/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - POPE JOKES EDITION

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The Vatican is not Christian.

/ptg/

Saudi trip 9/10

Israel trip 5/10

do you agree so far?

Will the Holy American Empire one day look like this?

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Thank you for splitting.

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How do you think Trump feels about the current situation in the Philippines and the steps their president is taking to remove kebab?

why am i awake *___*

Apparently the pope really liked Melania and Trump. Especially Melania.

Israel kissed his ass way harder than a 5/10

Bibi was melting around him

What does that make all the sects that came from it?

She's not a prepubescent boy so I doubt it

Apparently he told Duterte he's "doing a fantastic job" and wants him to visit the WH.

>yfw he and David Clarke meet and form the RWDS

Is there going to be more Trump/Pope shenanigans?

Popes always have a soft spot for women in power relationships.

Recycle
Recycle

CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS!

So is Francis the Pope or the Antipope?

DLETE!

No they're done. Pope Francis is now riding around outside in a go kart kissing babies.

Trump will head to Brussels in Belgium now I think.

Damn, the pope loves dem babies.

THAT'LL LEARN YEH

What would happen if a muslim killed the pope?

DEFEND THIS!!!

That would definitely be Crusadeworthy, no?

Can't wait for the resident leftists there to collectively shit their pants in a fit of autistic screeching when Trump lands in Brussels

I think it would look more like this.

he was a gud boi he dindu nuffin

Holy War.

HE NEEDS TO CUT MOAR

Fools, who don't bother to understand the true history of this world.

>Illegals run off to Mexico or crash Mexifornia with no survivors
>Niggers (Who don't like him) die off

A good thing.

How will Trump jew the jews?

Holy shit I completely forgot he's going to (((Europe))) for the first time
Definitely staying up for this one
How many (((world leaders))) do you think will snub him?

I couldn't tell from the video, but in the pictures Trump looks tired as hell.

GET A JOB YOU LAZY FUCKFACES

Import more immigrants for cheap labor before everything gets automated with robots, obviously!

>muh surface-level appeal-to-emotion thinking

Literally nothing would happen, the vast majority of catholics are in dirt poor shitholes. They aren't forming an army to do shit

They're already protesting

Not all Muslims.

It's a word soup. Only not-poor "poor" people and the lazy are affected by the cuts

well that was a waste of fucking time, Trump should've hung out with berlusconi all day

Shit I would be tired too.

>Expands military
Basically a welfare plan but can quite possibly teach skills and work ethic

Get a job, you lazy nigger.

What happened between trump and the pope? Gimme a quick run down.

That looks like the comments after Trump's Twitter feed.

Holy shit can you imagine?
Trump must feel right at home in Italy. He's an equal mix of Berlusconi, Musslolini and Caesar with a dash of Nero

Vatican is nice but really boring at same time senpai

The demon that posses the (false) pope is scared shitless right now

Typical

Looks like Lefag's comments

A pope that kissed muslim feet is no pope at all, just a knee-bending scum.

Imagine the fucking bantz between those two.

Pope didn't smile and looked depressed. Trump was smug.

Melania got a cross blessed and Ivanka and Jared vomited.

The cardinal leans in
>"Mr. Pope, you have to smile for the cameras. We're on live television now..."

Boi, no u didnt

The popes recommendation to switch to an all little boy diet did not go well

>Pope Francis washes the feet of asylum seekers in a refugee center near Rome in 2016.

When will Thump wash feet of refugees? Will he accept more?

A Jesuit pope
A Marxist pope who adheres to Liberation Theology
Probably the definition of an Antipope

>Romania
>Saying something bad about the Pope
What went wrong?

Hopefully never.
The only thing Trump should be doing to these so called refugees is blowing their legs off with bombs.

gas yourself, retard

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Too much skull-fucking by ottomans back in the day I reckon.

The last great Pope was Pius XII.

He wouldn't do shit for refugees because refugees ain't got no damn money.

What's in the box?

Are w- are we the bad guys?

You need Jesus in your life.

May God have mercy on your soul.

>Vatican II lover
Nope

Just got home from work.
What's the news?
I read something early, couldn't tell it shilling or honest news about comey fucking trump.
Has trump really screwed the pooch with this comey horseshit, or is it all just shilling and concern trolling?

Whatever happened to the Comey memorandum? Has it been produced? Will it be produced tomorrow (if it exists)?

You will know sickness.

Looks like a clock.

mmmmmmm.

not yet

hope so

It's the same old shit guys, literally nothing

why do you say that?

Lol, Christ cucks.

What about this obstruction of justice meme?

would you not be excited to meet the FUCKING POPE???

You're existence is meaningless. Get used to it.

Thank you for giving the world one of the greatest men who ever lived.

You answered your own question. It's a meme, nothing more.

What's the real bread then?

Do Jews do that hand rubbing thing a lot?

I don't love the Vatican. I'm not even Catholic.

Hope the day comes when we can help the cause once again.

I've never heard normies talking about MUHH RUSSIA.

Not even from people who hate Trump.

GN /ptg/ fuck coal burners

who gives a shit their age...b-b-butt they resemble my girl...Fuck you fuck them fuck all of you die horribly

I meant Pius XII
Vatican II was an ecumenical council.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Christ cucks.

Tis makes me happy.
I've been worrying comey would fuck trump over, might be willing to martyr himself to take trump .

Extremely fake and gay.

He's trying. Comey is 100% a Clinton shill.

is there still an investigation into Flynn?

Then there isn't obstruction of justice