Whats the greatest political philosophy Sup Forums?

Whats the greatest political philosophy Sup Forums?

Stoicism

Ironically being pro-Hitler

Anarchy-communism

MGTOW

its better to have a wise and strong king to rule with an iron fist than a democracy filled with retarded plebs making the decisions.

yes goy,shun women and go hug your waifu pillow and dont breed

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Catholicism.

This
But also this

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Fascism

that's not a political philosophy
this

Sharia

Anarchy

Randism

>Implying stoicism wasn't the cornerstone of the Roman republic/empire
It is as much a guide to living life as it is a political philosophy.
Many Catholic beliefs borrow from, or outright overlap with, stoic philosophies.
If you look up the Roman period during the early part of Christianity, you can see a blending of Roman tradition with what is now Christianity.

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Epicureanism >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stoicism

Here's Thomas Jefferson blowing stoics the fuck out for all eternity:

".... As you say of yourself, I TOO AM AN EPICUREAN. I consider the genuine (not the imputed) doctrines of Epicurus as containing every thing rational in moral philosophy which Greece and Rome have left us. Epictetus, indeed, has given us what was good of the Stoics; all beyond, of their [doctrines] dogmas, being hypocrisy and grimace. Their great crime was in their calumnies of Epicurus and misrepresentations of his doctrines; in which we lament to see the candid character of Cicero engaging as an accomplice."

Stoics eternally BTFO, how can they ever recover?

National Socialism

Clerical monarchial fascism

Bogdanism

Legalism's okay.

It's my own. Wont bother explaining it.

Ok have it your way if you really want to know. It's capture the flag style, local warring states. That's how land ownership is settled. All this is delegated by the king, who dictates arms and power.

Epicurianism is just liberalism. 'if it feels good, do it. Don't aspire to any higher spiritual goals, etc.'

It's precisely that mentality that got us into this situation.

The best political philosophy is Christian Republicanism, i.e., what the founding fathers had in mind.

Classical republicanism

Tell that to Constantine the Great and the Borgias, just to mention a few.

A minarchist state, which requires a virtuous and moral people; which realistically means they're God-fearing.

It can tolerate a percentage of the population going bad, but once too many go bad, the government must clamp down with burdensome regulation, and everyone is miserable.

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>Epicurianism is just liberalism. 'if it feels good, do it. Don't aspire to any higher spiritual goals, etc.'

that's not what Epicureanism advocates

Machiavelli. Not the misused connotations but what he actually wrote.