Hey fuckers, they made a game about us.
I'm not a Hill Billy or a Red Neck, but fuck me I identify with their plight.
So happy to see mainstream game companies finally putting us in their games.
Can't wait to drive down main Street in my Truck waving my flag while shooting shit at fags outside
Yyyeeehaaaa
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There's two ways this game could go, and we already know which one they're going to do.
>#NotAllChristians crazy cultists
or
>muh white christian patriarchy
Liberal games journalists all laughing, they think we will hate lol
I can't wait to play AltRight The Game
Villains don't always have to be brown people
I don't care lol, I say we own it. They fucking hate it when we turn their shit back on them
I say we embrace it. Villains are hard as fuck. I wish I was like these guys. I wish whites were more communal.
Why can't it be satansists? They get the killing red necks and we get killing non believers. A win for everyone and stick to the same story.
Good, I like being the villain.
Screw it. The villains are the coolest in FC.
But the villains are the best part, they make the game.
Almost all of the time they're more badass than the protagonist and his side.
Who says they did?
I'm looking at this from the angle that Liberals will think this is a jab at Muh Conservatives.
I say fucking own it.
I'm not afraid of guns, fat gas guzzling Trucks, beastly dogs, more guns and cool hair cuts.
Let's Roll Some Fucking Coal while we're at it lol
They see me Rolling ...
Coal
Man, you people.
They wouldn't be happy unless it was attacking Christians. That's the whole Foundation of their ideology.
You people? Racist
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Far Cry 3 and 4 were held up by their crazy and charismatic villain's, it'll need to be the cultists if they want to re-do that same formula.
You racist Nazi. Remember the 6 million!
Those kind of comments usually end up in concentration camps.
Careful buddy
FC4 was so short if you just do what you're supposed to do. You join the so-called "bad guy" and the game is over in like 15 minutes, however you don't get to actually do anything just watch the cinematic. Hopefully in this one, you could actually join the so-called "bad guys" and play the game.
oh. well thats clear now.
this
I only ever played fc3 and blood dragon.
They make good games even if they are repetitive as fuck
Fucking towers
That's done esoteric shit
Come to think of it, other than 1 and blood dragon, wasn't the main character really the bad guy.
No.
In 3 everyone was kind of shit tbհ.
So fc3 was my first FC. I remember it being probably the best open world I had ever played.
The dialogue and voice acting in that game made me want to off myself.
this is an ubisoft game.
Ubisoft, a gaming company responsible for the holocaust of video games, with a noticeable record of terrible failure, bugged products and terrible security.
Fuck Ubisoft. With EA and Activision they are the unholy trinity of cancer
Why didn't you do it, Facebook live that shit
Which game company isn't complete fags these days though? They have all sacrificed themselves to the Social Justice god's
"I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!" - Come on? You're telling me you liked that shit?
I don't see the problem with this. It looks like a crash christian cult who are not real Christians
I am beginning to feel less sympathy for you England. Tear down these threads.
More of a spoiled kid in 3 unless you go for the Citra ending. In 4 you can pull things back from the brink after the end by killing one of the 2 psyco's you put in power.
I think it looks great
should be a game about this
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shame ubishit did the bay area already in that hackan gaem
In 3i remember the main guy being some rich
Why the sympathy? Manchester?
Fuck that shit. My country deserves it! Feel bad for the kids, but watching TV today makes me sick.
BBC made a bigger deal about your intelligence services leaking the pics from the bombing scene than of Muslims killing our children.
Welcome to current year Britain
What we know so far:
>FC5 is set in a parallel universe where Hillary won the presidency and brought about nuclear armageddon which decimated the world's population and brought the government to its knees.
>70% of the nation's population was lost following the initial nuclear strikes & the ensuing famine and food riots.
>It's been 50 years since the end of the world as we know it, the country has reorganized itself following the collapse of the government in an array of new nation-states
>In the Deep South, a new American theocracy has asserted itself as the Neo-American Confederacy of National Socialist States.
>The West's been taken over by the Social Justice League of American Workers which has instituted a new state religion of Transgendered Nonbinary Polyamorous Atheism.
>The East coast is a nuclear wasteland where only trigendered SJW mutants that reproduce asexually
>You play as a member of the Coalition of the Rainbow Fist, the elite strike-force of the ̶M̶e̶n̶ Xer of the West
>these elite warriors are taken from the quickening pods directly to the creche to be raised by transracial homosexual parents to be fanatic warriors
>because of their elite, extensive training they're the healthiest, thinnest members of their caste weighing in at a svelte 600 lbs and requiring minimal scooter usage to realize their tactical objectives
>Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to infiltrate the Neo-American Confederacy of National Socialist State, flood their water supplies with altered HGH to turn the frogs gay and bring them into the fold of the New American Transgendered Ubermensch society and to exterminate cis-white hetero scum with extreme prejudice using elite scooter stealth kills (because guns are wholly illegal and against the state religion, once they've been ̶a̶s̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ culturally enriched, their guns will be melted down to make more steel reinforced scooter frames
Still a better game than ubi's gonna make
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>they're doing it just to stir up controversy
No, using controversy to sell games is like making your character a nigger or something.
This shit was born out of pure contempt and hatred of white Americans that don`t want Fed boot up their assess.
Obvious psychological conditioning churned out by typical shabbos goyim numale game devs they hire nowadays at AAA companies.
or putting playable female soldiers in (((your))) DLC content pack in a game about WW1 already rife with soldiers of various colors including the infamous (and historically accurate! according to EA) black German snipers, well known and feared by all used not only in WW1 but also in the Wehrmacht during WW2, which is to say nothing of the contribution of black pilots to the war, it's a little known fact that all of the top scoring aces of both world wars were black, lesbian womyn - they try to hide this fact from you by giving them slave names like Adolf Galland, Manfred von Richtoffen and Günther Rall, when in actuality they had noble, proud names taken from their heritage deep in the highlands of the central African Congo.
EA: 5,000 women served in a non-combat unit for 2 months on the Eastern Front and never got deployed in a single battle and were subsequently disbanded? Let's make them a playable character!
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They`re trying to stir up all the nonwhites and SJWs into a blood frenzy so we can be the Kulaks circa 2017.