Why was Macron smiling when trump blasted them?

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Because he's French. The French are the very definition of "douche." They invented it, and they live by it. Go to France and try to make friends, you'll learn.

Cause Merkel keeps farting from all those kebabs she eats in Germany

How come sometimes he has decent speeches like this one and the "drive them out" speech, but other times he sounds like a elementary student like the "evil losers" speech?

Because some speeches are written for him way in advance by professional speechwriters, who can craft beautiful, powerful works of art.
And some of his speeches are written by him, or impromptu or he is only provided with the keypoints, because of lack of time to prepare.

The first ones are like his unification speech before congress and the speech in Saudi Arabia.
The latter his "evil loser" and the ones where he uses "tremendous" a lot.

Trump just isn't a good speaker.
That's not bad. Our chancellor can't even hold a good speech when she has it written for her and projected in front of her on a prompter. Impromptu speeches are awful from her.

Does she make them in Arabic?

that's a pained smile user

A cuck calling a cuck a cuck

If you have any questions about the french, just ask what a woman would do in that situation.

He used to be a good speaker imo

amateur hack lacks control of facial features while listening to political opponent speak

Seriously? What the FUCK was his problem?

He won the handshake contest

t. aspie who doesn't know how to make friends

Why does Rajoy look like they grabbed a homeless man off the street and put him in a suit. Jesus Christ, shave that ugly fucking beard.

He's a douche, that's why.

You can how all our leaders despise Trump but they have to let him talk his mind.

This is hilarious.

You know what a cuck gets off to right user?

>prank handshake
Fucking double nigger

>and for chancellor *voicecrack* merklew

lmao

You mean in having smaller hands than Trump?

>trump hits NATO allies over dues payments
pay debnts

They looked like a row of schoolchildren being humiliated at an assembly

trump should have pulled out the codes and nuked him right here

he's a good bantzer, not so great at speeches

>And finally, I would like to announce our decision to nuke NATO. ALLAHU AKBAR!

>0:12
>somebody is signalling he doesn't like what trump says

BRRLUUUUUMPF BTFO

...

God I love Trump. I was pissed about him kissing the Saudis' feet, but man is it good to see him shit on weak European leaders to their faces. He's like "You're weak, you're deadbeats, and you're going to start paying for your defense; oh by the way, these Muslim terrorist attacks are your fault as well, because you slack-jawed faggots won't enforce your borders or use your armies to defend your countries."

Nah the french are definitely snobbish, they have great manners but once you get past the charade theyre cunts.

He gets off on public shame.

Some people enjoy good bantz

second post gud post fampai

Perfect example right here

he's 100% right, my stinky friend

t. american with frnch relatives who come to my fucking country for fun and tell me about how awful it is, someone needs to nullify frances existence for real

Trump is kinda the definition of duche aswell faggot senpai kun

damn he looks like he just molested our president

>schilling cnn videos

dropped, day of rake when, sage, and so on...

this. day of the net when?

Moments like these are worth all the shit Trump has done in his presidency

someone should test that 9/11 memorial for nanothermite

We didnt elect a meme for no reason. We'll do it again too!

He's getting attention.
>I'm such a big deal. Big things are happening globally and I'm a super elite player. I'm so fucking important.

t. fromege

The ironing is rich

He does have a geriatric fetish.

Macron is going to be writing a check to Trump pretty soon.

Years from now you'll look back at Trump's "evil losers" speech as the beginning of the end of radical Islamic terrorism.

is this real?

Hes gay

t. asssblasted french faggot

face it

english have bad food are and ugly
french are arrogant douches who like to surrender

just roll with it

Kek to all the american aspies

Russian threat? Go fuck yourself Trump and stick to eating ice cream and playing golf you fucking moron!

I think it's funny that all world leaders will listen to anybody we put in front of them no matter what. Even a semi retarded pedo. Trump's autism puts the fear of Allah into all those cucks

>talking shit about our based spineless Presidente
You're crossing the line.

Didn't he already bitch slap your prime ministress?

What country is your flag?

We have a cucked banker as PM... so he bitchslapped a bitch - doesn't make him a big man. Let him try and bitch slap Putin. If he does he will end up with a Sarmat missile so far up his ass he won't be able to sit down for a few thousand years...

ameriniggers btfo

It's a bladder infection

I expected better of Trump but he is surrounded by Israeli firsters...

LOL...

Trump is being swallowed by the swamp he surrounded himself in.

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Because he's a shapeshifting scumbag like most globalist figureheads.