Jeb bush spotted at an airport getting his shoes shined

Jeb bush spotted at an airport getting his shoes shined

PLEASE

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I've never gotten a shoe shine before.

I wonder if it's anywhere near as comfy as a good ol' fashioned barbershop straight razor shave.

>shoe shines

That's still a thing? That was *ever* a thing?

yes, they are pretty comfy. if you wear decent leather shoes its nice to get a quick buff and shine to get the scuffs out. sometimes they give you magazines and coffee if the guy is a professional. always tip him at least a dollar too because its usually a grizzled old eastern european man.

Wow, shoe shined by a BLACK man?
Just how racist can republicans be?

Guy in OP's pic definitely seems European

I'd say a German by the looks of it.

Truly the gift that keeps on giving

Christ that's a sad fucker. I mean he was a fucking governor of one of the largest states in the country and he still is the loser of the family. Like at Christmas W and their old man have special mashed potatoes that have a flag in them saying "For Presidents Only", and Jeb has to eat at the kid table alone in the den while they mumble and crack jokes while looking at him and shaking their heads.

He's the only person on this planet that if I saw them I'd burst out laughing in their face and make it more hysterical as time goes on so they feel really uncomfortable/annoyed

Here in Chicago, it's usually a spic or a nigger.

a dying thing, since most men wear flip flops or ugly athletic shoes now.

wtf is JEB! even up to these days?

Airports/sidewalks - Filipino/Indian/Arab

Department Stores - Asians/Slavs

Did you ask for a turtle?

Please shine

That's certainly a possibility, from behind he could be German. I've addressed my preconceptions since my previous statement.
In that case perhaps he's helping stimulate the economy through integrating immigrants into the workforce, and should be commended.
But if he's getting his shoes shined by an African American, he's still racist.

3rd largest*
Cali still number one in pop.

>Shoe shine $5.00
>Boot shine $5.00

Lol, what the fuck is even the point of differentiating between the two when they cost the same shit?

Got a problem wit pluggas mate?

It can be a chinaman, it don't matter!

How, how does a man keep going down? Whats next, a photo of him walking at an empty street at the NY slums?

How did he get up there?

why is the bush family so funny?

>I walk a lonely road the only road I've ever known
>Don't know where it goes, but its only me and I walk alone.

>"one of the largest states in the country"

What is reading comprehension?

My uncle used to shoe shine in an area known for businessmen constantly going in and out and made pretty solid money.

He's one of those genuinely friendly and affable people that you have to be a complete nihilistic edgelord to dislike so he'd made a killing in tips by talking to people, giving them coffee and newspapers, and generally trying to brighten up their day.

Remember guys. Always haggle the shoe shine goy down to tree fitty

He is part of a group that bought the Miami Marlins

Here we have cubans and urugays doing it.

underrated

>one of the largest
>Cali still number one in pop

..ok

By a negro no less.

>niggers
>ever making sense
You should know better desu

HEY SHINEBOX!

Thanks reddit.

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JUST

I was really bummed out when Jeb! dropped out, he was so much fun.

Hey Yeb, why don't you go home and get your fucking shinebox

This thread is now exclusively for the RAREST of Jebs.

Lmao he looks so pissed off. He looks like a washed up desktop computer salesman looking at a bunch of kids using their fancy laptops.

Poor Yeb we miss you :'(

Remember when Jeb had to rebrand as the man to "fix" everything?

Jesus Christ that mexican is REALLY prieto.

Dude, he's probably worth a billion+ dollars. Top 5 most powerful family in the U.S. Don't feel sorry for that dumb fuck

Slow and Shinny, fella.

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WHERE MY JEB HEADS AT??

Absolutely disgusting.

ONLY
THE
R A R E S T

THATS RIGHT NIGGA
SHINE DESE SHOES

>americans cant have a tiny machine like this
>they need a nigger slave

J E B H E A D S

I've met that man in real life.

>not shining your shoes yourself at home

if shoes and boots shine are both $5, then why not have them listed as a single item wtf is this autistic bullshit?

its like having a menu saying

coffee 1$
pie 1$
cake 1$
bread 1$
ham 1$

just fucking put EVERYTHING 1 $ fuck

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> are u not entertained?

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Did the Bogs call Jeb?

>putting your black shoes into the brown polish

Can confirm that both are comfy.

Those bastards, How dare they pay somebody relatively well for the time spent and minimal effort expended shining a pair of shoes?

are the kiddos ok?

Was he as cool in real life as he was in the videos?

>boot and shoe shine the exact same price
>put up a sign anyway

Only at airports like in OP's pic.

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kek

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Some guy came across him walking the streets of Boston by himself at night a few months ago.

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>Hello Mr. President
>Hello Mr. President
>Hey ¡Jeb!

they were brown before he curbstomped the shoe shiner

but his turtles user..

I'd never let anyone shine my shoes. I guess it's because I was raised a poorfag and it feels too bourgeois and decadent. I barely feel comfortable interacting with waiters in ritzy restaurants.

Bring back Jeb! 4 president.

Thanks for reminding me of that one. Had to go back and watch it for a good nostalgic kek

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>Traveling this far and paying money just to get a little respect.

I feel this way too. I know exactly how you feel. I think wealthy people just get use to it and don't even notice peoples humanity anymore.

I feel incredibly uncomfortable when people are serving me in any way. I can't even get massages it just feels too decadent.

>He pays a nigger $5 to rub cheap liquid based shine that dries and cracks his leather

Jesus Christ how did anyone ever think he even had a chance

Please clap

>Californians in charge of reading comprehension

>what is he going to do when he finds out i dont have cash on me?

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Get your shine box!

I just got the joke