What are your thoughts on little people?

What are your thoughts on little people?

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they're below me

My dad and his mates use to cunt punt them in their young days.

I've always desired to be one.
Not even joking, I wish I had dwarfism and was a midget, you know, a little fella.

I have no problems with them, but it would be nearly impossible to not burst out laughing to see that in a courtroom.

You never met your father, don't lie you petrol huffing emu gimp.

If they can reach the top shelf, I won't consider it a disability. If they're short because they lost their height in the war, I can't blame them for their disability.
>if they want me to treat them different because of their height, they can go straight to hell. They're closer to that place anyways

>started singing 'hi ho'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

They got no reason to live.

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Sued for what? Being a big fat meanie?

Hope their clothes are cheaper.

She's quite attractive. Be a pity she's bound to have that weird chunky butt and thigh combination that's utter boner kill

I can only assume she was laughed at by a nigger, at least decent folk would wait till she was out of earshot.

also where is the porn

I want to fuck one, it's the closest I could legally get to fucking a child. Though dwarves have weird proportions so it'd be weird.

They got little hands n little feet.

>started singing Hi Ho
How the fuck can she sue someone for that anyway? Oh wait I almost forgot what era I'm living in.

Royalty used to buy up dwarves and giants and breed them to have stables of dwarves and giants because they're cool. Peter the Great had a load of dwarves he bought from all over and he dressed them up in funny outfits and held dwarf weddings and everyone had a great laugh.
They buy kids clothes, the really small ones.

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All people deserve to be treated as decent human beings, no matter if they are little or their hands are little.

Considering how hard nature fucked them over you never hear a group of midgets complaining about muh social justice. Poor little fuckers have to walk around at ass height and die young so I actually feel bad for them.

What's a good slur to call them?

>Laughing at a (((lawyer)))

They should really know better.

Are you telling me they have a short lifespan?

>you never hear a group of midgets complaining about muh social justice
They literally equate the word midget with nigger. I'm not defending niggers but it's nowhere near the same thing. Only reason you don't hear a lot out of them is because marxists don't consider them very useful. They'd be just as loud as any other group if given the opportunity.

>Royalty used to buy up dwarves and giants and breed them to have stables of dwarves and giants because they're cool. Peter the Great had a load of dwarves he bought from all over and he dressed them up in funny outfits and held dwarf weddings and everyone had a great laugh.

Frederick William II, Frederick the Great's father, sent agents all over Europe to find 7 foot+ tall men to fill up his special regiment of super tall grenadiers. The regiment was known as the Potsdam Giants. His agents would use any means to coerce reluctant recruits.

He also liked to dance with his grenadiers.

degenerate, complete degenerate. no "little people" should be in a place of authority, they are literally a human error and should not be taken seriously, just like autistic people, what's wrong with this logic?

That's bullshit, midhet is the accepted term, they don't like "little person" or whatever, it's stupid and condescending. It's midget or the medical term dwarf.

Its just a birth defect, and a pretty non-limiting one at that. They're not a detriment to society, and they maintain normally functioning brains. So I don't care, they're just people.

Acceptable, should be standard. They would be a possitive part of my eugenics program if you could make sure it was a stable form.

- Perfect for space travel.
- Minimize waste increase resources
- Has all of the important features
- Tighter frame means less potential to get limbs caught on shit

Is this New Zealand or Australia?

>Silke Schoenfleisch-Backofen

her name is bigger than she is

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2085184/Silke-Schoenfleisch-Backofen-3ft-8in-lawyer-sues-witness-laughed-sang-Hi-Ho.html

Can any anons confirm her names translates too "Prettymeat-bakingoven?"

Your whole post is fucked. They've been whining about midget at least since the 90's demanding to be referred to as little people. They even consider dwarf offensive now. Just because you and I think it's retarded doesn't mean they do.

more like a small (kek) minority bitches about while the rest dont give a shit. You know like every other moral crusade to change offensive language

>Backofen
Oh come on, that's too good. She can even fit in a household oven.

All i know is there is a suicide girl called jemma that i would fucking rek. It would be the culmination of my life, would impregnate over and over.

i trust em about as far as i can throw em

so yeah most of my friends are midgets

>hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go

id fuck the midget

They'd be way cooler if they all grew beards, lived underground, and worked as miners and blacksmiths. I would be unironically okay with this.

I want to fuck a qt3.14 shortstack.

i like the attractive ones

I like it. It's the sausage fingers, five head and bingo wings I dislike.

T. Midget fetish.

>shortstacks are being fetishized more lately

>halfling titcow

I would

confirmed

What's a little person? oh you mean a midget. Did you forget you were on pol. Go back to plebbit faggot.

I want to wife a petite 5 foot qt

This. Lawyer is the chaddest of archetypes. For a law goblin to suddenly waddle out would be hilarious.

She gets a lot of dick though. Tall successful guys often have secret things for short little thicklets. Don't ask.

how does one get that name

Small hands make your cock look huge

They're called shortstacks

People with dwarfism usually don't live past 40.

Is it because they can't get a real woman?

underrated post

Little people are great and have done nothing wrong

dude that would make a good movie

I like the tiny women pornstars who make cocks look extra huge

a few hundret years ago lots of them were hired as miners.

pretty sure this is where the idea of Dwarfs ,like the ones from Lord of Rings, came from.

jason statham is ripped now

goddamn

>- Perfect for space travel.

Do you support colonizing mars with only dwarfs?

Tolkein based his on old Norse Dark Elves.

hilarious and tragic at the same time

This really needs more (You)s

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I think they're mythological beings from European folklore.

Midgets and dwarves are just freaks. Fuck 'em.

Winrar

She has a cute face.
I'd let her blow me.

If there's one thing a German knows, it's ovens.

just so were clear were talking about guys 5.11 and under right?

I'm 5'6 and I have no problem with women and fuck regularly, how about you?

should do what China does with their little people.
as in send them to live in their own village so they can have their own community
i wonder if they actually live in those silly little houses are it's all for show

>That fucking deformed midget
>I laugh while I srlsy imagine impaling her body with my cock
>But I'm also insane btw

Umm he took tall people and made them part of his elite guard, had nothing to do with small people.

idk
it's a double name though.
maybe her birth name was Schönfleisch and she married a Backofen.

Don't get the joke explain please

T retard

No. You get hit on all your life by Stacey. The alternative girls are strangely silent.

I'll throw another (you) your way.

I mean they're legal, so that's a definite plus.

Generally a little on the chunky side for my tastes though.

well thats strange, innit?

i thought oppai loli was a myth

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Going to go watch Midget Wrestling next month.

amusing at best.

Kickables.

I was expecting this thread to come up short, but it seems that may have been too tall an order

This pleases the kekosaur!

I just call them Hobbits and make LotR jokes.

My 8 year old is 4'9"

Jesus these people are tiny

randy newman you old fucks

I'd say Pluto, because it's like if they were a planet

my 14 year old brother is like 5'8

>What are your thoughts on little people?

My fuckin sides

4u

Don't you think that's a little bit mean? Just a little?

funny that a chinklet is the one saying that.

Abort them, or force them to dress in medieval costume and grow Gimli beards.

FPBP