This election is fucking shite lads, it's like the 2015 candidates have been replaced with more boring versions of themselves.
Caleb Nguyen
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Wyatt Young
>there are actual northerners posting in this thread right now Wish you'd all just die tbqh.
Alexander Lee
Are vegetarian/vegan lasses allowed to eat spunk?
Ian Sullivan
/KENT/ Reporting in.
Sebastian Wilson
At least in 2015 with Call me Dave he was the king of bants, putting his dick in a pigs mouth, few cheeky beers with the lads, relating to the common man by doing something like normie like leaving his daughter in the pub, using Easyjet etc.
Aiden Powell
Not vegan in theory but they all swallow black cock and everything that comes out of it so idk
Camden Sanders
anyone have any melancholic fascistic music to listen to?
could be classical, electronic, folk, industrial, whatever. I just want something that sounds deep and strong and sombre. Doesn't even need to be intentionally fascist, just that kinda vibe I guess
Elijah Lee
>1000 year Tory reich
Not after the poll results in Wales :,)
Mason Hill
We need a new party Or move to the Falklands
Lucas Brooks
HELP ME SEAMUS! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN AHHHHHH! DIANE, JOHN, ANYONE!... SAVE ME!
Isaac Wood
They love it. Because it's the only real protein they get. And it reminds them of their dad
Justin Flores
>tfw watching the present is a foreign country
make it stop lads, what's happened to our once great country?
Jace Rogers
It's 2017. What kind of absolute moron still believes in the Holocaust?
Jordan Cooper
It's difficult for Corbyn to more boring than Millipede
Easton Hughes
/Leicester/ reporting in.
It's pretty non-white here. There's an angry black women turning over bins in the alley behind my apartment block. I've closed the curtains and turned off the lights in hope she'll go away.
from the last thread >May I ask if it set you back much, or do you rent? £24000
I also pay £2500 to stay on the park and have an address etc which is basically rent but it's way cheaper than renting a real property.
Also the park has free wifi, swimming pool and I don't pay any taxes so it's a pretty comfy life overall, I don't miss much from living in a home
Nathaniel Collins
>talking about voting Tory >on Sup Forums >when may would literally shut down Sup Forums she had the chance with no second questions. >literally wants to make state run internet
Do you fucks even read the news? Voting for May is the highest form of cuckoldry
Walking to uni library lads. Dropping off 2 books and picking up a few more. Finished a couple books on the empire and picking up something on Hayek and maybe Hitchens.
Any recs brit/pol/?
Liam Robinson
Prime Minister Corbyn
Jaxon Nguyen
>apartment block Hello non-white. I'd laugh if it wasn't depressing
Adam Evans
We have all the farmland you shandy drinking ponces.
Logan Taylor
I suspect Lynton Crosby has this prepared for the final 2 weeks.
Zachary Gutierrez
Memes aside, isn't it completely fair to say that a combination of Blarite/Tory rule has completely fucked our social mobility? I was browsing through RightMove earlier, found a house for £1,000,000 which wasn't even that special, and saw that you'd have to pay back more than £5,000 per month on a mortgage for that, even after the £100,000 deposit. Even if you're on a salary of £100,000, you only take home about £5,500 per month, so you wouldn't be able to afford this place.
Is it even possible to lift yourself out of your social class these days? I'm happy with wealth inequality, but the rich should be there on merit rather than inherited wealth.
Luke Thompson
Brassed off is a fucking depressing film
Cooper Thomas
No one who votes for Labour knows what Venezuela is.
Cooper Sanchez
I miss based Dave tbqh.
Ethan Stewart
I am voting Tory so she bans Sup Forums and frees us from this hell
You don't pay the asking price. That said, house prices have gone up massively. No one buying a £1 million pound house is doing so from their salary.
Robert Kelly
How, because you hate the tories or actually think labour are good?
Eli Nelson
This. It was only a couple of days ago that the Tories really started using their, likely massive, anti-Corbyn file. It's no coincidence that Diane's anti-British quote suddenly surfaced.
Alexander Parker
Yeah, and when you fall sick do you cut off parts of your flesh in the hope you'll heal faster?
Jordan Sanders
Who's the one who'll start WW3 the quickest?
Leo Hall
If LAB were anti-immigration and anti-EU I'd vote for them in a fucking heartbeat, but those two things are too important to me to ever vote for those nog-loving Muslims-sympathising nation haters.
i miss the old elephant poster who posted about tory landslide
you suck
David Brooks
>MUH IRA >MUH IRA >MUH IRA >MUH IRA
Thing is no one knows who they are anymore so it has next to zero affect against Corbyn and the under 30s
Daniel Harris
>there are people ITT who will legitimately vote for Labour
It baffles me.
Xavier Adams
Eh, you get plenty of people who identify as Christians when asked because they were brought up around it, but who don't really believe any of it.
Asher Cox
depends, if i sick with a colossal growth of pakis, yes
Henry Ward
I mean, there is also that theory the cons are letting thermselves take a bit of flack without heavy return fire because they fear voters might get complacent and not bother voting because they think it's a landslide.
So you're saying that we shouldn't have left the EU?
Jaxon Powell
>Implying large number of that demographic will even vote
Robert Johnson
She's used the Snoopers Charter to look at your internet history. What has she seen?
Carter Miller
Honestly probably May. When the Tories get their almost guaranteed majority, if the Yanks continue dicking about in other parts of the world, the Tories will be foaming at the mouth to follow suit.
Connor Russell
Fuck you Pavlov.
Jonathan Martin
You can be Jewish and atheist. Believe in all the cultural stuff,just not the whole god thing.
A bit like celebrating Christmas, sending cards, getting married at church etc, just not believing in a man in the sky.
Carson Wilson
If we had more like are George running labour I would too
Oliver Gutierrez
First time on Brit/pol/ in a while. Who are you voting for lads? I'm going with Mummy May.
Daniel Turner
>The current state of the U.K. at the moment
Assuming the worst, what's the chance any of you would up and leave? Where would you go?
Grayson Hill
>J-Jeremy will lose >St-stop being mean to Mummy :'(
labor would turn the uk into a mudslime shithole, but the tories would turn it into a kike-run orwellian state. one of those situations is much easier to fix than the other
Cooper Reed
Far too much mom/son roleplay porn tbqh. Not even mummy-memeing.
Zachary Reyes
>Is it even possible to lift yourself out of your social class these days? no, the fact we still have them is somewhat embarrassing
say what you want about the continentals but they really do have a better standard of living, £1,000,000 could get you fantastic property in Europe
in a couple of decades I imagine even Eastern Europe will be a better place to live than here, might be worth investing in somewhere like Hungary
Lucas Green
>implying we are We're an island in the middle of the atlantic ocean, we have no cultural or geographical links to you plebians.
Kevin Nelson
Interesting idea, it might drive more of a shy Tory affect like last time.
Cameron Morris
>The under 30s >Relevant in elections Pick one
The IRA stuff cuts through extremely well with the age groups that actually vote. Don't fall for the young people will swing it for Corbyn meme, that's what they said for the Referendum, 2015, the Indyref and even the AV vote. They always talk a big game and have a massive registration drive but they still can't be bothered to go and vote.
Michael Stewart
They're putting Hammond out to pasture though. No plans for him to be chancellor post-election.
Also, Tory lead in marginals is down from 20% to 3% pre U-turn
Nicholas Cruz
Just gave myself the worst bastard of a papercut
Lincoln Smith
florida
shoot guns n sheit
Jonathan Johnson
what's this labour meme i keep hearing? I thought you guys just had huge Conservative gains?
Christian Roberts
Lads, are we looking at a high turnout, over 65%?
Seems to he a massive push for DA YUFF to vote
Benjamin Bell
Yes. Brexit has literally won us NOTHING. Your big fat prize for it will be associative EU status and more nignogs and pakis coming here.
Jayden Sullivan
>Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist mate, corbyn has been leader of labour since 2015
Carson Cooper
I just can't see myself ever being able to afford a house like the one I grew up in, even though I'm on £30k already and will probably be on £50-60k in the future (which is more than my dad makes, and he's the only earner in our house). This housing market really is completely fucked.
Jacob Evans
Not memeing or anything lads, but how many of you will actually be voting Labour or Lib Dem?
I am conservative minded, however, the Tories are fucking retards. There's no way I can vote for the status quo. May is literally a parody.
Mason Carter
He said this? But he LIVED in tower hamlets and Bradford, in a house and everything, with them?
Jacob Walker
DON'T RACE MIX.
Joseph Barnes
Theresa Mayhem decided to fuck over old people, who are the Tory's biggest voting base, they're getting too arrogant, Corbyn won't win but they might not get a landslide now.
Bentley King
Lads is there an antithesis to Peter Hitchens in regards to outlook? Someone who says "yes, Britain will prevail, and here's why". I need some comfort desu, feeling a bit down.