPGs are shit anyway

>empire
>lawful good
Would call them more lawful neutral; a necessary evil that everyone's familiar with.
>nightingales
>neutral evil
u wot. At most rebel impure, if not rebel neutral.

I wonder who is to blame for this.

>video games
>good

Daily reminder that men in TES are just as alien as elves and that nords are actually the niggers of Tamriel.

Kek
Thalmor are fucking jews

>mfw I'm a dwemner refugee and joined the empirials so I can rape, kill, and steal from the people of skyrim.

Feels good man.

How can you nord-boys even compete with superior argonian cock?
Your women want the Big Green Cock.

True neutral is objectively best as it allows for freedom without constraining yourself to specific paradigms.
Lawful neutral or neutral moral are objectively best for a society.

Everything in-between is just shit-tier levels of anything.

And 6% orcs so it's about the same. They also have 3 times as many jews (altmer at 6%).

>Khajiit make up 3% of population
>Commit 50% of highway robberies

Fucking Furniggers

Whats the best race and why is it argonian ?

Good as sex maids only.

>it'll be a cultural melting pot they said, but then those knife-ears tell is we can't worship Talos
>fuck multiculturalism!

Hi I'm David Icke, the Skyrim Royal family and every major powerful political figure is actually a Falmer, a breed of subterranean snow elves that live amongst the ruins of ancient dwarves that lived thousands of years ago, they secretly maintain a vice like grip on the jaarl of Markarth and they will one day rise from their underground lairs to destroy us all!

Kek

>this thread unironically sums up how the MSM and normies see Sup Forums from outside.

Well that's retarded because at the time the Telvani owned Solstheim.

>rightful dark elf clay

They are a hive-mind of hyper-intelligent beings with knowledge dating back to the dawn of nist.
They can breath underwater, cant be poisoned or suffer from disease , they have an ever-spreading bio-weapon the slowly kills anyone who tries to invade their lands.
When the dedra opened the oblivion gates to storm the black marsh they got their shit kicked in so hard they had to close the gates because the argonians were flooding into their realm faster than they could push them back.

Argonians best race.

Khajit are 3% of the population but make up over 50% of the furfaggotry, when are you all going to wake up

>We wuz imperials