I'm a virgin neet manlet desperate for sex

I'm a virgin neet manlet desperate for sex.
I don't want to go to jail for rape and i jerk of to female animals from time to time so going into the woods and catching an animal to have sex with is pretty much my only option.

Since it's legal to hunt animals i don't think it's illegal.

Have you had success doing this?

link is a video of a guy catching a deer and just letting it go so i know it's possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=rUiPmHA7Xqg

Just buy a mare

Go to Las Vegas and pay a hooker god fucking dammit

I live in an area with a lot of deer and that is one fuck-ugly unaesthetic deer. But it's probably the best you could hope to do.

I'm a neet, i don't have the money to buy anything. if i did i'd just have sex with prostitutes, even then i'm too sacred of leaving my house, i'd probably get robbed and kicked out by the bouncer.

PROSTITUTES HATE tHiS tRIcK1!!!>>>>>
kys.

are you retarded, can't you simply find a job to pay for hookers to go to your place ?

I don't want to work. i'm also sacred of interacting with humans.

Just kys my dude. You have literally nothing to live for.

I have a lot of things to live for.

This

Not everyone is a wagecuck. some people like to spend their time doing what they want instead of exchanging half their life for shekels just to end up giving them back to Mr. Sheklestein

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how old are you, man?
i suppose ur pretty young, cos people older than 27 are generally content with their status

Not really. If you haven't seriously considered killing yourself yet, you're downright retarded. Something for which your should also kys.

Also, go LARP on r9k faggot.

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i know i'm not chad thundercock or a normie, this is why i have no problem catching animals to have sex with.

i went into the woods to search for a snake for a few hours because i saw a video of a guy using his snake to deep throat his dick.

i am content with my status.

This. Wizard master race reporting in. No more interest in sex.
And they'll need us wizards for the next great meme war.
You *definitively* cannot become a wizard if you fuck animals. But you might be able to talk to them once you become one depending on which nerdy interests you had during your development.

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I don't really care about the stupid wizard meme.

i've jerked off to almost everything from old women to children, nothing feels good anymore. Real meat holes seems like the only way i can feel something again.

If every person in society had the same values as you, the world would be a chaotic, satanic playground. Pursue the willpower to be the greatness and change that the world needs. Please user, your life is as good as any other, and just as important. Don't give into this filth and degeneracy.

Move to Canada, petfucking is legal there

You might regret having wasted your mana this way when the time comes.
You know, if you're serious about raping animals like this, you could go to the doctor and get a chemical castration. Or get the chemicals over the counter. That could set you on the right path to wizardhood. You'd realize how silly you were acting.
Or get a job and see hookers once in a while. It would be a shame though. You're almost there.

start cleaning your room degenerate

I don't really understand why a normie would be surprised that some people resort to non normie shit.
Being a normie you should know best that you exclude those who are below you in the social hierarchy.
I'm not at the very bottom of the social hierarchy but i'm low enough to not give a fuck that some stupid fucking faggot normie thinks what i like doing is degenerate after actively exuding people like me form their social circles all our lives

What is this character? Elliot? Eggman?

Eggman is a normalfag and eliot was a narcissist on steroids.

I'm just your average non-normalfag.

There's nothing strange about bestiality, you can find plenty of videos of people having sex with animals on the internet, some do it because it's a fetish, others because they want to experience a nice, warm, tight meat hole easily and legally.

hello verge

our own hands can form pretty good meat holes, you can regulate the tightness, coupled with some good porn it's pretty decent "sex", isn't it?

Explain to me why you're not killing yourself.

It doesn't feel good anymore, if it did i would not take time out of my life to hunt for large animals to have sex with potentially endangering my life you fucking retard.

Besides, with all the free time i have because i'm not a wagecuck learning to catch animals seems like fun.

Why? i'm going to end up dead anyways, might as well have fun during the ride.

You're the one that might as well be dead, you won't do anything non-normalfag approved because you're sacred of not being accepted by you're normalfag "friends".

What a sad life that must be, only doing things because of want of acceptance or fear of disapproval till the day you die.

Fly to Tijuana, rent a room at the hotel above Hong Kong, go to Hong Kong, shove bills into their panties then when you're ready bring up stairs, pay 60-80 and they'll help you out. Bring enough cash to do this a few times, even if you have to do it over a number of days.
There is literally no reason to become a wizard

>people and their sex

So desperate for it that you fuck animals?

This guy has to be a troll though... especially with the snake bit. Good giggles m8

Leeching off your parents is all well and good until they die and the crushing reality falls onto you that you've contributed nothing to better the human race. Study science or math, achieve something.

You have a medical condition. Speak to a doctor.

Sex is not a need for an individual human's self-actualization, it is a common desire. If your desire overwhelms your ability to function in the context of society, then you need treatment.

wow look summerfags replying to baiting LARP threads

sage and reported

fuck off with your shit, there are child molesters that have contributed more to society than you, by your logic they're all better people than you, boy you're pathetic.