*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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Shoot it with an elephant gun

looks like she needs to start eating obama lunches

>National Enquirer

Why would a magazine written for retards make up a fake story about one of Trump's enemies? Do you think that, maybe, there is a correlation between supporting Trump and retardation?

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Irony at it's finest.

Or

Too much meme magic spilled into this world.

They broke the Lewinsky story, though

Awww was hoping she really was a landwhale.

>women look good with nice big round shoulders
kek

Is he eating out of depression of his husband's administration being diminished before his very eyes?

She's been eating too many school lunches

お尻を洗ってください、それはチーズのようなにおいがします。

...

Can't .. escape .. the .. gravitational.. pull .. of this ... walking ... black ... hole ...!

her frame looks better with some fat on it

Baby got back mothufucka!!!

Nah that's how black women are. Actually all women are like that. They balloon up once they reach menapause.

stabs you for being black

I'd shoot a load deep inside her if she was a porker

>*blocks your path*

Blocks out the sun.

And the John Edwards story

when your husband is president but you despise him and wants a divorce & only keeping up appearances until he gets impeached

AYO HOLD UP
>eats two 4 piece meals at popeyes
YOU BE SAYIN LIKE
>has 8 children out of wedlock
YOU FINNA TELL ME
>screams at the bus driver for not opening the door fast enough
YOU TRYNA TELL ME
>gets job at DMV
YOU GUNNA TELL ME
>punches white girl wearing braids
I IS SUM KINDA
>gains 100 pounds
FIRS LADY OR SUMTHIN

Kusotaro! Boku ni nani o hanashimasu ka, 米-jin? Kyou wa boku no asagohan 米 o tabamashita. Damare. Soshite, 4-chan ni iku na konaide kudasai. Anata wa gomi no gokiburi.

She's legit 6 feet tall, I bet thats why she slouches. Fucking huge sheboon!

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How is that space lunch working out for ya.

Jesus Christ that guy was a snake

Baka

...

Bakala?

Cierra al perdedor y no me digas qué hacer.

She's rocking the slingblade physique.

>Casts her hoofprint in plaster and finally proves the existence of bigfoot

Still my favorite by Garrison. This one ruffled so many feathers.

THICC

a broken clock

if you report every rumor ever, once in a while it'll work.

also Lewinsky herself said on twitter that the Drudge report broke that story I think

So much for following her own school lunch program she pushed on everybody else.

He really let himself go.

>dat bicep definition
truly best FLOTUS

Is there an original version or is this one it?

I'm not sure.

Damn this bitch (male) is built like a linebacker.

has she been listening to RIch Piana?

>August 2016

WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE

Please post the unedited version.

BBBBBBHAAAAAAAHHH
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Does no one recognize shops anymore?

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