PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com
Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES - follow #POTUSAbroad
>Pres Trump Abroad Day 1+2 Saudi Arabia
youtu.be
>Pres Trump w/Bibi Press conf 5/22/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump @ Bibi's home 5/22/17
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>Pres Trump @ Western Wall 5/22/17
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>Pres Trump meeting w/Pres Rivlin 5/22/17
youtu.be
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit Presidential Residence 5/22/17
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>Pres Trump and best allies speeches @ arrival 5/22/17
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>Pres Trump Arrival in Israel 5/22/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>TrumpWave S P A C E
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
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>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THIS SHIT SURE IS FUN TO WATCH EDITION
NOT SO FAST DUMFY
trump is number 1
foiled again
I'll get you next time, drumpfkins...
I defer. Recycle mine later
I'm getting real sick of these faggots.
From Buchanan's blog:
>When Trump gets home from his trip, he should direct Justice to establish an office inside the FBI to investigate all illegal leaks since his election and all security leaks that are de facto felonies, and name a special prosecutor to head up the investigation.
>Then he should order that prosecutor to determine if any Trump associates, picked up by normal security surveillance, were unmasked, and had their names and conversations spread through the intel community, on the orders of Susan Rice and Barack Obama, to seed the bureaucracy to sabotage the Trump presidency before it began.
Thoughts?
YAS ISLAM SLAY
Trump has ordered and completed another Yemen Raid
7 AQAP Leaders killed + lots of computers and intelligence collected
TELL ABOUT THE FURPOSTER
WHY DOES HE WANT THE (You)S
pretty comfy on the happening day. who here took the rabbit pill?
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RED ALERT
kek
Fucking sandmonkeys.
cuz hes a faggot and wants attention like he wants a dick up his ass
>split thread
you Americans can't do anything right
Just let foreigners make them from now on. We seem to be a bit more competent.
Some people say awoo is cancerous and off topic but I disagree. /ptg/ has changed since trump won but awoo will always be a staple.
For me, it's dying by the hands of vicious sandniggers.
>No goy, don't pay attention to white children dying today, only remember that one time ages ago that a white man did something bad
Classic Kikery
Can't wait for the Seth Rich smoking gun tomorrow
this guy isn't a grease stain yet?
*blocks your path*
please give a courtesy bump cause OPs cannot bump their own threads
don't get your hopes up. kim is a bullshitter
Jeb will btfo all you drumpfkins in 2020
It's very ironic that Trump got his start in presidential politics calling Buchanan Hitler.
i don't want attention. I just want to save†he world from racist drumpfkins
*sigh*
nails your waifu
FRUMPF!
"Did you just misgender me?"
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#@!$#%**&^&^(%^*(*)&(&^$&^$#%#@$#@!%!@%@#%$#%^%&(^&*!!!
I hope Trump adds in something about this attack in his speech in Israel as another example of why we gotta fight the terrorists. Make sure everyone knows America is not ok with this bullshit like other nations are trying to be playing this off as a normal event.
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I roll a 1d20 and land a critical.
Awoo rushes your fluffy bunny and sinks her teeth for a vicious bite.
The bunny's neck is torn apart with 24 piercing damage as blood seeps from the dying creatures wound.
Emperor I am with you
This is what insanity looks like.
>She's probably mocking him, but this is actually cute.
I would die if he did that.
>mods deleted first post awoo blessing
>tfw didn't come here until well after the primaries b/c I supported Cruz
>tfw I will always be a /ptg/ newfag
am I still allowed to like awoo posting?
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isn't hand holding between a man and women frowned upon in saudi arabia?
I've doing a lot of looking into this incident, and all it seems that Trump did was tell Lavrov, "We have intel that in Mosul University, ISIS is making laptop bombs that can get through security. Tell Putin to keep an eye out"
That's it. That's all. Didn't tell him about what the spy looked like, where he came from, or even if it came from a spy.
Admitting that it came from Israel was a dick move, but he literally did nothing wrong.
She has to go back
You're supposed to put prayers in the wall so it'd be funnier if it was a copy of the Reagan or Nixon landslides.
That's incredibly petty.
europoors will never get to experience this
Going to have to ask you to roll to confirm critical.
>BUNDO'D
You're too late, Manafort.
My Chaotic Good alignment has compelled me to action.
I've already slain the imposter. It was the best option for us all.
Agreed. It channeled much autism for the cause. Anyone who says otherwise is a faggot who can't into Sup Forums.
Thankye.
That was literally the media that did that.
Even if he had told Russia what they guy looked like and where he's located they wouldn't go out of their way to conspire to get that source killed.
If that source is dead you have the media to thank.
>this was the number 1 story
>number 2 was a terrorist attack
kek
/ptg/ is not Sup Forums
Sup Forums has rules
/ptg/ exists in Sup Forums
/ptg/ is subject to Sup Forums rules
/ptg/ violates Sup Forums
there is the basic breakdown
>trump touches The Orb
>trump reaches into The Hole
what will the vatican have him do
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this meant for
All summer I'll be hearing frogs my neighbor's backyard. It is quite comforting. And now, I'll occasionally see a rabbit sneaking back there.
No awoo though.
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>the hicks now hate trump because of Islamics
>the nazis hate trump because of jews
>the democrats and gop hate trump because hes trump
>only T_D shills like trump because he won them the political betting shelkes
>mfw
I rolled a natural 19 but because my Awoo is a Fighter Class I picked Champion as my advancement on level up.
This means that if I roll 19s or 20s they're considered critical hits.
Sorry lad, those are the rules. Maybe you should've payed attention to your CON or had some reaction spells? Fucking scrub.
>tfw was a Cruzlim for a small part of the primaries
>tfw voted for him
>tfw was still here because I found Trump highly entertaining
Git gud scrub.
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God bless the USA!
Will Trump fire the Pope
No idea, but what happens when he combines all their powers?
I'd eat the fries, but fuck that thing next it.
Time to do a bit of editing... and put this in every single general on this website then.
Seems Trump is doing high-risk missions and getting good intel from them
It was after they'd landed in Israel, but nonetheless it's a nothingburger they're trying to make into a dagger into Trump's heart or something.
>assad funds isis
Poor fool. Who do you think wrote the game rules to begin with.
You haven't the slightest idea who the real string puller is here.
Trump, Putin, Assad, Netanhayu? ALL mere puppets. All bow before The Bundfather.
Those derkaderkas won, Justin. If you die, you win.
Who is this Sperm Enchanter and why the fuck does it type like a brain dead animal?
Lookin' good, Chris Christie!
I'm the DM, not the Bundo player.
When the enforcement of said rules is arbitrary and capricious, I object to the notion of following them.
what's it like living in your own fantasy world?
>president is delivering on everything he ran on and it hasn't even been half a year into his presidency
>somehow people are upset
have we heard anything on the investigations of the seal's death in jan?
>no visible roll
I know it's not /tg/ so the board isn't built for rolls, but I'm gonna call bullshit on the fudged results.
>rolling a fighter
Brawler is clearly the better martial option
You're dead, kid. Sorry.
You have to make a new character sheet.
Can the DM please tell this guy to cool his tits?
trump touches two orbs while reaching into a hole
spoken like a true autist
they can warn everybody they want, the jannies can warn everybody if they want, it will only make them post more
>hes still shilling
>mfw
nope
/ptg/ was referenced and i answered a specific question
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THE DM BOWS BEFORE THE BUNDO, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL
ALL HAIL BOTUS
I get it, he'd be a penis.
I literally just rolled my dice and landed on a natural 20.
I'd take a picture but I'm too laser to transfer the image from my phone to my computer.
Is that good enough? Do you believe me now? I rolled a 19 and then a 20. Get over yourselves.
what investigation? he got shot and died. it happens. they know the risks when they sign up. a lot of planning went into the raid and sometimes things go to shit
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Oh man its looking like the Warriors are gonna give cleveland the dick
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
>too laser to
>laser
>LASER
Lazy. I meant lazy.
Just because it has a hole doesn't mean you have to fuck it.
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What do you guys think Trump's first terror attack will be? It sure will be fun to hear not all Muslims vs Muslim ban then.
What game is that from?
Nah he'll walk around a library in the Vatican and stick a note in a book there!