>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Awww shit yeah this will be a good pregame for July 4th
Caleb Peterson
Not yet bud. Got a few hours yet
Christian Sanchez
Evening Roberts. Keys checked >Nog eastbound on a bike...he has a warrant
Adam has been busy chasing nogs
Anthony Scott
evening Roberts
Dominic Martinez
Adams are amateurs
Thomas Reyes
I see these threads and always wonder what is the big deal? Obviously you guys like them but why?
Juan Collins
and we had a
>naked male walking in the middle of the street westbound
lel
Nolan Phillips
Just listen and you will understand
Justin Smith
Good evening lads, hope you all are /comfy/
Jeremiah Garcia
Chaos and craziness from a distance. Entertaining to hear a once majestic city fall to ruins each night. Seriously nothing else like it and we are a comfy and friendly bunch.
Only place on threads on Chan where people will wish you a good night before you head off for the evening.
Come stay and listen. Heard up after 11
Angel Diaz
60 and clear tonight. Should be a shooting night. Nice change after a few nights of domesticating.
Connor Sullivan
Dude, it's sheer madness. A shooting every fifteen minutes. The most absurd chimpery that never gets reported. A never ending stream of fights, rapes, shootings, thefts and insanity. It's like listening to a war. Then you add the ambient music behind it, it so fucking epic/cinematic.
Tyler Bennett
CHASE H A S E
Connor Allen
Foot chase?
Alexander Davis
Beans mad about ICE signs being posted by the nogs
whoa. you guys are right. This is crazy. what the hell kind of place is Chicago?
Parker Gonzalez
...
Brayden Foster
Time for another comfy night.
Benjamin Hill
I've gotten to the point where I listen to Robert every night while going to sleep. It's oddly relaxing. I think I'll count the number of shootings tonight.
1 so far. Ha Ha Ha.
Brandon Smith
From earlier: >Accidental death in the concrete mixing plant >She was trying to drown herself in the tub during a video chat. Not the first attempt. >Teens are putting gas masks on. Not sure what they're up to. >Man wearing a Superman shirt harassing a motorist
Holy shit, I can't think of a better way to destroy the liberal rainbow coalition than to post a bunch of fake signs telling niggers that they can get gibs me dat for reporting illegal beanz. Fucking brilliant.
Are you the user that gives us the updates every night? May be mixing up my flags.
Xavier Jackson
Having worked in a jail can confirm that spics and nigs hate each other with a fiery passion
Liam Sanders
Before I was redpilled I used to have black friends and always saw this weird animosity come out between my Mexican friends and Black friends.
Ian Clark
Did I hear Male Black hiding in the refrigerator?
Connor Hill
he was scared off by the daughter and ran into the yard
Gabriel Adams
Nigs raiding fridges
Liam Wood
Back when I was in highschool there was an indecent where a group of niggers cornered a 14 year old pregnant spic girl and kicked her in the stomach until the little bean was dead. That was the day I realized we aren't all equal.
Brody Perry
the baby stroller was what?
Luis Martinez
yep, I thought it was bingo card worthy
Male black vs Hispanic
Sebastian Hall
That's fucked up.
Jonathan Wood
Do we have memorial day weekend cards left over from last year?
Alexander Martinez
Lots of unchecked keys tonight.
Charles Rivera
The fucked up part is that I lived in an all white and Asian neighborhood with almost no crime but thanks to the liberals I had to have murderous niggers bused in from a ghetto 30 minuets away.
John Bell
Si
Carson Jenkins
Busing was the worst idea ever.
Connor Scott
integration was a mistake
Gabriel Jackson
I wonder if Memorial Day Weekend is going to have a huge body count?
Brandon Torres
whats the weather look like this weekend?
Aiden Sanders
fri and sunday rain but we should get some good stuff on sat will be nice
I have to respectfully disagree. At least when it comes to schooling. Every child deserves a quality education regardless of skin color. How else can we expect a change in additude and behavior if we set up kids to fail?
Let them fail on their own but at least give them the chance to succeed.
Asher Cox
...what fucking delusional reality are you living in? They had their own schools before the nigger hordes descended on us.
Nicholas Sanchez
Integration may not be the way to fix it though.
Justin Lopez
Yeah I addressed that in my second comment. Misread the comment and have had a long day. My mistake.
Wyatt Lopez
>they just came from church. You can slow it down
Ryan Sullivan
This is just a reminder, International Mr. Leather is taking place at the Congress Hotel and surrounding in the South Loop area, District 1, Zone 4 with events in Boystown, District 19, Zone 2. Their parties can get insane as the fags tear shit up. Keep an ear out.
Leo Morgan
>Let them fail on their own but at least give them the chance to succeed. The problem isn't that blacks get a higher quality education, the problem is that they are the lowest common denominator by all metrics and they drag down the quality of our garbage education system to their level. Its not their fault its the fault of a system that only cares about those that are on the brink of dropping out and not those who stand to truly excel.
Levi Ramirez
Shots fired. AH AH AH
William Barnes
I think I better make sure I have enough food and water for this. thanks for the video.
Eli Young
>Every child deserves a quality education regardless of skin color. Can be hard for Male White to get quality education if Male Black is in the classroom. Reality is racist, violent and offensive.
I think we're up to six or seven shootings in the last hour.
Chase Walker
They're doing "oustide simulations". Expect some happening in Chicago.
Kayden Harris
this needs to be memed 100%
Kevin Scott
>tfw I open Sup Forums and /cpd/ is on page 1 delicious.
Good evening, Roberts.
Levi Barnes
it is fucking awesome fucker that made that for me is the man
Jace Jackson
Kek. You're welcome, m8. I always try to oblige the memes our comfy little thread comes up with.
Brody Johnson
Baby momma yelling for help. Grandma reporting
Lincoln King
Checking my keys what's up Roberts? /comfy/ weather in the Midwest tonight. Juuuust warm enough to have some happenings, I think. Had a hangover and worked 10 hours all damn day. It's time for a hangover beverage. Bumping because this bread needs it.
I wonder how many undercover brothers are getting their thug-ass prostates massaged on the DL by the visiting bear party this weekend.
>Caller says that a male is ...sssstripping his clothes off on the bus... >... >...no bus number.
Sebastian Green
Wow, if you drink every time they say "black male" you might die of alcohol poisoning. The guy stripping his clothes off on the cta bus, and another guy outside waving a gun around, on 47th street, and the other guy that stole the purse and ran all in a matter of 2 minutes.
The twist: It's all one nigga! MALE BLACK! He can't keep getting away with it!!
Jordan Johnson
I think we've made it more 20 minutes without a shooting. Impressive for a week day Chicago.
Nathaniel Roberts
Awesome. I applaud him. The media is a disgrace. They are embarrassing this entire country on a global scale. Cocksucking muck raker got what he deserved.
Asher Fisher
Any Chicagofags here? What is like living there? Are white people there redpilled or cucked beyond all repair?
Bentley Mitchell
the new way to win elections is to body slam a reporter
Elijah Flores
Been toying with a concept.
Real Robert Hours approaching.
Lucas Richardson
I hope he wins, and gives his first post victory interview to that reporter. Then, conduct an entirely violence-free interview. >After wrapping up the interview he should belly-to back suplex the faggot through a table
Nolan Mitchell
Interesting. It's like a baseball card.
Cooper King
real Roberts hours incoming
Sebastian Harris
Well, it depends on the neighborhood and age. I grew up with gunshots as my lullaby, my father taught me to shoot and field strip handguns as a young teenager. Hell, you can almost say I'm blackpilled. A lot of the hipster generation, "Their just disenfranchised, poor, they need help." Bullshit. You have black men and women, and you have dindus. I learned the difference. Most haven't.
Juan Sullivan
Woman refusing ems.. got cut with a sword...
Ethan Sullivan
Praise Kek, and bring on the blood.
>Large sinkhole just took out three cars
>CALLER SAYS HER ARM WAS CUT WITH A SWORD THE SWORDSMAN IS BACK!!
Alexander Reed
Some nigg got cut with a sword kek
Easton Campbell
Frame design of this one is based on the 1972 baseball cards. It'd be a cool way to document Robert's adventures.
Noah Long
Shocker the spics are on the loose
Isaac Gomez
sounds like reddit
>sup, my pedes!!!
Matthew Morgan
Ahaha oh man that cracked me up. I want fucking camera footage of that. I might even fap to it.
Charles King
Getting comfy
Jordan Martinez
Where's namefag Robert to take pics of the sinkhole?
