Things leftists say

>studies have shown

>haha you're just Xphobic
>b-but that's Yism! America can't do that!

>the debate is over.

Clinical studies suck LMAO

>Hispanic is a race! We should blame them all for the actions of mestizo crimes! My name is Jared Taylor by the way! Let me get this fat nigger dick out of my mouth! Gobble gobble!

>"Why can't the government just __________?"

>We are going to help working families

All races are equal.
Whites are inherently evil.

>racism

>FASCIST!!!!!
> (insert anything left of Karl Marx) is FASCIST!!!
>If you don't think it's okay to punch Nazis then you're a FASCIST!!!!

>This is important

ISLAM IS PEACEFUL SO STOP INSULTING IT OR THEY'LL BLOW US UP

>class

>punch a nazi like our antifascist communist transgender anti racist grandparents in WW2
>drumpfkins want us to go back to 1940 fuck them

>we deserve to get killed en masse because we tried to stop Muslims from killing eachother and failed so now it's everyone's problem and this is our fault somehow

>educate yourself

we must have dialog
we must have a very important conversation
its complex
theres no right or wrong
please fuck my wife and let me suck you off

>sweetie
>ummmm
>okay

edit *(insert anything RIGHT of Karl Marx)

>studies have shown
My biggest pet peeve. One actually told me that "studies have shown that liberals have larger brains than Republicans, and Republicans are more scared because science." I googled the "study" and actually read it for myself, because, you know, I can read "science." And it said nothing of the sort. What he did was read the (((journalists))) poor interpretation of the abstract.

Keep that in mind, when they say "studies have shown, they one (1) read the abstract and think that they are smrt, or (2) read someone's synopsis the abstract.

>problematic

TWO SCOOPS

>punching nazis is LITERALLY CAPTAIN AMERICAS JOB fuck you shitlord

The cience is settled

we must come to a consensus
the science is settled
we must meet in the aisle
we must learn to compromise
are you serious?
please let me suck your cock

>Let me be clear.
>Let's be clear.
>Folks
>Y'all
>We need to continue the conversation about...
>There needs to be a dialogue about...

>if you discriminate against Muslims they'll all turn into murdering savages

Why do we want them in our society then???

>*sips cum*

>unknown sources say

LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK
I HAVENT SUCKED ANOTHER MANS COCK IN TWO DAYS
PLEASE LET ME BLOW YOU
HITLER

Spaniards are Arab.

>disgusting
>appalling
>terrifying

>science can never be wrong and scientists can never be wrong
>religion is a cancer that has been used to control the weak minded for centuries and priests use religion to control the people lets follow the holy word of science instead

>i've done the research
>you're just racist
>what about the crusades
>all religions are equally bad but fuck christianity most am i right

>That's like that one time in harry potter...

>you can't deny...

Fashist*

>you have no empathy
>*feigns shock*
>I CAN'T EVEN

All races are equal but blacks are naturally better at sports. Take that nazis.

>Literally shaking right now

"you're all basement dwelling kissless virgins who are taking out your sexual frustrations on minorities and blaming your problems on minorities"

>science can never be wrong and scientists can never be wrong
>gets a degree in Gender Studies/Ethnic Studies/Philosophy/Political Science because STEM is too hard

I thank you for your service
thats not what democracy is about
this great democracy
they hacked our democracy
how dare you
HOW DARE YOU!!!!

>YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

is another good one

Feelings don't trump facts.
>YOU'RE IGNORING THE HUMAN ELEMENT
Here are some more facts
>YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH!
Can you prove me wrong?
>IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU

"Trump is literally Vader"

>Why do you care so much? Its not hurting anyone
>[Insert here very complex words to say a simple sentence to appear smart]
>Stop being ignorant!!! Get yourself educated!!!
>Yeah ok. Should we ban x and x too because they kill people?
>If it's two consenting parties then who cares?
>Religion has held us back

>you aren't a real black

I get this at least twice a month.

>All men are created equal.
>There is no creator.

I N T E R N A L I Z E D

>All the educated college students voted for Hillary

>what college did this study come from
>that doesnt even make sense
>What? *laughs* Im done with you
>what ever you say
>fuck you
>YOU CANT COMPARE THOSE THINGS
>I was there FIRST HAND
>YOURE TELLING ME I DIDNT SEE WHAT I SAW
>YOURE TELLING ME IM WRONG, *Laughs* OK!
>Small margin of ____
>I would be saying the same thing if a black guy did this
>Mapp V. Ohio Shows that.....
>Not every *Insert minority group*
>god I fucking hate cops
>fucking rednecks
>If it wasnt for Plessy V. Ferguson....
>I think Im going to transfer to NYU
>Im Pre-Law, I Know what Im saying
>How can you be a history major and back the Republican party?
>Yah, I Sailed in High School but I row at UC Berkeley now
>Harvard is more conservative than you think
>No, Im a rationalist
>Yes, Im independent and lean liberal, but im open to everything *Votes Democrat on election day down to their counties DA*

The list goes on and on, so is life as a college student in the North east

Literally

>deserve
>marginalized
>"needs"
>equality
>fair
>free
>dialectic
>culture
>exploitation

>Wow! I'm speechless

>School shooting

We need to get rid of all guns. I know that most gun owners are responsible, but it's too dangerous to allow people to have so many.

>Terrorist attack

We should not restrict immigration. Most Muslims are law abiding citizens, and we should not punish the majority for the actions of a few.

>its complex
get this one a lot

>everyone has the right to live

>According to anonymous sources
>You're on the wrong side of history
>Don't you have any feelings
>Are you heartless
>problematic
>You're just x-phobic
>[anything referencing pop culture i.e. Harry Potter, Star Wars, etc.]

>BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, Study finds.
>Study finds.
>FINDS.

Always triggers me when they link to the Huffington post or the New York Times.

>statistics can be manipulated
>97% of scientists agree on X

>systemic
>unpack (very specific word, related to usage of "complex")

>I'm highly educated and have a BA in...

Disclosure: Old Gen-Xfag here with a 20 year old BA but knows how utterly worthless it is today. They'll learn BA or MA doesn't = "educated" and certainly isn't marketable.

>Im not marxist Im egalitarian

Some cuck yesterday made a thread where he was flexing his BA and saying he was an "educated liberal".

Eh, you can kinda see their "logic" here though. They want to ban all guns because they're dangerous objects but they think people are individuals and you shouldn't discriminate against them.

I'm not saying I agree, but this isn't as 100% retarded as most of their shit is all I'm saying.

If #NotAllMuslims, then #NotAllGuns. If the minority of a group is dangerous and does not reflect the majority, then that logic should apply to all groups.

> im a classical liberal
> its settled science
> bigot
> racist
> drumpf
> its the russians
> im an egalitarian
> it wasn't real communism
> jews are white
> nazi
> im a proud cuck
> white people don't exist
> white people deserve to extinct
> white genocide isn't real
> fuck white people
> white people have never had homelands
> remember the 6 million
> open your borders
> islam is the religion of peace

I never know whether to laugh or cry for them A BA truly is a 2nd HS diploma today. In the mid-90s a BA with a high GPA and good writing/PC skills could, if you were lucky, get you a decent job. Only STEM, accounting and maybe a few other disciplines are worth earning now. Humanities degrees are utterly worthless today.

>democrats fall in love, republicans fall in line

>disenfranchised

>woke
>YAAAAS
>harry potter reference
>Star Wars rebels reference
>queen
>hella
>Islamophobic
>transphobic

...

Not really, they want to discriminate against mentally ill people with regard to guns. The principle is you either believe it's appropriate to restrict the rights of a class of people for the actions of a few members of that class, or you believe the individual is responsible for his or her actions, and the class should not be punished for actions taken by individuals that are not representative of the class as a whole.

>we are the opposition(meanwhile gets his news from the biggest companies in the nation, views supported at the highest level and backed by countless rich people)

>implying that all unis have B.S. for STEM

>it was important to "start the conversation"

>Rick Wilson, John McCain, the Bush family & John Kasich are examples of "good," classy GOP guys from the pre-Trump era.

Forgetting that they HATED even cucked G.H.W Bush in his day and their shills said worse things about McCain in '08 than Trump did in '16.

>christianity is just as bad as islam
>capitalism has killed more than socialism
>the top 1% owns of 90% of the wealth, so it should be distributed
>wealth inequality is increasing
>you don't care about the poor
>there's no such thing as race
>trump supporters are uneducated
>bigot

Augh, facts. So annoying, facts.

>christianity is just as bad as islam

This one annoys me when they immediately follow it up with some shit from 500-900 years ago that they do not even have a competent historical understanding of.

They use:
>False equiviencies
>Absolutes
>Absurdities to put you on the defensive and push the Overton window.

>Read a youtube comment the other day:
0 muslims= 0 Islamic terrorism
>Response
So you think we should genocide an entire people??

>Bang bang into the room
(I know ya want it)
>Bang bang all over you
(I'll let ya have it)

experts agree

the science is settled

everyone knows

Got this gem today from sharing a very mild video. The race war can't come sooner.

> please take my wife

"Evidence" is the straight white male equivalent of getting the blue shell from Mario Kart when you're already in first place

>don't make muslims angry because they will kill you!
>GAWL!
>don't you know this?

>Absolutes
>Absurdities to put you on the defensive and push the Overton window.
Can you give examples?

Just the word "fascist" will suffice

Yeah, the terrorists aren't REAL Muslims.

What a fucking dumbass.

>I love science
>Race doesn't exist

>there needs to be a national dialogue about

This one always triggers me. Liberals are only ever honest enough to have a real "dialogue" when they are massively liquored up and aren't around their judgemental peers.

The rest of us don't want to say what we really think in public because any thought about a subject that's grounded in objective reality is shamed from common discourse. So a "dialogue" really just means 'listen to Don Lemon cry about muh racism for 5 minutes, plz no bully on twitter'

You have to remember that science to a leftist is the Bill Nye Faggot Guy brand. It's watered down and digestible to the complete science illiterate.
>look what happens when you add vinegar to baking soda!
The scientific method is beyond them, and they don't understand that nothing can be proven, only falsified

Oh, so ISIS wants to destroy Islam by astroturfing it? Because they are directly opposed to Islam and want to see it fall?

The other side grows stupider by the day. At least the case for the "they are just misguided and taking stuff out of context" angle might be believable if you're a callous multicultural atheist who considers Muslims and Christians one in the same. Claiming that they are trying to hurt Islam by going full retard literalist is just ridiculous. If anything it just proves they are the best Muslims of all

this isn't even an exaggeration.

>All men are created equal
Is that why christfags keep importing somalis?

Let's get fucked up!

Probably. Western values work in a completely white world. Toss in some foreigners with the demographic power to make waves, who take advantage of our liberties when it suits them and ignores them when it doesn't, while using guilt to silence rational objection, and it becomes clear that western civilization is inherently cucked when applied to a global scale

That's a Catholic initiative.

See also:
1965 Immigration Act from Kennedy

>Things right wingers say
>MUH FEELINGS