Brit/pol/ - ARE NIGE Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>EU will force every member state to adopt Euro by 2025
express.co.uk/news/world/807762/Eurozone-Brussels-Hungary-Poland-Czech-Republic-Croatia-Romania-Bulgaria

>Theresa May ditches manifesto plan with 'dementia tax' U-turn
theguardian.com/society/2017/may/22/theresa-may-u-turn-on-dementia-tax-cap-social-care-conservative-manifesto
>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Eurozone WILL shrink and collapse: Shock report reveals what business leaders REALLY think
express.co.uk/news/world/807579/Eurozone-crisis-European-business-leaders-survey-EU-economy-McKinsey-Global-Institute

>Labour face 'parliamentary wipeout' as Watson, Skinner & others may lose seats, poll finds
express.co.uk/news/uk/807539/Jeremy-corbyn-labour-general-election-tom-watson-ed-miliband-tony-blair-liz-kendell

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/23/hillary-clinton-so-far-ahead-in-polls-that-doesnt-even-think-abo/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35295404
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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>DEM CHIPS

>voting

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someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Should I vote for the English Democrats?
They seem pretty redpilled but a bit old and fusty.

>I will finish what you started

is this kid really 23
did he sell his age and identity to a 'syrian child'

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Tories actually losing ground now. It's not just a left wing meme.

probably better to draw a cock on the ballot

Whenever I get a 3 day ban. I'm able to post again by just clearing all my browser history. Although I have to wait at least 12 hours. I think it worked once before 12 hours but I can't quite remember. Anyone else know about this? How is this possible?

Hey lads just got back from registering to vote and all of us in line had our red Corbyn hats and shirts on.

I heard the only guy in line with a Theresa May shirt on talk down about 2 different minorities in the span of about 3 minutes so I told him to shut the fuck up and a group of us kicked his ass and he left before he could get registered.

Lets just say we assigned a few bigger guys to watch the door to make sure he didn't come back :)

went into central london last week for the first time in ages. what's up with all the prophet muhammed quotes on the sides of buses guys

Post manifesto polls are always well out there, it's hard for the Tories when Labour just offer everyone everything for free.

Things will settle down again by June 8th though.

>I heard the only guy in line with a Theresa May shirt on
>Theresa May shirt
where can i get one of these?
>asking for a friend

Fuck weebs, nonces, micks, leafs, leftists, septics, separatists, remainers, faggots, corbynites and tories.

W-what about us trump-sama?

W-will you kiss our clocktower? ;-;

Polls are always a few days behind, this is manifesto backlash and will probably rebound in a few days after the tories uturned today. Probably not getting a huge landslide this election but it should be a win

Conservatives=mongs

>nuse asks Sturgeon why she has to use food banks
>Look at Scott-Nat part of twitter
>"wtf i hate nurses now"

They're more deluded and up their own arses than even the most staunch momentum supporter

>Be Theresa May
>Have largest Tory lead in years
>Flush it down the toilet

So this is the power of Strong and Stable leadership.

>The weekly ICM poll for the Guardian has topline figures of CON 47%(-1), LAB 33%(+5), LDEM 9%(-1), UKIP 4%(-2), GRN 2%(-1)

>Meanwhile a Survation poll for Good Morning Britain has topline figures of CON 43%(-5), LAB 34%(+5), LDEM 8%(nc), UKIP 4%(nc).

It's not as bad as it looks though. They're still at least 9 points up, and they have time to bounce back from this fuck-up. They'll just press Corbyn on Trident, the IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Stalin, etc. and the gibsmedat boomers will flee from Labour again.

I suppose. Just think that May may have peaked a little early. The longer the campaign goes on the more robotic she'll seem. In Tory HQ they'll be pacing around like expectant fathers for polling day.

>English Democrats
>In March 2014, the party chairman Robin Tilbrook suggested England should become an independent country.
Meme party.

>Be Theresa May
>Have largest Tory lead in years
>Sacrifice some of it to piss off a load of boomers

It's just a regional aberration, right lads?

I don't think I can take a Corbyn magnitude UK-wide happening.

I wore a Theresa May shirt in greggs

If Scotland and Wales go labour will the tories struggle for a majority?

Kinda makes me wonder why Corbyn hasn't targeted scotcucks more

cyber nats are literally the worst

>implying everything isn't going to plan

The worry was that with such a huge lead many wouldn't bother coming out and voting Tory, with the polls narrowing people will go out and vote for them to avoid Corbyn and his Trots.

>Boomers are going to vote for a communist because they don't want to pay for dementia care

one poll in an area that is typically left/labour

The tories will gain seats in Scotland. It's a different race up there being fought basically entirely on independence.
England and Wales I think the worst case scenario for the tories is stagnation.

Yes, Wales is not even close to representative of the rest of the UK.

>boomer votes Corbyn
>gets corbyn
>has to go into care
>sells house to get into nice carehome
>over the next 5 miserable dementia filled years savings wittle down to £23K because it costs £500 a week
>t-they're you go son, sorry for voting Corbyn

Moggster for PM

How come you were banned?

No

>Kinda makes me wonder why Corbyn hasn't targeted scotcucks more

Because he agrees with the SNP

Wales lad. They'd vote for a dog shit if it was labour.

Labour are so dead in Scotland the Tories are actually more popular.

Wales has always been a Labour stronghold. It'd be shocking if they actually started shooting the bourgeoisie and weren't polling highest over there.

They're a proper coalition of rabid secessionists who pretend to love socialism but really just fucking hate the english

England should have a devolved parliament just like scotland so english people can be free of scottish mps voting on things that only affect england.

Alright lads, I'm getting nervous now

Westminster is our parliament, we should not have Scottish MPs voting on something that affects only England though.

>should i throw my ballot in the bin
yeah if you want to, why not?

You should

The conservatives are running a fucking woeful campaign

>The worry was that with such a huge lead many wouldn't bother coming out and voting Tory,

I have no idea how this works. Surely with a gigantic lead you would expect people from opposition parties not to vote, due to the futility of it all?

How will liberals react to this?

We kind of have this now. There's an extra committee stage for England only bills made up of a committee of English MPs.
It does mean that if one day Labour eke out a victory via a scottish recovery they could be unable to govern without an English majority too.

Posting an interracial scat webm with a really fat white woman.

>Surely with a gigantic lead you would expect people from opposition parties not to vote, due to the futility of it all?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/23/hillary-clinton-so-far-ahead-in-polls-that-doesnt-even-think-abo/

already a thing lads
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35295404

Labours has been far worse though, I don't know how they have even recouperated losses.

>mfw the country is going to shit anyway so I don't care regardless of who wins

>The Telegraph: Cher's nipple pasties are a triumph for fearless older women

Fuckin state of the Telegraph now lads, most of the shit is churned out by her

Oh, kek

>tfw I know exactly the webm you're on about

The point is some old people go
>they've won anyway
And don't bother.
Whilst a narrow race drives turnout and scares protest voters back. It's what the tories did in 2015 with the threat of Labour/SNP coalition, they squeezed some of the UKIP vote back.

silly boy

boomers deserve it if they own a 300k house

In Japan or Korea there's no "triple lock pensions"

They get fuck all and their family support their care instead, no family? then sell your house.

Much better system imo

Premium is pretty good desu.

Mum has a subscription so I piggy back off that.

They've started doing the "well she has pictures of her on holiday on her twitter so clearly she's okay"

However legitimate that observation might be, it's a literal right-wing one and one you'd associate with the tories. They will literally backflip on their ideology if anyone questions dear leader, it's like a cult

Did a new prediction on Principal Fish using the new Welsh polling data and extrapolations of the old Scottish and Regional data based on the national polling. Looking a bit rough for May but it's still a decent majority. Lib Dems doing surprisingly well despite the low vote share but their votes seem extremely concentrated in different regions/constituencies which helps explain it.

Show it us lad :^)

NOW LABOUR ARE IN THE LEAD

TODAY I SHALL REMIND THEM

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But the IRA is good and I hope they blow up the Queen

>Telegraph premium

lads please

Don't make me call Corbyn and the red guard on you now

The SNP were called the tartan tories in the 1970s, they've done a 180 since then on policy terms.

I'm so sorry you had to see it. I've never actually watched it myself past the first 2 seconds.

based Wales

Don't bite lads.

Labour backing 'No Thanks' destroyed like 60% of their Scottish influence

it's real

This ignores how UKIP isn't running in many places.
Like Norman Lamb in Norfolk North is in trouble because of no UKIP.

What was the actual numerical majority in the end then? Good stuff though, thanks.

>0.08% white

They don't have an ideological basis anymore beyond independence, Salmond wanted to turn Scotland into Luxembourg by cutting corporation tax post-independence.

The only reason they present as left-wing now is because it's popular both in scotland and with the media

That Green manifesto launch gets worse

>Still wouldn't put it past Nutt to top this

Why are tory voters such cucks Sup Forums?

Uniform swing is useless now that UKIP have collapsed

Its been much more populist though, yes Ugabugga and mcdonnell have been publicly fucking up but corbyn has been doing well.

The tories made this about leaders and may is a robotic pocket authoritarian

binmayinjune.bl0gspot.co.uk/2017/05/swing-youth-vote-i-was-conservative.html

TORIES ARE HAEMORRHAGING SUPPORT IT'S OVER MAY IS FINISHED

>1.85% of the seats on 9% of the vote
>Surprisingly well

Highly doubtful that the Tories will do that well in Scotland - overall just now here, the attitude is still very loud SNP support. I don't think the Tories can make that much of a break with FPTP here.
We will see, SNP will lose about 4 seats I believe, maybe gain Edinburgh South.

They're basically stuck because their more left wing voters were pro-indy and fled to the SNP. And their more centrist voters have fled to the tories.

>mfw britanon also posted the webm of the doggo sucking the entire shit out of that guy's ass

Do Brits have scat fetishes or what

How is such a swing even possible? Am I underestimating the amount of greedy kike pensioners out there who want free handouts for fuel?

>overall just now here, the attitude is still very loud SNP support

Gee, I wonder why conservatives would keep their head down in scotcuckland

True

pic related

Agree with the second part but he's been making speeches in safe seats. No point for any of it.

>+34

JUST

>mfw chipper reopened today

Just as good as I thought it would be lads

better than offering nothing to everyone except the rich

>tfw south west has 5 labour seats
cucked

It's not the fact they're keeping their head down, it's most of their support come from Boomers that are locked away in their homes.
Plently of people here have Tory signs up (Highland). They just can't beat the SNP on FPTP.

I'm starting to think that the polls are fucky to be honest

>Small sample size
>Naturally leftwing region that mostly lives off handouts
>Greedy boomers

Simple really.