Be me

>be me
>be russian
>always eat the bread with the sausage down,because some soviet cat said many years ago,that it tastes better like that
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>bread and sausage
So a hot dog?

Fitting for a sausage immigrant.

>soviet cat
kek
I'm surprised your Jewish nightmare world didn't grind up all the cats and feed them to you guys.

>jewish
do you have any arguments against the soviet union,that dont consist of jews fucking shit up?

>tfw I keep instinctively falling for this bread up meme for my whole life because of it

prostokvashino, i probably watched that мyльтфильм 20 times when i was young.

yeah,good times.
also checked

Mr matroskin or whatever right XD

>Innocent civilians getting murdered.
>Ethnic Germans beeing seperated by their families (Berlin wall)
>the highest amount of deaths by any goverment have been under Soviet rule.
>Communism turned Africa into cancer, Ruined South Africa, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Angola and more.

Longing for the DDR days kankerhomo?

What a pleb.

youtube.com/watch?v=q4fk_vwWd54
For all you dirty plebs, educate your selves on the soviet way of eating a sausage bread deluxe

>innocent civilians getting murdered
the kulaks actually had it coming

>ehtnic germans being seperated by their families (berlin wall)
without the wall there would have been war between ethnic germans,would that have been better?

>highest amount of deaths
did you know,that under the leadership of joseph stalin,the population increased 1,6%?
also it is capitalism,that leads imperialist wars,lets her own people starve and die from diseases that could be easily cured

>communism turned africa into cancer
nope,that was mostly british and german imperialism

>with the sausage down
I don't get it

basically just upside down,so the sausage is on your tongue

How the fuck are you suposed to eat that upside down? The sausage would just fall off.

u hold the sausage with your tiny hands along the girth

then u open ur mouth, done

>do you have any arguments against the soviet union,that dont consist of jews fucking shit up?
Communism = Judiasm... Why would I argue against the truth?

the usual Sup Forumsack.
just blame the jews on everything.

yeah but the sauce on me snag would drip off
what if I had some onions too?

Stalin

Ah holy fuck is this something you really do why are you people so weird

i said AGAINST

kulen is the fucking best tbhq

>he fell for matroskin jew
That cat is a con-artist you know.

are you an ethnic Russian or ethnic Estonian? Growing in Soviet times or even immediately after the fall of the USSR did all Esontian children learn to speak Russian?

huh,as far as i can tell,russian language was a subject in soviet schools.
atleast it was in the ddr,i know that for sure.

>it was mostly british and german imperialism

Read about rodhesia, because of the british it was the most rich place in africa, produced food in amount that could feed all the hungry negroes kids in whole africa, then when sanctions against rhodeaia went up because "muh racism"
Niggers took the goverment down and now pooerest shithole in africa, niggers cant eat (they could before) and alot of more things, you faggot

bread with sausage?
wtf why would you do that

why wouldn't you?
are you fucking gay?

What kind of German are you?
Take a bite the right side up and then flip what you have just bitten off upside down in your mouth.

no but it sounds very disgusting. from the taste point of view

>muh soviet union ruin africa the british were gud boys
>muh rhodesia
I'm pretty sure the british sanctioned rhodesia, not the soviets

Agreed, having an erection during your meal is not only awkward, but it feels wrong in a very primal level

Did you learn Russian to a fluent level? Or was it like taking a high school Spanish class in US where most kids know some basic Spanish phrases and grammar but can't really speak the language?

that sounds weird desu, you shouldnt have to physically hold topping on something

MAH NIGGA, I KNOW THAT FEEL

DAT NIGGA MATROSKIN IS A WILEY ASS NIGGGA

Its not, if you get the right sausage its fucking great
homemade sausages are usually the best

>what kind of german are you?
mois,ich erwähnte,dass ich ein russischer einwanderer bin

well,it was not really like that. i was born in post soviet russia,we just moved to germany because under that great capitalist system we almost literally starved to death. so russian is just my native tongue.

You moved to Germany because ironically the Soviet Union collapsed with the help of Gorbajew and his capitalism shit. That's the reason why we moved here.

well,yeah,you can put it like that too.

how does that stick to the bread then?

There is so much weird stuff I don't know about your weird countries.

Are you fucking retarded?

you literally hold it in place with your thumbs.

My father is from Russia and we eat stroganov together

he must be

that's pretty shitty

except its not

Have a look. It goes w/ english subtitles
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It isn't. The sausage tastes more intense.

Who talked about the soviets, he mentioned blantly retarded statement
"British and german imperialism ruined africa" you damned leaf