>'I heard there was a banging party last night in Manchester'
This was the joke that got me fired. I told it one morning in team briefing, even the team leader started laughing, but then someone anonymously reported me to manager and as off today i got no job. This was the first time ever i encountered true SJW in real life, before that i thought they only exist on the internet.
Nathan Peterson
Good. You are filth and you will be treated like filth.
Matthew Sanchez
Where do you live? I had a similar encounter but it was more touchy since I'm in Greater Manchester
Caleb Rogers
You kinda deserve it for making such an uninspired shitty pun
Blake Brooks
post proof nigger
Jonathan Walker
If you tweeted that you'd get 2 years in jail.
Robert Phillips
peterborough
Dylan Jones
>faggot retards can't handle banter
In Australia you'd get a cold beer and some chuckles from your mates for that
Joshua Howard
I live working in IT where such nonsense isn't taken seriously
Alexander Myers
Oh you poor poor Jew >who knew filthy rats worked
Isaiah Martin
>australian humour
Brandon Bennett
Down the mosque or >synagogue
Pick one cunt
William Collins
While I fully believe that there are absolutely no limits when it comes to comedy, you're a fucking moron for telling a joke like that at your job. You should have known what would have happened.
Lincoln Peterson
Yea im sorry OP that really is one of those jokes which kill in a private convo but get you totally fucked in a 'public' forum.
Team Manager could have chuckled as well but once it became official he wouldnt risk his own ass.
Gotta find out who reported it. Maybe they had something to gain from getting you in trouble.
Ian Gomez
The only people with no limits on comedy are kikes and kike wannabes.
Bentley Jenkins
If they kick you out for such a stupid thing you werent important in the first place
Gabriel Gray
Yes it might not be SJW related, but just a political move
David Richardson
BLIMEY!
Jacob Jackson
like i said, even my colleagues and team leader were surprised and baffled when i told them what happenned after i left managers office, team leader was literally facepalming
Liam Wilson
People who have the lack of self awareness and social norms to make "jokes" like this, are clearly not important in any way shape or form. >gotta be a Jew
Juan Long
>making these sorts of jokes at work
Keep it with the lads at work you dickhead.
That being said hit me up if you want to sue for wrongful dismissal. Been working employment law for 3-4 years now
Camden Davis
Bloody cunts can handle the bants as little as they can handle delicious Brewers yeast spread on toast
Zachary Richardson
>losing you job over a a slightly rude joke I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Nigel.
Eli Harris
Admit it though, you are Jewish ain't you.
Joshua Butler
can't handle the bantz
Michael Green
It's totally normal for men to make jokes like this. Chances are it was some fat middle aged cunt who reported him. Just another reason why women don't belong in the workplace.
Logan Lopez
I did similar joke about utoya while it was ongoing even.
No trouble, feels good being a northener.
Jordan Lewis
what
Jonathan Morgan
>this post brought to you by AstroTurf
Michael Morgan
Shitty job if you can get fired on the spot like that
Jayden Reed
Is that right shlomo. Go into work and make holocaust jokes from now on and we will see how long you last. >hurr durr a terrorist bomb that kills goyim kids a couple of days ago is funny but not muh 70 year old holohoax
Lincoln Young
I actually lol'd at your joke. Feeling sorry for you user, I hope the SJW gets btfo next time.
Juan Perez
"What" isn't an answer you rat cunt
Brayden Ramirez
That's what you get for being an edgelord
Kayden Adams
i fucking wish i was jewish
Adrian Foster
Fpbp
Xavier Butler
We do this shit all of the time. So far today I've already made a shitty pun joke about Manchester in a full break room and me and my buddy have been calling each other Jews all day. (We're not.) Then again, I don't work in an office with a bunch of old hags going through menopause. Now fuck off, Kathy.
Nathan Cook
think of all the free time u have now to enrich
Ryder Phillips
The free market has spoken. You can always find another employer who loves your shitty joke. Take responsibility for your own life.
Aiden Cook
You now know that if Communism is to come in the UK, someone will report you to authorities to have you and your family being executed for having subversive views. And I'm not even joking, this is exactly how it worked in Communism.
Bentley Howard
Corse you're not a kike.. you sound nothing like one.
now fuck off kike
Landon Cox
please tell me you worked at walmart and not at a real job
Xavier Campbell
You're a fucking retarded cunt is what you are. >Waaah, I can't believe there's a time and a place for certain kinds of jokes and that I'm expected to conform to social norms. It's the kind of joke you make with the lads at the pub or with the coworker you banter with, not to a fucking team briefing you retard.
Adrian King
Join the NEET side. Soon, robots will take all the jobs and everyone will be NEETs, nobody will have to work ever again.
Adrian Jackson
# >wishes was a Jew
Jews can't help being born into it. This makes you worse
Henry Clark
jokes aside actually started going to /biz/ and gonna daytrade shitcoins till i find another job
Jose Jenkins
>t. goy
Zachary Butler
You must have the social awareness of an autist. No, you are not a victim of political correctness, you are just unprofessional.
Isaiah Ortiz
>bitcunt trader
Not a kike
Lol
Nicholas Price
Do you think that cunt who reported you also reported you to the police?
Blake Lopez
>anyone who doesn't lack total social awareness and isn't autistic like me must be a kike shill!!
Aaron Sanders
>/biz/' >daytrade >job
T O P K E K O P K E K
Bentley Phillips
>sjw that has nothing to do with sjws its just fucking rude and inappropriate, real life isnt Sup Forums
Zachary Fisher
>be manager >have a nephew that wants to be hired >get a perfect reason to fire someone. >??? It's not about sjw. It's about being decent. Work is a place where you show professionalism and conformity. These jokes are told among friends. Or did you think of your working colleagues as friends? They're snakes who'll use any occasion to bite.
Caleb Jenkins
you should kill him/her
Jose Brown
Work won't exist in 10 years.
Blake Thompson
don't feel bad user, a lot of people were blown away by that concert
Nathan Carter
oh shit fellow pboro lad. wew, at least you can enjoy the hot weather today
Jacob Myers
yeah i guess i was too relaxed at work, i was friends with pretty much everyone, didnt think this could happen, you are right, shouldnt step on snek
Caleb Cox
Let's be real though. If someone had told OP to shut his cunt mouth and save it for the pub, that'd be fine. Instead they went and told on him anonymously and got him fired for a bit of dark humor.
Noah Hall
People like you think they're funny but really aren't. You're a huge faggot here and in real life. I don't care about the topic of the joke, but only unfunny fags would believe that joke to be funny, especially in a supposed professional environment.
Jonathan Harris
>Laughing at the expense of dead white british girls You deserve it, you faggot.
You should've joked about mudslimes and say you're jewish.
Daniel Bell
A filthy, callous mudslime would make a similar joke. You were rightly purged.
Chase Mitchell
I got a disciplinary action on me for saying:
"My girlfriend's going for an ultrasound tomorrow. I can't wait to find out what we have; a boy or an abortion."
Just shut your mouth about politics (and especially if you're a burgeoning Nazi) around normies. The best revenge is a life well-lived. Don't give them the pleasure of punishing you.
David Cooper
Why didn't you refute it by saying someone in your office is out to slander you, because your Jewish and the antisemitism at your place of work is quite troubling.
Adam Hill
>this
Josiah Hall
I only thought shitty out of place jokes like that during a job meeting existed on the internet.
Cooper Parker
If you think thats the reason you got fired then you are wrong. You have several enemies in your company for quite some time and they were just waiting for you to make a shitty joke and get rid of you. They won.
Charles King
you are a fucking idiot for saying that at your job in this climate.
Brody Taylor
op here
actually i had made exactly same joke about half a year ago at the same job lol
John Morales
If some office Jew said it in the pub they would be guaranteed to get glassed. >we must encourage him to say it in the local
Isaiah Jenkins
>this could probably get away with joking about mudslimes in the work place in this climate rather than the opposite side of the matter
Andrew Wilson
I want to make Hitchens laugh like that.
Ian King
And when it's not normal, male colleagues will tell you. Doesn't cost you your job, because if you've been hired you're too valuable to be fired over a joke in poor taste. Takes quite some build up for that to happen.
It could only have been a lefty cuck who pretended to laugh along or a female colleague who overheard it and couldn't confront OP. Women don't know the brocode
Isaac Ramirez
for that generic shitpile pun 'joke'? oh dear
Jace Rogers
...
Julian Turner
Ayy, the terrorist should've played knifey-spoony instead, right m8?
Lucas Howard
You stupid fuck. Don't blurt retarded "lel too soon" memes IRL and expect no consequences.
Chase Wright
You clearly weren't very important to the business there OP. If they can afford to get rid of you over nothing they should have got rid of you a long time ago
James Edwards
who wants to go the bar after work and get irish car bombs?
Nathaniel Turner
Exactly. Dollars to donuts it was sone cunt that's been screaming refugees welcome for the last year. Being a cocksucking liberal is far more offensive than any morbid pun.