America doesn't exist

America doesn't exist. The entire continent doesn't exist. In that location, there is actually just Pacific Ocean.

>B-but Columbus/Vikings landed there
Uhm, no sweety, that would be East India. Do you think he called the place India for nothing? It's a jewish lie that he made a mistake. Mistake he made none. Columbus landed in Sri Lanka, in a place where Batticaloa was founded. People he met there were Sri Lankan native tribes.

>B-but muh independence war
Uhm, no sweety, that would be antiestablishmentarianist forces that situated in various location in UK to protest high tax rates. They called themselves americans in honour to an Italian Amerigo Vespucci who was a secret philanthropist for their cause. The italian was angry at the brits for seizing his secret assets located in Scotland. Needless to say, the war was successful, huge parts of Great Britain seceded to create an autonomous region that was independent from the Anglosphere, hence, the United States of America. In history, period we know as Wild West was when these "americans" aka anti-monarchist brits invaded huge chunks of France, Ireland, Spain and Northern Africa to gain more territory free from monarchies of Europe. The french supported this independence because they were happy to give territory in expense of BTFO'ing the british. Just THINK about it, why do all americans speak english? BECAUSE their first territories sprung up there, and the rest was conquered by the former brits.

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B-but muh second world war
Did it happened on American soil even once? No, it never did. Why do you think Hitler didn't get to UK and huge parts of France? It was american forces who stopped his attempts to reach american mainland. They were eager to join the war for that sole reason. Needless to say, germans lost the war and were made to pay for ever wanting to conquer these anti-monarchist forces since they never wanted to live under the rule more strict than was UK's one once. They were convinced anti-statists for that matter, and Hitler's rule was one of authoritarian dictatorship. Also, ever think why Hitler was anti-semitic? He knew about the grand theory and this angered him so much he wanted to conquer this land to prove that america never existed on a separate continent. Ever wondered why the entire world united against him and why he is so villified these days? Because HE WAS THE ONLY MAN who could have exposed the jewish conspiracy about america. He attacked especially France and UK once america was declared war upon, not the """imaginable continent""" that others would have.

>B-but the pictures, movies and songs
Various cities and rural areas situated in british isles, in west of France, west of Spain and territories where we believe to be a country of Morocco (which is a made-up country to cover up the extent american territories). Hollywood itself is actually situated in Israel, there is a vast plot conducted by MOSSAD that started long time ago to paint america as a land situated on a separate continent in the modern media communications to further reinforce this hoax and deceive enemies from attacking locations that don't exist.

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>B-but Southern America
Very great hoax. We are talking about certain parts of Spain here. Why do they speak spanish, every single of them? Is that a coincidence? In fact, they are the so-called Deep South (because they are in southern europe, dummy). Their very distinct look developed from interbreeding with northern-african moorish tribes, which they long used as slaves. Drug cartels are actually remnants of the great civil war that hold grievance for never successfully seceding from the rest of america, so they spread degeneracy, crime and drug use to make these areas ungovernable for USA. We call these lands by the names of Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Argentina etc. but in fact they are actually just partly autonomous provinces within USA.

>B-but Canada
Parts situated in what we refer to as Scotland. It's actually not such big land we make it out to be. Quebec for example is completely separate territory located in the west of France. Why do you think they all speak french in Quebec?

>B-but native americans
Basques. Peoples from a part of Spain that used to once inhabit huge chunk of Europe. Look up Vasconic substratum theory: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasconic_substratum_theory

>B-but satellite images
They are all faked by the organization called NASA that was created by Israeli agency MOSSAD to cover up the true location of america, in order to deceive the potential enemies, especially nuclear-warhead owning countries on true location of america so if they were to ever nuke america, their nukes would land safely in the middle of the pacific ocean.

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>B-but geographical proof
There never was any. Go on a trip with a plane, and what the plane is instructed to do is to circle a bit around Pacific Ocean to make it look like you reached a new continent, while actually you are making big, long circles until you finally land what is sometimes a mere 500km away from where the flight departed. If you were to ever attempt to cross the border by foot, you wouldn't be able to, because over time the americans have managed to construct artificial natural walls that are VERY elaborate and make you look like you are facing the sea, but what actually is just a very big river. The currents of that artificially constructed big river are propelled by very strange natural occurrances that make it so that you cannot actually swim across - the currents are too strong. Any ship used to sail across that big river will be asked to NEVER cross, or else they risk being sank down by huge mortars and batteries facing the european countries. ONLY WAY to reach america is via plane that circles across the Pacific, via ships (in older times) that were brought to circle around the pacific too. ONLY the top leaders of the world who are briefed on the conspirace are allowed direct access into America without circling around in Pacific, using a complex system of tunnels that start from the basements in various government-owned military bases and end in military bases on american mainland.

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That's it. There is NO AMERICAN CONTINENT. IT DOESN'T EXIST. SPREAD THE FINAL REDPILL. EXPOSE THE JEWISH LIES!

Stop larping like a faggot you mixed breed abortion.

You don't exist. Go away evil spirit.

Shut up you jew liar! We goys know now that usa is fake. You cant lie to us anymore!

Bump. These lies need to be exposed!

Man you fucked up a time of your life writing this gay bullshit kike

This is the redpill that people are not willing to swallow. I'm too hardcore for them.

Finland needs to be invaded by fake US troops, and maybe bombed with fake bombs.

Maybe even launch a fake nuke.

I wouldn't be too worried about "you".

So do I live somewhere else or am I a Jew employee? If I am, I want a fucking paycheck already.

>replying to people who do not exist
Just like the voices.

These voices who talk to me have never been wrong so far.

Employee, you're being fooled to do free work.

You germans have been so brainwashed after ww2 that you actually still believe that Usa is not a hoax. lmao.

Actually I'm russian

so your telling me millions of people are living in Europe/idfk and they dont know it?
fuck off shill

are they actually teaching this to you guys in finland? or is this more spurdo autism?

>work

haha, no

In every civilized country this truth is taught at schools. Do some research.

I've seen this shitty theory around a bit the last few days. I'm going to discredit it the same way I discredit flat earthers: if you really, truly believe the entire world is either wrong or lying to you, spend a year of your life getting a pilot's license and attempt to fly to these regions you say don't exist. Keep radio contact with the ground at all times so you can feel safe that 'muh Zionist overlords won't shoot me down for trying to expose them' and then once you reach the land you purport doesn't exist, you can then kill yourself as you realize what a faggot you are

I'm trying to expose the lies people are taught, swallow the redpill and accept it. America. doesn't. exist.
Now, repeat after me.
America.
Doesn't.
Exist.

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Entertaining

Oy vey de goyim know.

It's taught in Bulgaria, too.

>implying the americans won't hijack your mind with mind rays and make you think you're flying over "America"

America doesn't exist, but the FUCKING LEAFs exist.

Wow so... like I don't exist or.. like am I um... european and stuff?! WE WUZ EUROPEAN AN SHIEET.

Are you one of those college students

Then where the fuck do I actually live?

>B-but Canada
Parts situated in what we refer to as Scotland. It's actually not such big land we make it out to be. Quebec for example is completely separate territory located in the west of France. Why do you think they all speak french in Quebec?

>Uhm, no sweety,

Kek have you gone full retard? Either way, that be 5cents. I now have $1.10 thanks! ;)

america, it exists, now stop shitting up Sup Forums

>You're an ai made to fool real hooman beings
You're mentally ill.

How are you going to prove that u jewish shill.

In a simulation. You're in a fleet of submerged submarines located near the Mariana Trench. Every "American" you know is located on one of these submarines.
But then you're going to ask how traveling abroad is possible - hint - it involves "switching". Do you know how most people tend to sleep on airplanes? This is when the "switch" has. You're transferred from a virtual plane to a real plane, and you never even realize it.

occam's razor cunt, I could tell you that a teapot is currently in the middle of the ocean

Define "middle of the ocean".

Guys I'm getting really fucking tired right now. My eyes are so heavy. Anyone want to curl up under the covers and get some comfy sleep? Nothing to see in this thread worth staying up for. Just silly conspiracies.

So 300 million people are under the ocean? That seems likely. Not.

Op is right USA is just a Jewish conspiracy.

"300 million"

I think you are right, we don't exist. You hear that mudslimes? We don't exist. Stay in Europe.

Nah OP just went full retard.

>if you took all the world's population (7,2 milliard) and dumped them into the Grand Canyon they wouldn't fill a fraction of it.
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2617559/Fascinating-image-depicts-look-like-7-2-billion-population-dumped-Grand-Canyon.html
300 millions are nothing.

America doesn't exist, I see the light now, thank you finland, I will be moving to your country shortly, as I am now floating in the middle of the pacific ocean.
heh, in america we're taught your country doesn't exist as well, well we aren't taught about your country at all but same thing really.

Even if I'm not real, the cringe definitely is.

>Leaf telling a OP this is cring

wew rare intelligent leaf I see.

I met american in real life. It was so obvious he wasn't a real person. He just kept repeating "Awesome" "Cool" no matter what you said to him. Jews need to update their american AI if they want to keep the conspiracy going.

Similar. They also mention "God", "Jesus" and other biblical stuff at least once in a sentence. It's an odd feeling, this.

Just keep telling yourself that while the world laughs at you.

Someone who doesn't exist laughing at me is irrelevant.

I can confirm all of what op said.

Well done Finns, you cracked the mystery.

USA is a Hollywood meme

Same thing, i think the "american" i met glitched out. It started randomly chanting USA USA and talking about Israel our greatest ally. Creepy stuff.

This is 100% true. I'm sitting in Tel Aviv right now, just had some excellent shakshouka.

Nice try Leibowitz go back to making cartoons.

Yeah see his posting from Tel Aviv and it shows flag of the Usa. ((coincidence))?

If you are going to shill by trying to use "our tactics" against as a way to "expose our hypocritical lunacy" in the manner you are attempting, it would help if it was actually done well.

Go back to drawing board and try again.

>X doesn't exist
The kike's favorite trick out of the ol kosher playbook.

Oy ve.... i mean voi ei. I feel so sleepy. I think it's time to go to sleep. Remember that Usa is a lie.

good thread

We need more like this
10/10 for dedication to the person who did this

DAS RITE ONLY CANADA EXISTS OVER THERE

omg Finnbro has taken the final redpill

are you really so autistic as to believe he was actually serious?
please leave and never return

sweetieposting should be bannable.

If only it was true

Quality shitpost