How come girls say they have girlfriends but boys don't say they have boyfriends?

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Because that sounds fucking gay you mentally ill queer

don't be mean

>imitating perma-teen feminine culture
Why do this to yourself

Because we're not faggots

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ohhh shit

fpbp
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Good question, OP. Wanna be my boyfriend?

Because implied bisexuality is attractive to Chad, which is the only opinion women care about.
But implied faggotry is not attractive to anyone except ugly weeb yaoi-fetish girls, and while come men may be desperate enough to care about their opinions, they also consider the opinions of their other peers and wider society. And on balance decide that no, I should not invite suspicions of cocklust.

like dick suck boyfriend?

Um, i-if you want to~

this

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ok but no homo

Do you like cuddling?

This

This is correct

oh sure

I wanna be the little spoon, though. And balls won't touch I promise c:

Its a biological double standard. Girls are meant to be sexualized and its cute, whereas men aren't meant to be sexualized hence its fucking gay.

And this.

you have to normalise it to not be gay, i mean somehow the british managed to make mate sound like a normal bond between men

ok deal im coming over

Knock three times.

Because they would be kind of gay now wouldn't it

with my cock