Brit/pol/ - British Beer is Best Beer Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Tory U-turn on Social Care Cap
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40001221

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>EU will force every member state to adopt Euro by 2025
express.co.uk/news/world/807762/Eurozone-Brussels-Hungary-Poland-Czech-Republic-Croatia-Romania-Bulgaria

>Theresa May ditches manifesto plan with 'dementia tax' U-turn
theguardian.com/society/2017/may/22/theresa-may-u-turn-on-dementia-tax-cap-social-care-conservative-manifesto
>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Eurozone WILL shrink and collapse: Shock report reveals what business leaders REALLY think
express.co.uk/news/world/807579/Eurozone-crisis-European-business-leaders-survey-EU-economy-McKinsey-Global-Institute

>Labour face 'parliamentary wipeout' as Watson, Skinner & others may lose seats, poll finds
express.co.uk/news/uk/807539/Jeremy-corbyn-labour-general-election-tom-watson-ed-miliband-tony-blair-liz-kendell

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/866677017051365376
youtube.com/watch?v=YKVu9urKyoA
twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/866643469003042820
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Start buying guns.

FIRST FOR MORAL ABSTENTION

Just stuck 200 quid on a Green majority

It's a daylight robbery at this point lads

Stop being rich.

Anyone here unironically going to contribute to the inevitable Labour majority?

Reported to GCHQ

the absolute state

In nations like Japan, Korea or Taiwan the elderly are paid for and looked after by their families.

Why should british taxpayers fund some boomer with a 300k house to walk into a nursing home? They should sell up surely.

Stop being a parasite.

post yfw not voting on june 8th, haven't even registered desu

word

i'd fuck her up real good, get very brutal, violent and domineering with her

she's such a hot darky MILF. fucking bitch

BUY ETH

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>May is cracking
>Becomming less and less credible with every day
>Just got ripped to shreads on Beeb1
>Stuttering and Strong and Stable commences.

This election campagin has turned out to be far more interesting than I ever had imagined.

Should I start drinking lads?

What does it feel like to be drunk?

You still have until midnight to register to vote

gov.uk/register-to-vote

molon labe

no.

it feels bad.

no

Similar to having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

>sophie raworth on the chelsea flower show programme

guhhhhh, what a MILF. definitely best BBC girl

>There are people in this thread that will vote Tory and allow internet regulation + banning Sup Forums

"Just about drunk" is the perfect level tbqh. Getting smashed is a meme, it really isn't any fun.

Unironically think Corbyn's Neil interview will be make or break for the whole election.

Imagine if there's a Corbyn masterclass, with witty comebacks and an answer to every question, combined with scathing attacks on the Tories.

Go for it lad

It's like all your troubles disappear

>there are people in this thread voting at all

Good old days

Based Two-Jags is back lads

Nice meme.

There are just no worthwhile options on the table, I don't even know if UKIP is bothering to run in my constituency

HOW LONG UNTIL REDDIT LEAVE

Hey guys, am I still eligible to vote if I'm here in the states?

gainz desu

being drunk is really only fun if you're
a:) around other people who are also drunk
b.) blasting loud music

>there are people in this thread who will vote labour for marxism and genocide supporting communists.

sounds like a conversation a jew would have standing in front of the bathroom mirror

>There are people in this thread that will vote

Fucking missed our Andrew

Was it a good interview?

>Tory campaign is falling apart before our very eyes. Here is Boris Johnson in Cornwall just now...

twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/866677017051365376

Drinking is fine, just as long as you aren't a complete mong about it. Never drink from cans, never go over 500ml in a night and never drink after taking any pills and you're laughing

I might vote Labour, mate.
Corbyn seems like a genuine guy. I don't know what to tell ya...

I once did a tweet about Hitchens and then he suddenly started tweeting me. Didn't even @ him lmao.

>"you're proud of our mixed heritage, aren't you user"


youtube.com/watch?v=YKVu9urKyoA

For the many not the jew

Those retards think we don't know

Kill yourself lad

Rate my candidates lads

(clockwise from top left - Damien Moore, Conservative. Sue McGuire, Lib Dem. Terry Durrance, UKIP. Liz Savage, Labour)

>have a hard drive in a drawer at my mum's house from 2011 with over a thousand bitcoin on it

hmm

It was a shit show

>Simon from Inbetweengoyers when he talks dirty in that episode

if it's real post the thread link

oh wait it's a shitty photoshop which you can see plainly with the logo

>If you aren't voting for the 'Conservative' party then you're from reddit

If you're voting at all you're reddit desu

>gets questioned
>runs off

tories everyone.

>he thinks morality posting is reddit
how new are you

I'd rather have the option to shitpost about turnip shortages on here than any other alternative

>never go over 500ml in a night
That's just barely a pint are you mental?

Depends on how much you drink. Small amounts feel nice. Large amounts feel bad

fuck this i'm going on /po/ wake me up when reddit leaves.

WEE WOO WEE WOO

quickly, sound the shill alarm! someone said they didn't completely agree with the BASED conservatives manifesto, it must be a raid!

WEE WOO WEE WOO

seriously, contact the mods NOW. upvote this post for visbility

Only if you rate mine mate

Be honest guys, how fucked are the Tories? The media seems to be shilling hard for Labour and the Commie.

>implying Labour has any patriotism
Kek

Does anybody on Brit/pol still believe the Anne Frank story?

This. Being smashed sucks, and you get a shite hangover from it too. Just drink enough to get comfortably drunk

Getting half drunk is where it's at but you have to get fucked to know where your half drunk is.
Also, you have to be a professional drunk to not go over that certain level once you're drinking already

It's not worth it, really

Also don't drink beer, it invariably tastes like shite.

TV reactions to May's shambolic news conference:

•BBC Panic
•Sky Manifesto of Chaos
•ITV Buckled
•C4 Weak & Wobbly

twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/866643469003042820

Will this ever end.

Is global warming Brexit's fault as well?

i dont think reddit is ever leaving

Please don't say she's from a meme party

You reckon Eoin has ever fucked a girl?

The Tories aren't going to win by the margins they think they are.

If Corbyn actually pulls this off, I'll honestly be impressed.

how based are the tories lad

>never go over 500ml in a night
What would be the fucking point then?

He searches for his name, google may have brought it up.

t. plebbit commie mong

reckon am arsed?

Labour lad. She's heavily preggo at the moment and it's fucking rad

...

I honestly think he can pull it off. She's just getting out there, and showing May how you act "Strong and stable" in front of the public.

His fucking stubborness is actually paying off. And the more May just crumbles to the smallest bit of pressure, the more she becomes a doubt on the one issue she's trying to sell herself on.

I don't want her at the negotiation table. I'll take the lifelong Eurosceptic instead.

>Muh reddit boogyman

Mate, been here longer than you. Face it, May's only qualities are spouting aliterations and slagging off people. She fucked up by calling this election, she's made her bed, she's fucking going to lie in it now.

>those tweets underneath
These people are fucking on crack.

Fuck you. There's nothing like an ice cold beer going back your throat.

She has my vote, and my seed... and my AXE.

Eoin is that you?

>All this endless centrist rat run party politics shitting up brit/pol/
Both parties lead to destruction.

they're FUCKING BASED dude lmao :^)

Corbyn seems stand up in every interview i've seen so far, chances are he'll knock it out in a oner and the tories(scum) can fuck off again.

know that drinking and being drunk are two different things and rarely overlap. you'll go out drinking at 8 pm but only be drunk from 1:30-2. shit really. drink hard liquor quickly for best results.

Good day, fellow brits! Pip pip cheerio, God save the Queen!
I love cutting my food with spoons!

It's the patrician level of drunkenness. Only fucking plebs go over it.

once again to abstain is the only moral option

>fucking on crack.
Wonder what that's like

>two meme degree essays due in this friday

sigh

no /brit/posting for me :(

>/po
They have a thread from 2 years ago ON THE FRONT PAGE

How does anyone get rich in this country with an income tax rate of fucking 40% for 45k or more??

>tfw you lived to see Brit/pol/ get shilled

Corbyn is going to lose right?

This was on sale at the Tate, lads.
Should I get it?

Is today going to affect the Tory lead at all?