Now these guys set out to kill themselves, go to heaven, and get their virgins right?- That's their motivation.
Problem - if someone want's to die, and as a result they do not fear death, how do we effectively punish and deter them from carrying out atrocities like in Manchester?
The answer: We shove them up a pigs anus.
The plan is simple and effective, if a suicide bomber kills themselves, we take their remains and shove them into the carcass of a dead pig (via the pigs anus).
The pig is then buried at sea in a lead barrel so there is no way their remains can be recovered and given proper Muslim burial.
They will never go to heaven as they are 'unclean' and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Also ending up dead and shoved up a pigs bottom isn't a glamorous or dignified way to go so no more martyr material for the nasheeds videos.
What do you think? I want to write to the Home Secretary with my idea, but I'm scared of being arrested:(
Sounds like a waste of lead m8. Easier to just bury the pig in a landfill or something. No Muslim will dig them up because they are already inside the pig.
