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Sup Forums, If you could go back in time and give a culture or group a device detailing how to make and maintain all modern tech and all our scientific knowledge, who would you give it to? And Why? How do you thing it will go?

the jews

Why?

No one, time travel should be banned.

Where is the fun in that?

wouldnt u collapse or destroy the timeline that made the device possible in the first place ?

i smell a paradox

Assume multiverse theory.

>wouldnt u collapse or destroy the timeline that made the device possible in the first place ?
>he doesnt understand how time travel works
Poor, ahmed

Byzantines. They would have had no problem over the tribes of Saudi Arabia in Muhammad's day.

Why not hand it directly to Augustus Ceaser?

Egyptians. The sooner the better

But with one condition: you need to build 12 big temple around the planets of the solar system to reach God

Byzantine Empire. Not even a question.

>give it to an african tribe
>go back to the present
>nothing changed

Someone already said this, can you explain why? Why not Rome at it's height?

The Ummayads and Abbasids, obviously.

Blacks, so they could stop the white man from stealing their flying pyramids.

How do you fuck up that kind of Uplift. The world is literally being handed to you...

Romans were scum fuck you.

Have you ever met a person? Warn them against the future and they'll just ignore you. At least the Byzantines knew arabs

time period. Augustus was at the end of republic and start of empire. I'd rather have Byzantium tech'd up to fight the muzzies and make sure the church never breaks and so we would have to deal with protestants

I would give the crusaders tanks so they could wipe islam from the planet. Or Nazis the Nukes they need to take over Europe that way we wouldn't have such a white cucked civ living there now.

Oh, that seems best then, plus they know Rome Can fall, as it has already.

i filz ur kangz bro

I'd give a bunch of nukes to this guy

Romans so I could rule the world and all Anglos and Nords would be my sex slaves.

t. chong

You already know the answer to that.

>that flag
not surprised at all.

Hitler obviously.

So I have a few choices myself.

1)The entirety of the Axis powers

Reason being that while the Germans had advanced equipment, the other powers were less fortunate. With this method, I could essentially secure an Axis victory across all fronts. Every Aryan soldier, honorary or not, would be outfitted beyond anything the Allies could have fielded.

2)The Catholic Church (1000 AD)

That's an easy one, perhaps it could have stopped the problems we have with Muslims today. By which I mean, completely obliterating them before they even know what a suicide bomb is.

Lastly, and probably the most controversial one.

3) Incan Empire

Perhaps the least fucked of all the aboriginal American people, it would be interesting to see how they could have established themselves as a world power by obliterating most opposition in the region. Obviously, it would change the dynamics of the entire New World completely.

Whatever the case, this was fun! I wanna see more posts like this in the future.

I would give it to Prussia around 1870 or so. They values will spread and also prevent the French Revolution. World conquered within 100 years.

I meant 1770

The Romans, obviously. I'd also tell them about the new world. I used to fantasize about this as a kid. I used to imagine that I was teleported back in time to ancient Rome, and I taught a Legate how to make gunpowder out of bat shit, sulfur deposits, and charcoal, and designed a primitive musket prototype for him to have mass produced, and that in return he'd make me an officer in the Roman army and we'd sail to America together to conquer the Indians in the name of the People and Senate of Rome.

hitler, alexander magnus, julius caesar, spanish or french empire in xvii century (not britain because they are jews friends)

>Incan fucken empire

This is how I know you're a discussing sudaca . Go and die your indio family.

Sassanid Persians, so they could end the muslims, and enslave the west, establishing Ahura Mazdas law on your heathen necks.
TAKBIIIIIIIR

I'm actually Japanese. I could care less for the political dynamics of that region as they stand, I just think it would be interesting to see an aboriginal American world power. If you wanna be upset about that stuff fine by me.

>modern tech and all our scientific knowledge

The problem with this idea is that If you go too far back, say anything beyond 150 years, the civilization you give this tech to would be too primitive to actually make use of it.

Think about it, building a jet powered aircraft requires a massive industry, not only for manufacture, but also to obtain the appropriate materials for the construction.

Metallic aluminum, for example, wasn't commonly produced until the late 1800's.

Giving modern tech to pre-industrial civilizations is akin to giving the gravitational technology from Interstellar to people today. We might be able to theoretically understand the concept, but we don't have the capacity to actually utilize it.

What you need to do is focus on the simpler yet monumental discoveries. Germs are a good example. As long as those savages actually believe you, teaching them about germs and hygiene and anesthetics would alter history in a major way.

Venetians
>t. we alway look for our self-interest foremost
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Easy Korea in 1897
1. Japan scum no longer exist and China would be gone but, most important Japan no longer exist.
2. Superior Korean IQ would rule all of middle east and Asia as well as europe. Also any Japanese alive would be slaves.
3. World would be full of hard working good looking people. Whites and Koreans make good looking high IQ children
4. World best starcraft players

I would give nuclear devices to Nazi Germany in 1938.

You miss the point. It is just giving them knowledge. They can then you it to build themselves up. Just knowing all this stuff gives the an insane edge.

Maybe. It maybe they'll ignore all the important shit so they can make online porn and dragon dildos.

Give them just the right amount of knowledge, I say.

The Iceni probably, drunk charrioteers with RPGs and gattling guns fucking up Romans sounds pretty cool, seeing a Celtic culture thrive in Britain could be cool too.

Byzantium had the benefit of longer centuries of Roman history and knowledge without the problems of Latin cuckery. They were the bulwark that held back the Muslims until the empire collapsed. The Roman Empire did not truly end until the 1400s when Constantinople fell.

Venetians were jewed to jew hell and back

>Iceni-Roman alliance
This would be much better.

Who would we have left to fight at that point. We're just an island, lad.

The Proto-Indo-Europeans.

The Papal States, 16th century.

With advanced tech; you could wipe out Indians early and probably genocide the niggers because it will be acceptable for hundreds of years rather than a few hundred.

I wouldn't because society would be better off without things like cellphones and personal computers

I think most Pajeets are bros desu and most of their women are fucking chill mate.

All with you on Africa though, it's a shame were ever stepped foot there. Should have left it to the fucking Spanish.

And society would be better if your dad just pulled out, but hey ho

>mfw pic related
And by Indians I meant to say Injuns, hell I forget sometimes that you folks are getting invaded by India and Pakistan as of now. Indian men here are fucking creepy bastards though. And Injuns would be alright if they didn't breed like motherfuckers and waste so much of our air & space, plus if the Iceni death squads had their way Mexico would be a white country and probably wouldn't have a shitty name

Boudicca. She could put cannons on her chariots and give the world some REAL feminism.

Byzantines combine modern mortars with greek fire bye bye kebab

One of the dudes here already said Iceni

I'd give machine guns to Lembitu and watch all of Europe be ruled by Estonians.

Also nuke Muscovy.

- Adolf

- Do not attack the red jews

- Wait for the alien overlords to give more arian weapons through The Vril.

???

Welt Dominierung !!

In all honestly, it's a hard pick.

You could help the Romans wipe out the jews, but you could also help the Nazis stomp on commies.

Would killing the jews stop commies, in Germany perhaps, which would mean we'd miss out on Nazis. Dame, guess I'd help the Nazis. If I'm lucky, when they are done with all the commies, they'll take a few mores jews with them before being defeated by the Americans.

Fuckin Iceni Death Squads sound Ace, gotta get a drawfag on that one. The Pajeets aren't too bad in my experience, never met a nasty Hindu or Sikh so far but being able to keep ourselves pure Druidic/Christian or whatever it ends up as would be nice rather than being flooded with Muslims.

I'm honestly not that racist mate, I just hate people of different cultures in my country, if you're Mongoloid and come here and immerse and adopt my culture and behave decently I have no problem with you. If you're an arab who comes here and instead of joining in you hide away in a fucking ghetto and open your own place of worship then you can fuck off home, if you want that bullshit then it's waiting for you back there.

If everyone behaved decently and were culturally English/Welsh/Scottish/Irish (Fuck the term British) we wouldn't have a problem but the fact that we have all this fucking grooming and street preaching causing terror attacks, hate crimes against my people in their homeland. It fucking sickens me.

But enjoy your white ethnostate mate, I'm not opposed to keeping races mainly in their homeland but I'm just not into the idea of going full blown Sieg Heil and bringing out the oven again, just send them home if they do wrong, or harvest them for organs, who fucking knows anymore.

Give Frederick the Great nuclear bombs

Nah, the Romans would have turned against Boudicca and mass produced faster.

Join the club lad, we're gonna fuck the Roman cunts up with chariots with flamethrowers and get the troops some proper fucking combat drugs and armour. Still can't get behind the idea of Iceni armoured or air warfare though, doesn't sit right with me.

Liu Bei

Because I like the thought of a chink shouting BENEVOLENCE while firing a browning 50 cal.

1.Give the south nukes.
2. Keep my slaves.
3. Profit!

Rome was 10% Jewish when the Roman Jewish wars happened.
That's why they invented Jesus to say 'The messiah's come and he's a pacifist.'

To this man,so he can exterminate the whole shitskins race

Iceni death squads for the win.
I think Rome had firebombs with burning pitch, but flamethrowers and napalm over their tortoise formations would make their kiddy rapist armies burn faster.

Native Americans. Specifically Mesoamericans like the Mexica and the Maya.
We'd all be speaking Nahuatl right now.

One of my ancestors was a merchant or he had a shop of some kind in Venezia
preddy cool

kek

This.

Just think about it