Brit/pol/ - FUCK THE DIGITAL ECONOMY ACT EDITION

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Tory U-turn on Social Care Cap
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40001221

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>EU will force every member state to adopt Euro by 2025
express.co.uk/news/world/807762/Eurozone-Brussels-Hungary-Poland-Czech-Republic-Croatia-Romania-Bulgaria

>Theresa May ditches manifesto plan with 'dementia tax' U-turn
theguardian.com/society/2017/may/22/theresa-may-u-turn-on-dementia-tax-cap-social-care-conservative-manifesto
>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Eurozone WILL shrink and collapse: Shock report reveals what business leaders REALLY think
express.co.uk/news/world/807579/Eurozone-crisis-European-business-leaders-survey-EU-economy-McKinsey-Global-Institute

>Labour face 'parliamentary wipeout' as Watson, Skinner & others may lose seats, poll finds
express.co.uk/news/uk/807539/Jeremy-corbyn-labour-general-election-tom-watson-ed-miliband-tony-blair-liz-kendell

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13020632
youtube.com/watch?v=rtO79m3lYJE
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html
youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU
youtube.com/watch?v=7sxAnejb9bs
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39965925
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p053p541
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
strawpoll.me/13011892
uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz
youtube.com/watch?v=UEGG4sTo4AE
youtube.com/watch?v=ewoqPHaEo6I
independent.co.uk/voices/labour-general-election-2017-polling-landslide-conservatives-long-way-to-go-a7749486.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Make the Tripsluts beg for your big fat (you) like the whores they are.

Labour surge in wales

Germany calling, Germany calling...

>It's a NATIONAL health service, not an INTERNATIONAL health service

are paul for the NHS

>SAY NO TO ANY DIVORCE BILL PUT ON THE TABLE

IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/13020632
strawpoll.me/13020632
strawpoll.me/13020632
strawpoll.me/13020632

THERESA MAY WANTS TO WHITE LIST THE INTERNET AND OUTLAW HENTAI.

STOP HER.

Globalist May is really cocking this up isn't she.

Hilaryv2?

Anyway vote ukip, it's clear Tories won't fucking do it properly

Reminder that are Paul absolutely smashed the leaders debate

He cares about the working class without being a commie about it

youtube.com/watch?v=rtO79m3lYJE

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>UKIP stand a chance at all
You might as well fucking spoil your ballot paper, unless you in a Tory safe seat

They have the vote of most people I know in my town desu

Don't blame me, I voted Kodos

True, it was 4 v 1 too

The only thing Nuttall has smashed is UKIP's chances.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

YOU CAN'T BLOODY WIN WITH A SCOUSE BALDY

But you already banned porn.

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html

thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU

youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU

Haw Haw a cute

His accent is charmingly different, and people latch onto that stuff. Secondly, his beard now completes his look.

Oh bloody hell labour are going to squeeze a small victory arent they

we fucked it with our demographics, its becoming impossible to have a right wing majority extremely fast

You might as well not turn up to the polling station regardless.

You just sold me even more on May
Free unlimited access to the degeneracy available on the internet is wrong.
In mummy mays new future you will be treated for the illness you refuse to accept you have.

>UKIP need to win for your vote to count
Yeah, that's how it works, I sure hope they win this time so we get a referendum on the EU!

If Labour win our country falls.

I'M SCARED WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING COMMIE CORBYN IS TAKING THE LEAD STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Same happens if the Tories win.

We're fucked either way

Anybody got a link to Andrew Neil roasting May stream?

youtube.com/watch?v=7sxAnejb9bs

Because Wales is relevant, apparently.

Because he is and because this is completely to be expected. The youth learned from EUref that they actually have to vote if they want to see stuff done, and so it's getting very serious now, 1 million young people registered to vote in the last month, 90% of those votes will go to labour.

I don't want to but I might vote Tory, I seriously cannot live with myself if Labour get a majority.

Right wing? Hahaha.

May is clearly new labour central globalist. This is why she's failing.

Stay there comrade, the Peoples Police are coming to have a word with you...

FUCK OFF LIDF

>youth voting

Isn't it great that the Conservatives are going to get tough on immigration lads? They might cut net migration by an entire 10 people if we are lucky!

the youth vote might not make much of a difference
>fptp
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39965925

This is true. The actual right wing vote in this country looked at the tory manifesto and just thought jesus christ it's fucking socialism.

Nige is on LBC in 20 minutes, but you can sort the link out yourselves. I'm off out... seeing a bird

>LIDF

>tory scaremongering to soak up every vaguely right wing voter they can
How many more times can they get away with this I wonder?

The chances of a Labour majority, he'll the chances of there not being a Tory majority, are about the same as the chances Mosley will rise from the grave and march on Westminster with a horde of BUF zombies.

Don't forget that Andrew Neil interviews Mummy on BBC One at 7pm.

Sadly it's not live but was at least recorded today, preview clip: bbc.co.uk/programmes/p053p541

...

>Mosley will rise from the grave and march on Westminster with a horde of BUF zombies.

Can I vote for that? I want to vote for that.

>Drops migrations too 100k a year by blocking EU migrants - Middle eastern Jihadist numbers increase by 10%.

t. MS Paint

VOTE UKIP IN TORY SAFE SEATS

or we go back to square 1 and theresa may morphs back into a blairite

The man that killed Britain.

How is your mum's budgerigar?

Which means its scripted and edited to make her look better.

So what's the plan if Corbyn actually wins? Massive brit/pol/ suicide stream?

What's the itinerary for this evening?

>morphs back into a blairite

have you not been paying attention these last few months?

But that won't apply to Jeremy's upcoming interview in the same series, will it?

eh i'm not too worried it will just bring forward the inevitable collapse.

>You lose your anime lolis
>Resort to writing erotic literature instead

The squad lads.

Well that confirms it

These are the results from a poll I posted on brit/pol/ a couple days ago and it seems that this is officially a pro-Labour general

NEIL RAPE IN 10 MINUTES

BBC ONE

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Pretty sure the majority would relish the fallout

We'll enjoy the chaos

>the worst thing that can happen is a tory win

i-it's doing fine

The woman that killed Britain, then chopped it up into tiny pieces.

>Won't have to pay for my Master's
M8, I might just decide NOT to kill myself

>>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

Fuck this guy, seriously.

What the fuck happened? Labour were on about 15% a few weeks ago.

Master's loans have been integrated with SFE now

Remember when these mongs were convinced UKIP were going to win the 2015 election and then pretended they never supported UKIP at all?

Same thing will happen on the 9th. Everyone will be a Corbyn voter.

Literally doesn't matter. We're all (all our nations) heading for a major shitshow anyway.

>mummy may vs Neil(feat. ukip advert before)
For bongs:
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
For Foreigners:
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Paul Nuttall is a hero

Students are running about, it happens every time remember around brexit REMAIN WIN ALL ONLINE POLLS, its the same on /r/ukpolitics, lefties and leftypol think online shit correlates to irl

So Jezza can't gibs me dat?

Probably. Though it depends on the editor, doesn't it.

fucking redditors

I highly doubt he's going to eliminate Masters tuition fees

The actions of the IRA were fairly understandable given the circumstances though.

They weren't justified, and Corbyn should've condemned them, but I can see why they did what they did.

>no stabbings on London news
wtf we're having a nice day today
Is the heat making everyone be nice to eachother

bait?

Hardly anyone here thought UKIP would win, support for UKIP in this general was pretty strong right up until brexit won.

>reminder that blair is scottish
The man is responsible for devolution, setting in motion the break up of the union
He is literally the man that killed Britain

true desu lad I'm but the point remains

Corbynites have all the energy, don't they? I can feel it.

Who here /sheppey/

>I saw your vote lad

>energy
>communist
Pick one you spastic

>strawpoll.me/13020632
Fuck off you lying kike.
OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892

No lad, just the natural tendency toward disorder as society disintegrates.

I'd enjoy a Corbyn win for the chaos.

Yeah sadly they do, then again it was like this during the 2015 general election. Hardly anyone comes out in open support for the tories, theirs a reason the shy tory factor is a thing.

lads post your top 3 on uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz

He literally won't, you've got the majority of UK citizens voting "YES" for Brexit.
And they want this fucking smooth brexit to happen.

The only person willing to give leavers what they want, is Theresa May.
And will vote accordingly.

Not to mention support for brexit has probably increased,
thanks to the increase in redpilling over the last year and the fact that
the only argument they had was "THE ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE!"

And now that that's proven to be bullshit, they probably will vote for a theresa may

>The actions of the IRA were fairly understandable given the circumstances though.

Literally fuck off back to plebbit you mong

>The ABSOLUTE STATE of Amerilards tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=UEGG4sTo4AE

In much the same way that hamsters have loads of energy when they run on their little wheel, going nowhere

baka
the violent actions of treasonous terrorists are not understandable or forgiveable under any circumstances

I'm pretty syre the redditards that come to Sup Forums are almost entirely r/t_d cunts or the edgier r/ukpolitics outcasts.

>putting bombs on children and sending them into pubs is "fairly understandable"

Hint: The person that killed Britain was not Blair.

>watching the ITV debate
>noclaps for Nuttall constantly

Fuck this

Thread theme 2.0

youtube.com/watch?v=ewoqPHaEo6I

Anybody watching this UKIP broadcast?

independent.co.uk/voices/labour-general-election-2017-polling-landslide-conservatives-long-way-to-go-a7749486.html

>For the first time during this general election, it looks as though Labour may have a chance of winning

This fucking headline. Then this fucking first paragraph

>It would be a severe overstatement to suggest that things are currently going well for Labour. There’s been a recent upturn in the polls, true, but the party is still lagging a good nine points behind the Tories. It’s only because things were looking so bleak before that a comparatively smaller defeat can be interpreted as some kind of success. On a uniform swing, current polling suggests they’ll lose 12 seats while the Conservatives will gain 16. And even that’s optimistic, as evidence suggests that vote losses have been heavier in crucial marginal constituencies.

How can they get away with shit like this, why are there not more people condemning the Independent for peddling fake news with these nonsensical headlines?

Espeically when you get the mouth breathers who don't read a word of the article and take the headline at face value