Brit/pol/ - THOUSAND YEAR TORY REICH Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Tory U-turn on Social Care Cap
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40001221

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>EU will force every member state to adopt Euro by 2025
express.co.uk/news/world/807762/Eurozone-Brussels-Hungary-Poland-Czech-Republic-Croatia-Romania-Bulgaria

>Theresa May ditches manifesto plan with 'dementia tax' U-turn
theguardian.com/society/2017/may/22/theresa-may-u-turn-on-dementia-tax-cap-social-care-conservative-manifesto
>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Eurozone WILL shrink and collapse: Shock report reveals what business leaders REALLY think
express.co.uk/news/world/807579/Eurozone-crisis-European-business-leaders-survey-EU-economy-McKinsey-Global-Institute

>Labour face 'parliamentary wipeout' as Watson, Skinner & others may lose seats, poll finds
express.co.uk/news/uk/807539/Jeremy-corbyn-labour-general-election-tom-watson-ed-miliband-tony-blair-liz-kendell

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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This election is fucking shite lads, it's like the 2015 candidates have been replaced with more boring versions of themselves.

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>there are actual northerners posting in this thread right now
Wish you'd all just die tbqh.

Are vegetarian/vegan lasses allowed to eat spunk?

/KENT/ Reporting in.

At least in 2015 with Call me Dave he was the king of bants, putting his dick in a pigs mouth, few cheeky beers with the lads, relating to the common man by doing something like normie like leaving his daughter in the pub, using Easyjet etc.

Not vegan in theory but they all swallow black cock and everything that comes out of it so idk

anyone have any melancholic fascistic music to listen to?

could be classical, electronic, folk, industrial, whatever. I just want something that sounds deep and strong and sombre. Doesn't even need to be intentionally fascist, just that kinda vibe I guess

>1000 year Tory reich

Not after the poll results in Wales :,)

We need a new party
Or move to the Falklands

HELP ME SEAMUS! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN AHHHHHH! DIANE, JOHN, ANYONE!... SAVE ME!

They love it. Because it's the only real protein they get. And it reminds them of their dad

>tfw watching the present is a foreign country

make it stop lads, what's happened to our once great country?

It's 2017. What kind of absolute moron still believes in the Holocaust?

It's difficult for Corbyn to more boring than Millipede

/Leicester/ reporting in.

It's pretty non-white here. There's an angry black women turning over bins in the alley behind my apartment block. I've closed the curtains and turned off the lights in hope she'll go away.

>Irish housing

Curl up and get comfy lads. Last one for tonight.

Lawrence Wright on Saudi Newspapers and the Mecca Girl's School Fire: vocaroo.com/i/s16OI3BZUyiD

Taken from The Terror Years.

Archive: pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK

GET COMFY

Hello my fellow Kentish men

from the last thread
>May I ask if it set you back much, or do you rent?
£24000

I also pay £2500 to stay on the park and have an address etc which is basically rent but it's way cheaper than renting a real property.

Also the park has free wifi, swimming pool and I don't pay any taxes so it's a pretty comfy life overall, I don't miss much from living in a home

>talking about voting Tory
>on Sup Forums
>when may would literally shut down Sup Forums she had the chance with no second questions.
>literally wants to make state run internet

Do you fucks even read the news? Voting for May is the highest form of cuckoldry

How dare you

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100th anniversary of the glorious people's revolution lads. Let's get Corbyn in to celebrate.

youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

With the shit going down in Venezuela, why aren't conservatives bringing up Corbyn's Chavez link's again? Seems like some easy points

We need to ban the internet lad
It's the only way to stop this madness

bump

>If it's not impossible, then there must be a way to do it
really stimulates my sternum

/Invicta/ Best county, Tonbridge reporting

youtube.com/watch?v=KmJQ9lmAnck

Maybe close to what you're looking for?

When are you going to swallow the navybluepill, chaps?

HERE'S ONE 4 U librivox.org/the-republic-version-2-by-plato/

Walking to uni library lads. Dropping off 2 books and picking up a few more. Finished a couple books on the empire and picking up something on Hayek and maybe Hitchens.

Any recs brit/pol/?

Prime Minister Corbyn

>apartment block
Hello non-white.
I'd laugh if it wasn't depressing

We have all the farmland you shandy drinking ponces.

I suspect Lynton Crosby has this prepared for the final 2 weeks.

Memes aside, isn't it completely fair to say that a combination of Blarite/Tory rule has completely fucked our social mobility? I was browsing through RightMove earlier, found a house for £1,000,000 which wasn't even that special, and saw that you'd have to pay back more than £5,000 per month on a mortgage for that, even after the £100,000 deposit. Even if you're on a salary of £100,000, you only take home about £5,500 per month, so you wouldn't be able to afford this place.

Is it even possible to lift yourself out of your social class these days? I'm happy with wealth inequality, but the rich should be there on merit rather than inherited wealth.

Brassed off is a fucking depressing film

No one who votes for Labour knows what Venezuela is.

I miss based Dave tbqh.

I am voting Tory so she bans Sup Forums and frees us from this hell

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>most important Minister campaigning in a seat with a 12k Lab majority

Their internal polling mustn't be as bad as the public ones

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>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892

What the fuck

>mfw i actually think labour would be a better choice than tories
this timeline i swear to god

My main motivation in this election has become making this country worse faster so we can start again

Nice one lad I'll add it to the archive

It's the only place I can afford to live. The council houses are all taken up by the immigrant communities.

>Vote for Brexit
>Muh freedom XD
>Muh right win surge
>Muh Based Mummy May
>Le left BTFO
>Patriotism is back XD

Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.

youtube.com/watch?v=sGrkCjn4uTo

youtube.com/watch?v=1EdUjlawLJM

You don't pay the asking price. That said, house prices have gone up massively. No one buying a £1 million pound house is doing so from their salary.

How, because you hate the tories or actually think labour are good?

This. It was only a couple of days ago that the Tories really started using their, likely massive, anti-Corbyn file. It's no coincidence that Diane's anti-British quote suddenly surfaced.

Yeah, and when you fall sick do you cut off parts of your flesh in the hope you'll heal faster?

Who's the one who'll start WW3 the quickest?

If LAB were anti-immigration and anti-EU I'd vote for them in a fucking heartbeat, but those two things are too important to me to ever vote for those nog-loving Muslims-sympathising nation haters.

Euroshits out!

Too Jewish?

youtube.com/watch?v=IUAF3abGY2M

i miss the old elephant poster who posted about tory landslide

you suck

>MUH IRA
>MUH IRA
>MUH IRA
>MUH IRA

Thing is no one knows who they are anymore so it has next to zero affect against Corbyn and the under 30s

>there are people ITT who will legitimately vote for Labour

It baffles me.

Eh, you get plenty of people who identify as Christians when asked because they were brought up around it, but who don't really believe any of it.

depends, if i sick with a colossal growth of pakis, yes

I mean, there is also that theory the cons are letting thermselves take a bit of flack without heavy return fire because they fear voters might get complacent and not bother voting because they think it's a landslide.

youtube.com/watch?v=_I30lFWDsto

>implying you are not European

So you're saying that we shouldn't have left the EU?

>Implying large number of that demographic will even vote

She's used the Snoopers Charter to look at your internet history. What has she seen?

Honestly probably May. When the Tories get their almost guaranteed majority, if the Yanks continue dicking about in other parts of the world, the Tories will be foaming at the mouth to follow suit.

Fuck you Pavlov.

You can be Jewish and atheist. Believe in all the cultural stuff,just not the whole god thing.

A bit like celebrating Christmas, sending cards, getting married at church etc, just not believing in a man in the sky.

If we had more like are George running labour I would too

First time on Brit/pol/ in a while. Who are you voting for lads? I'm going with Mummy May.

>The current state of the U.K. at the moment

Assuming the worst, what's the chance any of you would up and leave? Where would you go?

>J-Jeremy will lose
>St-stop being mean to Mummy :'(

better woo song

youtube.com/watch?v=k-Hz3A9nKng

labor would turn the uk into a mudslime shithole, but the tories would turn it into a kike-run orwellian state. one of those situations is much easier to fix than the other

Far too much mom/son roleplay porn tbqh. Not even mummy-memeing.

>Is it even possible to lift yourself out of your social class these days?
no, the fact we still have them is somewhat embarrassing

say what you want about the continentals but they really do have a better standard of living, £1,000,000 could get you fantastic property in Europe

in a couple of decades I imagine even Eastern Europe will be a better place to live than here, might be worth investing in somewhere like Hungary

>implying we are
We're an island in the middle of the atlantic ocean, we have no cultural or geographical links to you plebians.

Interesting idea, it might drive more of a shy Tory affect like last time.

>The under 30s
>Relevant in elections
Pick one

The IRA stuff cuts through extremely well with the age groups that actually vote. Don't fall for the young people will swing it for Corbyn meme, that's what they said for the Referendum, 2015, the Indyref and even the AV vote. They always talk a big game and have a massive registration drive but they still can't be bothered to go and vote.

They're putting Hammond out to pasture though. No plans for him to be chancellor post-election.

Also, Tory lead in marginals is down from 20% to 3% pre U-turn

Just gave myself the worst bastard of a papercut

florida

shoot guns n sheit

what's this labour meme i keep hearing?
I thought you guys just had huge Conservative gains?

Lads, are we looking at a high turnout, over 65%?

Seems to he a massive push for DA YUFF to vote

Yes. Brexit has literally won us NOTHING. Your big fat prize for it will be associative EU status and more nignogs and pakis coming here.

>Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist
mate, corbyn has been leader of labour since 2015

I just can't see myself ever being able to afford a house like the one I grew up in, even though I'm on £30k already and will probably be on £50-60k in the future (which is more than my dad makes, and he's the only earner in our house). This housing market really is completely fucked.

Not memeing or anything lads, but how many of you will actually be voting Labour or Lib Dem?

I am conservative minded, however, the Tories are fucking retards. There's no way I can vote for the status quo. May is literally a parody.

He said this? But he LIVED in tower hamlets and Bradford, in a house and everything, with them?

DON'T RACE MIX.

Theresa Mayhem decided to fuck over old people, who are the Tory's biggest voting base, they're getting too arrogant, Corbyn won't win but they might not get a landslide now.

Lads is there an antithesis to Peter Hitchens in regards to outlook? Someone who says "yes, Britain will prevail, and here's why". I need some comfort desu, feeling a bit down.