Hindu

>hindu
>worried that i might get shot by one of you nazis during the coming war against islam
>if i die, i wont get to help you cull the muzzies

How do i identify myself as friendly?

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We can smell the difference between a Hindu and a Muslim.

Just take a dump on the street

Thank you friend.
Come again.

Wear one of those ancient Hindoo peace symbols that were so popular back during the war.

Paint yourself blue.

Im thinking about just conspicuously eating bacon sandwiches in public.

Do a Bollywood dance routine

hindu nuffin.

>what did you do to survive the war grandpa?
>i Blue myself.

Don't worry, nothing is going to come out of impotent alt-right anger. It would peter out after a while. Worry about what your nearest abdool might do.

If you do that, muslims might think you are an apostate infidel, kill you

Just smear yourself in poo

Kek

A swastika of course

Brotip, the Nazism thing is one part irony, one part stormfags thinking they're in good company and one part to keep the normies out.

And bro, we can tell the different between an Arab and an Indian besides a few northerners. If you're Tamil or anything a like, we'll know you're Indian. Sup Forums is if anything a leader in anthropology, they all dodged to here and /his/ to escape the political correctness that comes with being forced to talk about race.

Kek

>end up getting shot by a leftist during peace time

Weren't you krauts responsible for trying to ban the swastika in europe?

Hindus told you to shut the fuck up

I like Hindus.. they have never hurt anyone apart from a particularly hot curry.. hindu on !

Tattoo a right-handed swastika on your forehead.

"The right-hand swastika is one of the 108 symbols of the Hindu god Vishnu as well as a symbol of the sun and of the Hindu sun god, Surya."

The fact you don't have one already makes me question your 'hindu' claim.

Apart from all the anti-Christian, anti-Sikh and anti-Buddhist pogroms

>Hindus are not circumcised so check your Penis
> Hindus use this technique to identify muslims during the Gujrat riots

keep a low profile until the poo really splatter the designated windmill. Anything obvious you do before that will make target for the islamists. Once we start happening right back at them, bacon snacks in one hand, beer in the other and a T-shirt printet with a mohammad cartoon keep you from getting cheesed. Seriously, go full in, we go kinda crazy when our patience and tolerance run out.

I'M POO DON'T SHOOT
Oh, then say so brother, here, that this and let's remove kebab together!

>stormfag comes to shoot you
>drop your pants

Nice one.

Swastika armband

>Coming war against Islam
By whom? Trump had his collar put on by the king a few days ago. Doubt the edgy teen that's release their anxiety over the internet will accomplish anything at all. What has pol done apart from stealing Shia's flag?

plenty of muzzies wore the swastika, that sun-cross don't identify shit

I want Hindus and Sikhs by my side as brothers against the Muslim menace!

Christian, Hindus and Sikhs united for the greater good!

I never realized that the penis inspection day meme was rooted in reality.

Just have your red dot on your forehead and it will be okay

Attain samadhi, never worry about anything

Wizdom + Digits

Get your cock out. Muzzies have Jewcocks. That's what I'm gonna check when I start culling pakis

>tfw you try to explain to the penis inspection mob that you had phimosis
>the just laugh and cut off the rest of it too

Someone got there before me I see

This is genuinely the best way to check

Just put that dot on your head during riots.

Carry around a copy of Mein Kampf lad

>war starts
>pol penis inspection patrols are the first into action

God damn it. Are you all literally gay?

the muslim poo in the loo

You can recognise the differance between Mus' and Hundu on sight.

>Hindu's have a normal expression and might even say hello to you
>Muslims look angry all the fucking time

It's easy to tell you guys apart, don't worry.

Cant blame them desu.
Id be angry if i had to be a muslim.

Imagine living in the 6th century while everyone else is advancing.

Wear a Swastika.
Nobody will question you for wearing a Hindu symbol.

>how do I identify myself as friendly
Uh.. user..?

be white

Unfortunatly, I dont think all that will help.

You speak true about the crazy, but it's a systematic efficient crazy that gets shit done in a hurry, and once we get started, we are going to make sure it gets done right.

However, we arent monsters, we'll give all the brown people a week or two to GTFO before we fire up the BBQs.

Grow a trunk and a few extra arms. We will be able to tell the difference, a little crossed legs levatation will help and write 30 on your head.

>write 30 on your head.
I actually kekd

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Good post. Thanks.

if you are Tamil, kys. if you are punjabi, just wear the fucking uniform, it's what it's for

Sage

Topkek

Put a dot on your head
Youll be safe

Im neither. Pic related

Put on the Red Dot thing.

This.

Kurukshetra War is responsible for atomic weaponry.

what do they call that?

>30
you cheeky cunt.

If you look like that then you couldn't make it any more obvious that you aren't a muzzie.

I thought tht Hindus in UK mostly support muslims and hate white brits.

>write 30 on your head.

The best case scenario is you get deported, you won't be welcomed in any RWDS due to the risk of you being a traitor is too high

Kek
Anti Christian is the only real one

m8 you're aryan pagan cousins. wear it on your sleeve and it's all good. together we will vanquish the islamic menace - spiritually and culturally speaking

>Anti Christian is the only real one
My parents would disagree

Great answer! Lel

Bruv i'm with you.

>come from white area
>go collage
>full of pakis
>but some are friendly
>be hindu and sikh
>get drunk together
>i thought you didn't drink?
>that's pakis you mong
>Oh, confused.webm
>educate myself a little
>we all hate pakis
>sikh have a sword for killing them
>wonder into a local boozer
>full of skin heads
>edl
>man on the mic is a sikh

please non muslim browns do something to identify yourself.

>anti-Christian
The missionaries deserve the rope 2bh

>anti-Sikh
Fuck Indira, fuck the whole gandhi parivaar. But you cannot use 84 as a proof of anti Sikh sentiment in hindus. It was more political.

>anti-Buddhist pogroms
What?

Are you kidding?

Breh. Everyone hates muzzies. Everyone.

They killed 1/5th of the population of india during the islamic conquests.

They burnt our monks alive, along with all our libraries.

We may have even lost some of the vedas.... Who knows.....

Fuck Islam.

That was indira gandhi not India

You gotta dress like a middle aged white person and use skin bleaching beauty products. Sorry, it's the only way.

Indira Gandhi didn't murder my uncle for wearing a turban while he was going to water some crops

Moar Sikhs

>They killed 1/5th of the population of india during the islamic conquests.
This. This is sorely overlooked when inspecting
Islams body count. They didn't just Invade Europe, 10s of millions dead in India. Fuck Islam, single highest body count of any movement in the history of mankind. Hindu
are bro-tier, as are Sihk, we need to band together Christian and Hindu and wage another Crusade.

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Wear PEPE T SHIRT maybe.

>brown people are living in fear of getting killed in the west
>Sup Forums still thinks muslims are not oppressed

The point is that was one incident and there is no anti Sikh sentiment amongst the Hindus and vice versa.
Maybe there is anti Hindu sentiment amongst khalistani fags like you and anti Sikh sentiment amongst the gandhi parivaar.

It's well known that (in modern times) Indian Buddhists are mostly converts from Hindu lower castes (and muzzies to an extent). They're looked down on with contempt.

Lol okay, keep living that pipe dream

honestly im not being racist but why do indian people always smell like curry?

he blue up

probably because they eat curry and the spices make their sweat distinctive? just a guess.

((we)) will know. do not bother.

The only pipe dream is khalistan.

I have nothing against Indians per say but Hinduism is a wicked ridiculous false religion. Most of the Hindu gods are literally demons. Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life. None can come by the Father but by Him.

oh come on, please explain the 30

Dress in Traditional Nationalist Indian Clothing.

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>Our Combat pointmen should also listen to the Bhagavad Gita

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God will guide thy hand.

>>brown people are living in fear of getting killed in the west
>Brown people are killing people in the West
really makes you think.....

>this poo falls only on indian soil

That's actually pretty good, DESU. Also, if you offer to fix people's computers, that's another way to tell.

>Become Catholic
>Wear Cross
>You're now part of Deus Vult

It's that easy Pajeet

The real targets stand out alot.

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because your being racist.

If your curry smells of B.O and halitosis, either cook it yourself or change Curry houses.

Just kidding though, it's might be from the cooking odour that has stained their clothes if you can honestly smell curry of Pakis.

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That's a shop right? I mean, I didn't think I could hate Colbert anymore than I already do, but if that is real... Fug.

Just fucking google image hindu faggot.

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