Why do Americans use SO MUCH TOILET PAPER?
>only thing in the cart is toilet paper
Why do Americans use SO MUCH TOILET PAPER?
>only thing in the cart is toilet paper
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There's never enough toilet paper, dumbshit.
Are you worried it's gonna go bad or something??
We wipe our asses with toilet paper.
You wipe yours with Muhammad's cock.
It pretty obvious that lady is a liberal Dyke and this whole thing probably staged propaganda
I saw a fat old lady in a motorized scooter purchasing nothing but 4-12 packs of MTN DEW 4-12 packs of Coca Cola.... probably for her obese grandkids...
cheaper to buy in bulk
Ive been seeing this video posted across my fb feed. Ive tried to ignore it, but everyone is sharing it. I checked it out.
the key to take away from this is:
>its unclear what happened before the video
And the woman in the video said the woman videtaping her started it. Being a fair judgmental guy, I can probably assume that the one videotaping this confrontation shamelessly was the one to initiate it. If you poke a bull, the only thing to blame is yourself.
>t. poophands
So you don't have to buy it every week.
You can make it last a few weeks.
Exactly. I buy my Charmin's toilet paper at Costco when it's on sale. I save a lot of money. Also I wipe my ass with humid wipes right after to make sure my anus is perfectly cleaned.
This. I buy bulks of paper towels cause fuck going every week to get them.
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>not even linking the video, which is the obvious bait that we're supposed to talk about
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do you go to the shop and buy one roll or something you fucking queer cunt
>every week
Why are you shitting so much god damn son just close your anus.
its cheaper to buy in bulk too
The last thing you want is to just shit your brains out and come to the realization that you're out of toilet paper.
I mean you can take a shower, but still.
Roommates, leaf. Also, all of are fit bros.
Should we run to the store more often to buy toilet paper? Oh right im talking to the country that buys bags of malk.
I use a hose to wash my butthole to get rid of the chunky bits and most of the poop.
Then I use a few pieces to get the remaining poop
Shut up nigger
Why are non-Americans so obsessed with America?
They don't have bidets as cultured people
Because their hemorrhoids need a blanket.
just admit you like getting your taint tickled
why do leafs have shitty bums?
>Not having a $50 bidet from Amazon for clean ass and using less toilet paper
We eat too much beef
>Non-wiper confirmed
>showet
Reminder that only barbarians don't have a bidet
I've thought about those. How the fuck do you dry your ass off? Toilet paper would just dissolve?? Is there a Dyson air dryer in them???
>Fuck I'm confused
shart in mart
the bull gets mad when you don't wipe properly, huh?
>Just dry your ass off with a small piece it won't dissolve dumbass
It's literally one bulk unit. Buy one and you're good for months.
Every girlfriend I've ever had wastes so much toilet paper. Same with paper towels.
The toilet paper thing bothers me.
>1000 sheets a roll
>I use 4-10 each shit
>120-300 a month
>somehow I have to change the roll every week with my girlfriend around
What the fuck does she do with it all?
one of those packages like that lasts me several months
You've obviously never used the toilet paper jew that is Scott's. That shit is see through and dissolves if you breath on it. But you can wad up a comfy catchers mitt and go to town.
girls also wipe their vaginas after peeing and have to wipe a lot when on their period.
our dicks dont bleed
>mfw I actually do have a bidet because my parents are immigrants
it's also cause of makeup and general cosmetics
because they're mad that we own their countries like colonies with military installations and ports, etc while no other nation has military installations or the like in the US
hilarious really
>humid wipes
Those wipes clog up septic systems and public sewer systems because they don't breakup in water. Fuckface.
Fat assholes
do you have a stand-alone bidet or the one that attaches to the toilet?
>not buying non-perishable consumer goods in bulk
It's like you hate money.
They don't' flush used TP in leaf land. Have a little can that has to be emptied every day. Like heuehuehu land.
happens here too just depending on how the plumbing is in a house/building, all has to do with small pipes
I go through a roll a week, I have non-stop streaks of shit every time I wipe
An actual bidet.
>MUH SHART IN MART
>MUH WHY DO AMERICANS BUY SP MUCH TOILET PAPER??
CANT PLEASE YOU FUCKS. DAMNED IF YOU DO DAMNED IF YOU DON'T
Even in cities, public sewers get giant clogs caused by tampons and wet wipes.
Some stuff Americans eat is undigestible, I saw on /ck/ "peanut butter" that was just a modified cellulose paste. That shit goes straight through your body and comes out as a watery goop
007 you need some fiber bro
just saying
nice. I miss mine
ITT: butthurt ameriburgers.
learn to use a fucking bidet you mongs.
The thing is, most people don't even wash their asses. So they resort the overuse of too much toilet paper.
Where did it go?
Fair point. It concerns me that people still fucking flush tampons
Just shower you fucking filthy piece of shit.
>ITT: Amerifats have never heard of a bidet
They sell us 50 rolls of toilet paper for the same price you pay for just 1. That is the difference between capitalism and socialism.
>Our dicks do not bleed
Speak for yourself normie.
you have plumbing? and internet?
nigger what? we flush toilet paper in canada
Cheaper to buy in bulk and sell it at higher prices to socialist countries
They'll shut up real quick if we said we were not protecting them anymore. You'll never see american flags fly so fast if that happened.
Huh? Only time I've seen this was at someone's rustic cottage. Septic tank codnt handle it. Also went by "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down"
>Why do Americans use SO MUCH TOILET PAPER?
I buy in bulks about 3 times that size. It's just cheaper and it's not like you're ever gonna not need TP.
In case of mart shart incident, you don't want to have to run to the other side of the store after the act, that'd be embarrassing.
>Why do Americans use SO MUCH TOILET PAPER?
it's a jingoistic form of irony
>overpay the toilet paper jew
>>ITT: Amerifats have never heard of whatever proxy you're using
haha
just steal it, you dumbass. for years i would steal arm loads of toilet paper from the office
i would even heist massive bottles of hand soap