Ask a Mexican anything

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Can you put a taco in a burger?

Do you look like Salma Hayek did in the 1996 horror film, 'From Dusk Till Dawn'?

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captcha: servior first

apologize for what you've done with Alextime

How do you treat tourists? How horrible would it be for a blonde white couple to have a holiday throughout Mexico?

Get out of my path mierda.

no, morir mierda morir

porque hace tanto puto calor en primavera?

we have millions of blondes every year

Reconquista of the southwestern US when?

porque en primevera nos acercamos al sol, en el hemisferio norte.
in process

How do you view people of Mexican decent who live in the US and don't speak Spanish?

a savage chicano.

>in process

That will never happen Paco.

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Mexico's tourist locations can be a little annoying but there's something to be admired. You'll never see a Mexican just standing on the corners with a cup asking for change. They'll try to wash your window or sell you something they made for a bit of cash.

Some of the best places are the ones away from tourists, not as much hustling and it's just very tranquil.

Are your women really thicc (but short)?

do mexican universities really have mow the lawn classes?

No from my personal experience they are all bitches. Have had fairly good luck with columbians if your into latinas

Have you ever known anyone who got flayed or beheaded or chainsawed?

Why are Mexican bitches super hot when they're young but get all fat when they are 30.

Because the only one you've seen is Selma Hayek.

fakin mierda monkey shit
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