>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Love you Roberts. Here's to a blessed night! Hope you don't mind me dumping the starter pack
John Rivera
ehy senpai, what's good?
Grayson Hughes
evening roberts
Robert Lewis
Thanks Robert, I'm getting comfy with some homebrewed IPA listening to you gallavanting about the midwest. Going to be a great weekend.
William Scott
Thanks Robert. We're gonna need all those bingo cards. They fill up quick on holiday weekends
Jaxson Taylor
All the rain has moved out of the area. Ready for some Memorial Weekend fun!
Checking my keys and getting extra comfy!
Christopher Thomas
Which bingo card should I use?
Jordan Hernandez
I'm kinda new to /CPD/can someone explain the Robert and his keys meme?
Lucas Diaz
Roberts are the night shift officers who go out at 10 pm (Chicago time, 11 EST).
Brody Gutierrez
Keys refer to the microphone push-to-talk button. When dispatch says "check your keys" it's because an officer has something pushed up against the button, so the mic is on without him noticing and it interferes with the radio communications.
Hudson Cox
Checking in earlier
It's Friday, Male Black should be up to something...
Anthony Wilson
once real Roberts hours hit it will get bizy
Josiah Baker
>chick laying out front of the CVS pharmacy
oh chicago
Lucas Moore
Shots fired?
Austin Morris
>pavement inspector
Cross it off your cards, lads!
Noah Smith
Robert checking in. How goes it, fellow Roberts?
Cooper Bailey
>brought in by the boyfriend >suicidal >won't get out of the car
bit chilly out today only 55 so the night will start off slow but its Friday so i am hoping for some good carnage tonight
comfy
Angel Jones
Ten four. I'm curious to see if it being Memorial Day weekend will have any effects on noggery this evening
Isaiah King
Anything exciting happen so far? I just got back from the snack store
John Brown
we will see, i hope so,
how did you start Ramadan i had a bacon egg and cheese, pulled pork sandwich from lunch and ham steaks for dinner
Jason Evans
Ramadan Bombathon! Personally, I'm celebrating with alcohol.
Anthony Brown
also absolutely halal
Noah Cook
>male black tried to pay with a fake $50 bill
Easton Butler
Evening Roberts
Dominic Perez
evening > man with gun
Gavin Parker
It's going to be nightfall soon. When that happens, we'll have carnage.
Jason Anderson
It's raining in Indianapolis so it might be in Chicongo, too. Hopefully that doesn't dampen tonight's festivities
Hudson Parker
Good Morning Roberts. It has been a minute, but a nice warm Friday should be fun. Check yo keys and strap in for a healthy dose of chimping. Real hours in ~20m get comfy
Easton Edwards
Looks Iike it was spotty, but all the storms are moving east now. I think we're going to be in the clear tonight.
Liam Ortiz
its been raining all night so far in the 773
William Smith
Greetings, sir. Also, >rare pajeet spotted Is he here on an exchange program or something? Because if so, I think he may be going back to India with murder in his heart and his soul thoroughly scorched. Godspeed, pajeet.
Jackson Wilson
"Shevonte is having trouble with her pimps father"
Robert Sanders
>Ambient music feed Check >Tomorrow layout Check >Beverage and sufficiently /comfy/ Check >Robert's keys Always checked
Good evening Roberts, RRH starts in an hour. Has Robert's arch nemesis MALE BLACK been up to his usual hijinks?
Jordan Stewart
Do you have pizza rolls or popcorn? This is important
>baby daddy going to the location to shoot people and break things
Carter Young
>Battery
John Clark
Haha, my bestie is the irl meteorologist. I just work the maps when we stormchase. Pic related.
Tomorrow layout, that's a big ten four.
>person with slurred speech; possible stroke
Angel Gonzalez
MALE BLACK HAS RETURNED
Ethan Powell
I am still pissed we have not had a white Porsche spotting in over a month
Jose Foster
Stay safe out there on the road. Kelley and Randy passing hit me really hard. Spent many summer afternoons "riding along" with them from 1,000 miles away.
Aaron Ward
Are you taking about the cars that were stolen right off the lot? If I'm not mistaken, they made away with a handful of those
Tyler Kelly
How busy do you think Memorial Day Weekend will be?
William Taylor
Sooooo comfy.
Eli Taylor
the car fires more than make up for it the male black only takes brief breaks to beat his gf(s) and find stolen 9mm rounds
Carter Butler
Reminds me of that one episode of LivePD where Sticks was arresting this guy who was a professional car dismantler and had a yard full of stolen cars that he dismantled and sold by the piece
Juan Price
tomorrow will be absolutely fucking insane. The Count will have a 12 hr erection from all the shots fired
Josiah Thomas
>man in wheelchair looks sleepy
Jordan White
That does sound good. I think I have some totinos in the freezer.
Yotsuba for the rest of Sup Forums but Tomorrow belongs to Robert.
Christopher Martin
small-scale civil war
Thomas Long
Really? Good thing I am off duty at 0830 tomorrow then. Tomorrow night will be /comfy/
Aaron Flores
>Male Hispanic with black hoodie >Waving gun at cars
Blake Diaz
This is a very common and well-established cultural chicago greeting
Tyler Morgan
Thanks; we were actually planning a trip out west last week but we decided against it for a number of reasons.
I actually saw that episode the other night lol. I can't think of what to make of livepd; is it the real deal? Cops always seemed so chaotic and all over the place but livepd goes so smooth that it seems a little scripted to me. But I'm probably just sketchy. Great show though hehe
Christian Butler
WATCH YOUR KEYS
John Sanders
*waves your gun*
Easton Collins
Back in mid April a stolen white Porsche suv was involved in at least eight strong arm robberies. Kept getting spotted and chased but they always got away. Happened a few days before the two officers were shot. I don't think there were sightings after that time but they were not involved in that shooting. Just happened around that same time frame.
Jackson Richardson
It's gone, bro. By now the nigs have had their fun, it's transited the container terminal in Shanghai, and it's now safely ensconced somewhere in Nigeria.
Joseph Brooks
Ohhh, yeah, I remember that. A Robert got ordered to stop following one because they were believed to have an ak 47 with them.
Cameron Robinson
I don't know which date is worse. Nigeria or Chicago?
Cooper Sullivan
That's the one.
Nathan Lee
>26 year old son came home drunk this morning >won't wake up
Logan Miller
This won't end well
Jack Robinson
>Son came home drunk in the morning, will not wake up.
Dylan Reed
F
Kevin Nguyen
Given that the officers have actually gone out of their way to thank twitter for helping them solve crimes and find drugs, I think it's legit.
LivePD live twitter makes me glad to be alive in this day and age
Eli Parker
pol was in the news today they arrested bikelock and gave investigative credit to pol
Aiden Walker
WATCH YOUR FUCKIN KEYS
Henry Sanchez
Watch your goddamn keys adam get your head in the game only 45 min left!
Angel Smith
While I'd consider shooting myself before going to either place, I'd have to choose Nigeria over Chicago. Nigeria is known for being a chaotic madhouse, but in Chicago it's an industry.
Alexander White
this is an interesting family portrait you have posted, leaf, please explain?
Ian Jenkins
>suburbanites talking about Chicago like it's worse than Nigeria
Lol you guys. Really though leave the house and do something once in a while for the sake of your health.
