>choked a bean to death with his cock
All praise the new king of Sup Forums, Bilbo Gaggins
Choked a bean to death with his cock
Elijah Nguyen
Adrian Howard
hispanics are white
Oliver Jones
Primo b8
Daniel Fisher
This man is going to get unlimited pussy
Tyler Gonzalez
a rare picture of the man only seconds after learning that he had killed his girlfriend with his magnum dong
Landon Bailey
The new King of Sup Forums Richard Patterson
Sebastian Sullivan
Of course his name would be Dick.
Jordan Wilson
Julian Rodriguez
>you will never have a dick so big you get charged with murder
Jose Morris
>a woman with such earnest dedication she's willing to die for your nut
damn, that's a big loss
Owen Cox
>h-how can white b-bois compete?
Bentley Myers
>Richard Patterson
>Dick Patterson
Cameron Rodriguez
>cock was so big he choked with wife to death
Ryan Sanchez
...
Ryan Cooper
Rofl guess the state he is from....
If you guessed Florida give yourself a hand!
Lincoln Evans
Pic of penis please
Dominic Hernandez
...
Joseph Perez
Is he the famous "florida man"
Carson Barnes
So he just let her decompose on the bed for 2 days without ever calling it in?
Joseph Bennett
>Patterson
>curly-headed one
Literally means pubes
Eli Butler
He'll appear to you if at midnight you bring a 40oz of old english into your bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "bath salts" three times into the mirror
Charles Gomez
Ms. Choksondik
Gavin Gray
White men have big cocks
Joshua Evans
Rofl
Adam Sanchez
Hispanics are white,black,asian. can be anything.
Nice bait though.
Tyler Gonzalez
At least she died happy. Latinas LOVE the BWC
Thomas Jones
It's a sad but admittedly hilarious incident, if you follow that past metro.
>old bumfuck getting his churro gargled by lopez
>she inexplicably dies in the middle of the act
>he panics, assumes that he must have nutted so hard she died while he was enjoying it
>bumfuck leaves her body on his porch and calls his lawyer instead of the cops
If the jury says there's no evidence to assume he murdered her, I'm obliged to think that she died from poor health at the worst possible time. It's hard to kill someone in such a way that leaves the coroner scratching their head.
Mason Nelson
but no more blowjobs
Joseph Edwards
Women will form a line out the door to test their mettle on the death dick
Noah Thomas
Realistically this.
Jordan Lewis
underrated
Henry Long
dat filename, kek
Christian King
Kek dammit
Jeremiah Hughes
>Bilbo gaggins
HAHAHAHAHAHA my fucking sides
Joshua Gomez
"Hispanics" don't exist. It's a made up term.
Aaron King
> He admitted killing her but denied it was deliberate, with Patterson’s lawyers filing a motion to show his penis to the jury.
Dude is trying to milk this is for it is worth...
Andrew Gomez
WHat have you doooooone!!!
Henry Roberts
>Patterson’s lawyer, Ken Padowitz, said it was ‘essential’ for the court to see the man’s penis so they would fully understand what he was talking about.
>The judge never ruled on the request to put Patterson’s penis on display in court.