How do you fuck up a GE election campaign this badly when you literally can't lose...

How do you fuck up a GE election campaign this badly when you literally can't lose? At this point I hope she gets shitcanned and the UK turns into the next Venezuela for a giggle at this point.

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Its like nobody wants to win

Thanks for the flag, fgt

>Gets told she can't lose
>Takes it literally
>Unveils her and her parties evil scheme
>People actually now considering communism thats how bad her parties plans are.

How do they go from brexit 2016 to communism 2017. HOW?

If Britain doesn't vote in UKIP, they are mere cucks no better than French in the eyes of me

I don't care who wins as long as not Corbyn.

It really will be like Venezuela

Agreed, but we need Nigel back

Vote UKIP or get rekt, it is up to you.

Anyone who votes for Theresa May is a fucking idiot. She thought the people of Britain were so stupid that she could openly tell them she'll sell off the whole country to globalists and effeminate nuveau riche arseholes. Corbyn is the candidate that actually offers a real programme. Plus he'll actually shake up the establishment in real terms. Corbyn's also always been pro-Brexit and will push through a Brexit that actually empowers the British people rather than May's Brexit which will only empower American corporations. If anything vote UKIP over the tories. At leas they say what they mean. But if you vote tories you're literally the archetypal cuck. A vote for the conservatives is simply a lie told to yourself

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canada is on point today

UKIP will never get into power with Farage.

Want to know a worrying fact? Since the Manchester bombing, UKIP has gone DOWN in the polls, with Labour going UP.

How fucked up is that?

May offers me nothing.

Yeah, I'll feel so empowered once this socialist shithole finally falls over the edge into totalitarian communism.

I think they are under the impression labor are so fucking awful they can push their pet projects and still win.

They aren't wrong sadly.

With the current FPTP system, you'll essentially be throwing your vote away by voting UKIP as there isn't a single county which has them remotely in the race to gaining a seat.

I'd say you're better off voting Labour or Conservative, but both a really shit options.

They're running the same campaign they tried to run for remain. No arguments, no substance, just oblivious sounding emotionally potent oversimplification.

Coalition of chaos!!!!! Strong and stable!!!

Corbyn is much more of social authoritarian lefty than a socialist economics lefty.

UKIP is a waste of a vote right now. All it does is help Labour.

can anyone give me an update? what's she done wrong?

>Voting for Jeremy "Open Borders" Corbyn
Wow get the fuck off this board you absolute retard.

UKIP are not even fielding enough MPs to get into power. There are only two real choices in town, it's a case of pick your poison.

Jokes on you there will be too many Jihadis for it to be like Venezuela BTFO

both of the big 2 parties are establishment cuck parties, it's literally choosing cancer vs cancer. i don't understand how brits managed to get brexit but when it comes to everything else they're pathetic cucks.

You shouldn't believe everything you read on Sup Forums. Did you know that Corbyn, like most on the actual left wing, is rather anti-EU for example? He has no problem with border control.

She is going to win, stop making shit up. Sup Forums made me fucking crazy last election and I'm not falling for that again.

I've already mentioned it, but just look at this fucking image.

>Terrorist bombing happens
>4% increase to Labour votes in polls
>People feel the need to vote for a party which INCREASES IMMIGRATION

Nuke the UK right. fucking. now.

what are you doing in uganda

old people run the country (and most voters are old) and May went and pissed off a whole bunch of old people with her proposed plans for cuts to social care.

She will probably win, but stranger things have happened than Corbyn getting it. He's the left wing Trump in many ways.

More importantly perhaps, the old people are the ones that turn up to vote.

He wants to make Britain non-white. That's enough of a disqualifier for me.

helping the people in need

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour?

Secretly she wants Labour to win so were forced back into the EU.

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but labour leader also voted for Brexit, (while May didn't), and one of the prime arguements for Brexit was immigration.

>He's the left wing Trump
He is insane, no one will fall for it. A more akin comparison is that he is Bernie.

Majority of old Tory voters are Tory voters for life. They don't give a shit what the policies are, as long as they stick it to Labour.

That's why Labour wants to reduce the voting age to 16. The younger people get, the more likely they are to be brainwashed by the new leftist ideologies and have only experienced being coddled by the State. It's pretty much guaranteed Labour voters at that age.

May has fucked herself by her death tax and austerity shit. You're proposing immigration is the only problem here. No point living in the country if immigration is cut but we're still ruled by the establishment.

May isn't Trump. She's only for the rich. We need someone for the people and who will also end the mass exodus from the East.

Just remember, when May wins, your benefits get cut and you won't be able to afford tendies anymore. Stop pretending that that old fucking hag is a saviour. At this point, I hope old Corbyn wins just to piss you fags off.

I'm dumbfounded she had any serious support.

She's straight up garbage of the worst kind. She was awful in her cabinet role and awful as leader.

She's in the job because of the real candidates being fucking cowards.

The fact that she can't lose comes down to people wanting to Brexit (which she'll probably sabotage anyway, just not as bad as the oppo) and the fact that Labour are legitimately not fit in the most basic sense to run a country. I even like the old commie fuck Corbyn too.

This, Corbyn has been vocally Anti-EU in the past but played the remain card for the sake of the party.

I boggles my noggin how people think May is the best choice right now. Her campaign has been an absolute trainwreck backed up by batshit policies seemingly designed to lose votes

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People actually considering voting for communists-in-disguise. The absolute state of UK politics...

Imagine if Labour actually got in power, you'd have Diane "Marxist Mathematics" Abbott in charge of:
The entire police force
MI5
Counter-Terrorism
Immigration

Think about that for a second.

He's a pussy just like Johnson.

He's rather sensible if you actually listen to what he says rather than the Daily Mail headlines about him.

>it's brainwashing
is a dumb argument for when you can't explain why your side is losing.

Corbyn will win easily.

You'll see this is grand strategy to make brexit go away and make it seem like people voted for it.

May is going to throw the election and hand liberals the government to stop Brexit.

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The shilling is uncontrollable today.

She thinks she's so far in the lead she can fuck over her voters and still win. It's a gamble.

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UKIP is finished. Nigel is gone. So we can either choose between comrade Corbyn or the old evil hag May who can barely walk like Hitlery.

UK is fucked either way. There is no red pill here. Only the black pill.

May doesn't care about the terrorists either. She only increased security around the House of Parliament to protect her old saggy ass.

Corbyn is pro-brexit. Again, don't listen to Sup Forums about left wing politicians as people just make shit up about them here.

Stop hiding things from me,

>all these USHIT and Tory shills LMAO

Spoil your ballots retards

>Corbyn

Fronts the Labour Party who are literally incapable and unfit to govern.

>Brexit

Read th manifesto. Corbyn can think what he wants, but he's still stuck with a party that hates him.

>He's rather sensible
nope, not falling for the communism meme. Anyways, wouldn't you know about how his memes play out, since you are Polish...?

Doesn't matter one iota where he stands. His party is remainers and he will ride that cock to political brownie town.

The most depressing fact of the year thus far.

>wow. Labour are so wretchedly awful we can literally shit into the mouths of the populace and win a majority

It's like they're announcing policies out of spite.

Maybe

Not always

There's a split in the Conservative party too, which is why this election is happening in the first place.

Do you think he's actually a communist? Don't just believe me, go read his policies and you'll be surprised how much bullshit there is on Sup Forums about him.

His PARTY does however

Conservatives had ONE JOB - Best Brexit possible. Instead we got authoritarian internet, fox hunting, dementia taxes...Some fucktard in the party thought that the support for the Tories was based on support for all policies, not just Brexit.

If we get cucked with Corbyn, I will lose my mind.
>We will stay in the EU with no more opt-outs and more onerous obligations; worse than when we started
>Euro by the end of 2018
>Refugees galore
>Rapes, terror, crime up
>Taxes and borrowing to cripple the country

So are most of the Tories if you want to argue it by what the parties want as a whole.

when and why did all the paki's, poo's, cypriots, ghanahian, jamaican and whatnot immigrate to the UK?

But usually. I heard so much fucking nonsense about left wing politicians on this board.

Nice implications that I'm voting for Conservatives when there was nowhere I implied I was doing so in my post.

Conservatives broke too many promises in David Cameron's government to make me think about voting for them now, and I actually liked that guy. May has all of the charisma of a wet paper towel.

Labour has a few decent policies (Education) which might actually get implemented, but I can't simply ignore their beyond retarded stances on all the things that matter to me: Immigration, Social Issues and The Economy.

I'll probably vote UKIP even though it will only be a defiance vote as I know they will never get into power.

May is a piece of globalist shit who hates the idea of Brexit and what it stands for. I would vote Labor if they kept their word on Brexit and immigration over that old spinster cunt any day of the week. Better a commie than a cuck.

This.

People actually believe she's a weapon against liberal bullshit and immigrants. She called Islam a great faith. She is supportive of immigration. She never wanted Brexit or have fags forgotten that? Labour and Conservatives are two sides of the same ass cheek.

There is no Trump here. Only the black pill.

There's always a shit-ton of nonsense, user.
It's your choice whether you engage or ignore it.

Labour are more likely to oppose immigration at this point. UKIP is only going to waste your vote.

That's breddy fucked up, bong.

Serious question

Why was May so retarded enough to reveal her plans to axe social care? Why did she formulate these plans in the first place when it is already well established that old people vote the most?

Are politicians actually this tactically stupid or are they playing some game or do they so sincerely believe in their policies they go through with it anyway?

Someone explain.

Centre left are usually pro-immigration, Corbyn tier left starts to oppose immigration. This is something Sup Forums always seems to overlook.

Corbyn is a traitor to the European race.
If you vote for this faggot, the blood of the South African farmers is on YOUR hands.

I long for that grill's ass, how can I make this happen? Who to vote for lads?
I have been planning on voting for May, because I'm not a fucking idiot, but now I'm having second thoughts. She's closing the gap between who is worse; the Tories or Labour.

And I can't vote UKIP like my heart desires because it'll just help the cult of Corbyn wiggle in.

Just had a peek at the polls
What happened? How did labour gain like 5points that quickly?

UKIP is done, their voters have switched to conservatives because Brexit happened, so UKIP doesn't really have a purpose now (plus Farage is no longer involved). That's why conservatives have such a strong advantage in the polls.

>Labour are more likely to oppose immigration at this point.
LOL nope. They won't even say that a cap to immigration even exists. If we get labour, we are going to start taking 'refugees' by the truckload. Don't worry, Labour will tax, borrow, and spend to take care of their new pets who will rape, commit terror, and generally be a net drain on society.

But the Conservatives want authoritarian internet control, and retarded policies that just alienate wider people.

The most I can hope for now is a meteorite to wipe out humanity.

>Be 16
>Have most likely not experienced hardship in your life.
>Have everything handed to you through the state through benefits and grants.
>Live in the most technologically advanced time in history in a country which is one of the richest in the world.
>Most of your teachers are on the liberal side of the spectrum teaching communist ideologies.

Tell me, would you vote for Conservatives, the guys who only care about the rich and might take away some of your precious benefits and aren't as left leaning as you'd like, or will you vote Labour, the guys who want to give you MORE benefits and 100% align with the liberal communist ideologies that have been hammered into your head since you could understand human speech?

Yeah, that's what I thought faggot.

Agree with everything you said. May grew too confident and thought she could push through things that were not politically expedient because Labour is a mess. That seems to have backfired.

If we elect Corbyn and cancel Brexit, I'm moving to America and never coming back.

I don't think she wants to PM if you ask me. Brexit and Trump is a big fucking headache. let that commie faggot Corbyn captain HMS UK

They're absolutely not stupid. They know exactly what they're doing. Conservatives want to be able to fuck people over, but refrain from doing so because people won't vote for them. They think however that their lead is enough to get away with some moderate fucking.

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Conservatives want more immigration because they want more workers. If they get into power, we'll hard brexit, and take people from India and Pakistan. If Labour win, softer brexit, more European immigrants, and more of a chance for future border control. Pick which you want.

Again, Corbyn will not cancel brexit. He personally supports it.

>still supporting may

shes literally going to make the internet her #1 anti-terror priority aka an excuse for even more monitoring

I know that guy

youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM

I've seen this picture so many times, always with the same filename.

What retarded commie plebbit are you from?

>and more of a chance for future border control.
>labour
No?

How are you going to stop attacks without monitoring people? This board is so fucking dumb.

And of course there are things like this, yes, police state will grow considerably under the Tories (for your 'protection' of course)

>Are politicians actually this tactically stupid or are they playing some game or do they so sincerely believe in their policies they go through with it anyway?
I think CCHQ say the near 50% polls and thought "Shit, we have this in the bag" and thought they could slip in some of the more heinous stuff.

They misjudged their support, which is predicated SOLELY on Brexit. But that's not enough to counter balance some of the worst excess of Tory policies and many traditional white, working class voters (who've hitherto given the Tories the boost) will either not vote or return to Labour.

In short, unless the Conservatives come out and make everything about Brexit, they will diminish their control and may even lose it.

TL;DR- The Labour rout that was the council elections made the Tories mad with power and they fucked up their lead by misinterpreting what the support is for.

Corbyn opposes the EU and will try to steer his party in that direction.

She literally had to do nothing. Just have the most generic plans, generic answers and the double digit lead would give her the win. Instead she went full retard with the most unlikable policies ever.
>bring back fox hunting
>fuck the disabled
>fuck the elderly
Those are pretty much the only targets a politician needs to avoid and she went for all of them.

Corbyn said recently that one of the main causes is our involvement in foreign wars, which is spot on.

Corbyn won't be elected. He'll just do better in terms of vote share. The conservatives are guaranteed to win due to their brexit support but labour will do well percentage wise as the 48% will back them and for their support in public expenditure.

All in all, this country is finished. I also hate USHIT. I agree with hitchens analysis of them.

bullshit, nobody plans terror attacks on the internet, its just a pretext to kill free speech and filesharing

its all done at the local mosques, and islamic 'community' centers, which may will do absolutely nothing about

Except the attack happened while the conservatives are in power and his family moved in the UK under the conservatives, and somehow that's labour's fault.

The main cause is all the muslims.

Corbyn opposes the EU's economic policy (largely free trade), but supports its social policies

I don't think brexit is as popular amongst the general population as here on Sup Forums. The tories need to tone down their policies of letting the rich and powerful fuck everyone over for best effects.

fuck off shitskin