Macedonia

Give me a quick rubdown on Macedonia

What happens there?
Why I never see Macedonian anons on Sup Forums?

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A little too early Mexibro

there's plenty macedonians on pol xd

A we wuz nation in it's entirety

I am not really insterted in western Bulgaria, they have a strange dialect though

this is funny because bulgarian as a language sounds disgusting

why are you offending you language?

South Serbians are funny people, but they make good ajvar

The only thing I know is that there was a bit of a habbening and Bulgaria doesn't like them having their clay. But they beat us at football once

is it considered mental retardation if you're unable to distinguish between languages

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l o l

>two retards insulting their own language

>be bulgarian
>post azis to fuck with another bulgarian
>truely the pinnacle of intelligence

hi

hi

i used to think bulgarian is funny but i have grown to like it

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macedonian and bulgarian are almost nothing alike in grammar and syntax other than the fact that they both fall under the slavic language category
nice try idriz

I've heard they like Finns.

they had an empire of their own in medieval times, Samuel's Macedonian empire, then they identified as Serbs for a while until they decided they wanted to go their own way. they occupied large parts of Bulgaria at some point and Bulgarians are angry at them for that

An ancient race, it's the homeland of Alexander the Great OP.

koq e tuz kurva vre vrat

>macedonian and bulgarian are almost nothing alike in grammar and syntax
err, but they are, especially in grammar

Literally this. We wuz Alexander the Great and shit (even though he was Greek, greek name and all +he spoke greek and Macedon is a greek word). Only retards think "macedonia" has anything to do with the hellenic kingdom of BC times.

>Give me a quick rubdown on Macedonia

Bulgaria and Serbia argue over land.
Both end up commie russian satellites.
The contested land is given its own fake nationality so that there is no longer issues and they can be bros.
Serbians move away from USSR for various reasons afterwards.
USSR collapses.
Now this land is contested again, but the people in it still believe the commie bullshit that was made up to remove this hotspot between socialist brothers in the mid 20th century.
In order to make up for how bad the fake nation job was, they start WE WUZing hard, claiming the greek empire under Alexander and start building greek statues.
Albanians move in their biggest cities and request that albanian and islam become official.
Soon to be a hotspot for military coups, revolutions and proxy wars.

Aкo paзбиpaш кaквo ти пишa, тoгaвa нe ca тoлкoвa paзлични.

nz vrat, nekq bylgarka

>Bulgaria backstabs Serbia over land

Fixed that first line 4u

you are a fucking brainwashed idiot like half your country

shh, he might wake up from his commie propaganda fueled dream

>Samuel's Macedonian empire
Samuel was a direct descendant of Alexander

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We switched to Slavic culture and language
If we are Slavs we would look like Poles, Czechs or Ukrainians, but majority of the population doesn't look like that at all
We are literally not white

>promise land in pre-war talks
>backtrack and don't deliver it
>make a secret alliance to enforce your backtracking
>cry backstab when we demand it

Don't do that.

stfu white boi

Serbs are the biggest backstabbers in the world.

if you look like a turk doesn't mean i do dbi

what a fucking retard

Today is a holiday in both Bulgaria and Macedonia

Happy Cyril and Methodias day

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Lmaoing @ your delusions

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Fyromian history revisionism did not appear out of nowhere, Serbs ruled them for a long time and taught them to disregard truth in the name of false self-aggrandizement .

>good ajvar

where can I buy this?

or can I make it myself?

BUM LELELEEEEEI

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little faggot serbia never fights 1v1 lmfao
sad

you guys are overrepresented if anything

Rightful

a) Bulgarian clay
b) Serbian clay
c) Greek clay
d) Albanian clay
e) all of the above can suck my cock

that's completely wrong. Bulgarian is basically a Macedonian dialect cleansed of Serbian elements

Majority of Macedonians are NOT blonde and blue-eyed Dejan

>We are literally not white

Another proof that you are Bulgarians x)

It is a historical fact that Macedonia was promised to Bulgaria.
It is a historical fact that after Italy took Albania, Serbia declined to give away Macedonia as agreed to before the war.
It is a historical fact that a secret pact was made with Greece to fight against Bulgaria, should Bulgaria demand what was promised.

I don't know what you are complaining about, those are all documented in all our languages.

MANY SUCH CASES!

>Cyril and Methodias

Two Albanian priest if i'm not mistaken

I think Croats have ajvar you can buy at the supermarket, but its shit tier, homemade one is best

>t. urk

This guy knows whats up

>or can I make it myself?
you have to roast peppers
then let them soak in water
then peel and clean them
then boil them in a large open pot with sunflower oil
then put it in a jar

could be wrong i havent seen it made since i was a little kid helping out my grandparents

You can keep your borders intact as far we're concerned, just stop larping that you're Macedonians.
We like you orthodox Slavs, so just get over it and let's get along.

How's the weather in Macedonia today, Macedoniabros?

Also, which one is the best pet: Cats or Dogs?

>Born in Thessaloniki
>Albanian
>French education

man I see why Macedonia doesn't want to be with Bulgaria

>It is a historical fact that after Italy took Albania, Serbia declined to give away Macedonia as agreed to before the war.
Serbs asked for backing from you on their claims, you didn't
Serbs wanted to negotiate and split Macedonia so both sides get at least something out of Macedonia
you didn't

Your government wanted EVERYTHING and was not willing to compromise

Let's just be clear here

wtf how come we dont have that holyday
They gave us Gloagoljica

our boders aren't intact yet

Alexander the Great. demigod Son of Kek

Im not complaining about anything, you would get a lot more land than any other balkan nation in the war if you were giveb macedonia while the rest of the countries got barely anything, and in the case of serbia nothing at all

Doesnt matter anyway, good luck getting anything from albanians

Dude its serbs that your talking to...

it's raining every day

cats

true

t. Catholic Serb

>new borders
>always exsisted

slavic subhumans

It's a non country

balgerian is entirely different from masedonian

masedonia is a completely different nation with a completely different history

just look at high scool photos of pupils in bulgaria and mascedonia you will see that we look nothing like each others

19th and 20th century Macedonia and the rise of a Slavic Macedonian identity makes for a very interesting read, actually. The topic is pretty complex and is very hard to sum up in a couple of sentences, though.

thx I'll give it a try

If you and your friend go fishing and both of you catch two fishes, but you lose yours, would you steal your friend's fish?

Sorry but you're wrong. The original deal was Bulgaria gets Macedonia and you get Albania, but then you got cockblocked by Austria and Italy not wanting Serbia to have access to the sea.

Meanwhile, while the Bulgarians were fighting off the bulk of the Ottoman army, you waltzed into Macedonia and declared it yours, fucking over Bulgaria in the process.

I know Serbs are fond of historical revisionism, but luckily all this is well documented.

You literally can't compete.

orthodox TURK

Non-country
Would make more sense If it was divided into Greece and Bulgaria

>Albanians running around Salonica in the 9th century

Blerim, there's a limit to baiting

this is the only serious response here therefore it's wrong

This site needs more Polandball.

WE

Of course they will be super hostile toward us after all the years of Serbian sponsored propaganda how the people that live in the Macedonian land are not Bulgarians, and after you made up their history.
But it is ok. I am not mad. And it is too late for the evil to be undone.
However remember 1 thing - Karma is a bitch.
First you got rekt in Croatia, then in Bosnia, then they took away Kosovo from you, then Montenegro demanded independence, and now Macedonia is paying the price to be hostile and bitch toward Bulgaria when the Albanians are literally occupying their country and demanding 2nd official language and religion.
You got what you deserved.

not only are you an uneducated faggot but also a blind faggot

sunny and 25 degrees in the morning, then goes to shit with thunderstorms, and dogs OF COURSE

*FYROM

Some gypsys raped some mongols with down syndrome, the offsprings created this country and today they are the bitches of usa. The only thing thats happening right now there is incest.

WE WUZ ALEXANDER N SHIEETT

damn that must hurt

also its not finnished yet they are yet to lose Republika Srpska and Vojvodina

>serbia asked you to go to war with Italy for them
>so they can get fucking albania
Politely declining that one, I am not suicidal.

>serbs asked that you only take half of what was promised
>after britain already revoked half of the other stuff you wanted
Also not an acceptable proposition.

Ultimately everyone got screwed by the great powers (Albania taken from Serbia, forced truce while Bulgarians sieged Constantinople, and while Greece was moving in on western Anatolia), but Serbia wanted to additionally screw Bulgaria for her own benefit.
I don't think its adequate to call it a backstab, when there was a clear reason for it - taking what was promised before the war, from the people who promised it.
Further, I don't think its fair for serbians to call anyone a backstabber after the war for Bulgarian unification, when they invaded without declaration of war with absurd demands (give them the capital as "compensation" for our unification).

Keep the backstabber meme for WWI, where its slightly more suitable. You can use it on Greece there as well, since they had an alliance that the greeks decided not to honor, since they were planning on joining Austria and Germany and taking a chunk of Serbia themselves.

enjoy actually being Serbian for me

A pathetic bunch of Slavs with no identity eating the worlds worst propaganda

You should read more about Pelasgians and Arvanits

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Premium bants. Should be vilayet though.

>You can use it on Greece there as well, since they had an alliance that the greeks decided not to honor, since they were planning on joining Austria and Germany and taking a chunk of Serbia themselves.

no wonder you keep crying about muh backstabbers vs honorable Bulgaria so much if this is your general understanding of the Greek participation in WW1 and the disagreements between the Entente-inclined prime minister and the German-inclined king

sorry, I don't read 19th century garbage these days

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Well Serbia called you to honor your alliance, King said no. Then king talked with Austria and Germany for terms to join their side.
The prime minister and the allies blockading and later occupying "neutral" Greece forced the king to de-facto surrender to them, and then Greece joined the other team. This wasn't very voluntary, and doesn't excuse not honoring the alliance in the first place.

are all americans retarded enough to believe Alexander the Great wasn't Greek?

Lmao, throw yourself from a cliff, servshit.

I don't think little FYROM is quite that ballsy. At least not yet.
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