Ben & Jerry’s bans same scoop flavors until Australia legalizes same-sex marriage

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The founders of Ben & Jerry's ice cream are Ben (((Cohen))) and Jerry (((Seinfeld)))

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doesn't seem like a terribly good business practice

TWO SCOOPS!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!I!!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Jerry seinfield? Lol

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What minimum wage employee is actually retarded enough to enforce this?

I meant Greenfield lmao still both are kikes.

>Ben & Jerry bans (((two scoops))) until Australia carpet-bombs the White House for gross violations of the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights

2020: Ben & Jerry's serves ice cream in padlocked container until we open the borders and let in more refugees.
2025: Ben & Jerry's bans multiple scoops until Muslims are allowed to take multiple wives.
2030: Ben & Jerry's serves expired ice cream until child brides become legal.

>American company
>getting involved in another countries business

Well, the women of Australia could do with losing some weight anyway.

I'd suggest doing it here too but they'd need some other pretext.

Why do lefties ruin everything I like

They ruined tv
They ruined movies
They ruined video games
They ruined the internet
They ruined fucking Ben and Jerry's ICE CREAM

I fucking hate lefties so much

Cool, I'll be sure to never buy from them again. Get your fucking politics out of my goddamn daily life. Taking politics out on customers, how the fuck is this a good idea? Eat shit Ben & Jerry's. I support same sex marriage but you can eat shit all the same. It's not about what I support, it's about you self-righteous cunts keeping politics out of peaceful daily life.

kek'd

Lol fuck ice cream anyway, shit causes diabetes.

Who the fuck even buys this shit? I make 20 an hour and I refuse to pay like 10 bucks for a single bowl of ice cream. And what the fuck is same scoop ice cream?

How it's going to play out:
>customer comes in and orders 2 scoops
>cashier gives it to him because he's not paid enough to deal with this shit

Good shit, kek

(((American elite))) like to push everyone around. I think you know who I mean.

its just virtue signalling, none of this means anything desu...so sick of vitrue signally though...never had ben n jerry's ill stick to tillamook and scoop how ever many scoops i want into my own bowl its not difficult and i dont need to pay some teenage SJW to do it for m,e while giving me a speech on how i should think.

ban faggots

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TWO

You can buy some other brand that is cheaper has more ice cream and taste exactly the same.

What does (((Ben & Jerry))) even have to offer?

who wants to invest in icecream in Australia guys?

I've never been there but if i did and they pulled this shit I would leave and go somewhere else

Most aussies dont want gay marriage

>(((((lefties))))))
you have to know better by now

Don't ever get ice cream from (((them))) or Baskin-Robbins.
Don't buy anything from jews, ever.

holy shit

Follow up to this

A few gay dudes I know don't even support gay marriage, one told me it was "some faggot shit"

your a pussy socialist

go make your own icecream of fuck off

you faggots are like the LGBTs and the gay bakers

Honestly, it's about time this happened. I'll be buying some more B&Js soon.

Cus conservacucks can't entrepreneur worth of shit, liberals own every popular show, product and internet product while conservacucks are plotting how to make idiots like you even more poor and ignorant

reminder: the original ben & jerrys mission statement stated no employee shall ever earn more than 7x the wage of any other

that was until the company started making a lot of money, and it was later amended to omit that stipulation so they could pay themselves millions and pay their employees minimum wage

this is the liberal elite for you

2035: Ben & Jerry's bans ice cream made from animals until human/animal marriage become legal

delete this

>buy 1 scoop of vanilla
>buy another one for your "wife" who is outside with the kids
>get them and put them in the same cup
>say meh I didn't want it anyways
>miss throwing them away in the trashcan on the way out without paying

...

Holy shit would get diabetus for

This is better PR

Come to this thread for the Colbert memes. Disappointed.

This. Plus it's good for sales, they want the SJW market, like video games want the COD audience. They push an agenda about something popular, and the SJW will flock cause they're "helping", but all they're doing is buying overpriced ice cream.

Honestly i hope this is the future of marketing. What a time to be alive.

>WE WANT THE RIGHT TO MARRY EACH OTHER!

>Okay, we'll hold a vote

>NOOOOO

>NOOOOOO

>BIGOTTTTTSSSS!!!!!

>But you faggots said you want to get married right? You said only a small backwards minority of bogan religious zealots oppose it, right?

>YES, ONLY A TINY FRACTION OF PEOPLE, RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS, OPPOSE IT!

>Cool. The vote is just so we can pay lip service to democracy.

>NOOOOO! IF YOU HOLD AN ELECTION ON THIS ISSUE I WILL LITERALLY (literally) KILL MYSELF!

>Oh. So note vote then?

>NOOOO! NO VOTE OR IT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH!

>Okay. Guess you'll just have to keep fucking each other in the ass without wedding rings.

>WHAT!? BUT WE MUST MAKE IT LEGAL!

>You said you didn't wan to vote though...right...?

>FUCK DEMOCRACY AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Also, what's with you fucking cunt Americans telling us to change our stadium names because one of our all time great sporting heroes thinks two men pretending to be married is retarded?

Piss off and leave us the fuck alone, you American dogs.

(she's talking about Qantas, because the Irish CEO of our state airline is demanding the government just go ahead and force law through that dictates faggots can get married)

They literally had the chance for a plebiscite but the left blocked it in Parliament. They are so sure that everyone wants gay marriage, but they were too scared to let the public vote on it.

gold.

It's ridiculous. We have the Irish and Americans both telling us we need to let degenerate sodomites parade around pretending to be married now.

Like...Why do they care?

If they want faggot marriage so badly, cool. They can have it. And we can have normal marriage. Maybe all the faggots who want to get married should move to Ireland or America.

>Most aussies don't want gay marriage

UM, NO SWEETIE, MOST AUSSIES DO WANT GAY MARRIAGE

>I guess the referendum will reflect that

>OMG SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU DO YOU WANT ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!?

>Politicizing ice cream

thank god for our great relationship with the (((land of the free)))

>Ryan Adams

literally who

well, their official reason was that fags will kill themselves because of the campaign.

TWO SCOOPS?! IMPEACH BLOOOMPF.

TWO SCROOFS

This is the best flavour, if you disagree you are a poz fag.

American country singer.

Also chronic drug addict and fuck up with a trail of failed marriages.

Probably not someone anyone should be listening to about social policies or relationships.

I did like (((Gudinszki))) offering his two cents though.

Also;

>Being opposed to the retarded proposition of gay marriage = homophobe

Kek.

2040: Ben & Jerry's bans vanilla ice cream

In the show Seinfeld, Jerry did campaign for less scoops of ice cream because he thought the serving sizes were unhealthy and accidentally gets Giuliani elected.

this

fuck off yanks!
You ruin everything with your fucking jews!

agreed bit i dont like dem gays

Yeah I'm sick of this shit at this point I'd vote no just to piss off the faggots always in the media, in our faces but I'll be voting no if we ever get a say regardless gay marriage isn't about equality it wants to perverse traditional marriage and the traditional family.

How about you all come over here and give Australia to the degenerates. Let the abos and fucking jurassic arachnids sort them out.

Same scoop flavours? What the fuck is that kangaroo shit? Don't they mean same flavoured scoops?

Yep.

I don't even give a shit about homo's and their marriage shit.

I'd vote "No" because they've been such utter cunts and faggots about it - and because they're all in with every left with Poz Agenda out there.

Also;

>Marriage equality

They have exactly the same rights as the rest of us.

That bizarre Orwellian language attempt just comes off weird.

this semen slurping franchise is not for me guys

It's not about equality, it's about attacking the structure of western civilisation. We're going wemeir republic fast. Luckly this time it's all the west not just germany.

ben & jerry's is like the LGBTs and gay bakers

I'll risk getting listeria from blue bell rather than eat that ben and jerrys shit

>American company tries to influence Australian politics

I am so sorry Aussies. Don't let them bring you down.

It's RT not Australian news fuckwad

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So are Staya employees just going to ignore this?

Hope they go bankrupt. Hope they get targeted by pissed-off locals. Hope they all die of cancer. Otherwise, have a fucking nice day, Ben and Jerry.

Why do lefties force their poisonous ideology into goddamn everything. Even ice-cream.

Not that I buy B&J anyway. That shit is overpriced and totally overrated.

What is in those syringes?

pozzed nigger cum, judging by their corporate mission

looks like caramel

It's because lefties are actually convinced it's their duty in this world to further their agenda. Even if they receive a negative feedback, they feast upon doing "the right thing".
As often, the continuous hammering and aggressiveness pay off.

Shouldn't they be banning two scoops of "different" flavors? If you get two different flavors, that's "heterosexual" ice cream. If you get two same flavors, that's "homosexual" ice cream. So they're showing their support of Australia's same-sex marriage ban by banning "same-sex" ice cream, in a way.

they get funded for these stunts and even if the brand crashes they don't really care since they won't really suffer

Caramel

What the hell is a "same scoop flavor?"

Yes. Also their pasta sauces and jams.

Oh noes! I really wanted to by me some over priced, shitty, jew, faggot ice cream....NOT! I'd be happy to give up BJ ice cream if they'd take all the faggs with them to Israel. Niggers too

I choose to believe this answer.

IMAGINE MY DIABETIC SHOCK

lewd

aids

Could you stop advertising this awful ice cream on Sup Forums? This is just like Far Cry 5. They WANT the outrage, and you're falling for it. The best way to deal with this nonsense is to ignore it.

do they even sell this shit here? who are they hurting exactly?

It means you can't get more than one scoop of the same flavor. If you want two scoops of vanilla, you are denied, and told you must choose one scoop of vanilla, and a scoop of another flavor, perhaps chocolate.

Ice cream is on a spectrum.

hahaha

>>Ben & Jerry bans (((two scoops))) until Australia carpet-bombs the White House for gross violations of the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights
Sounds about right.

That's a big cone

Neither does Chick Fil A taking a stand against gay marriage

But whatever, businesses are private entities, they're allowed to be as stupid or efficient as they pleasr

Haven't they been targeted by Green Left etc types for being Israeli oppressors in the past?
Are they going to be good goys and praise them, or continue to boycott them for Palestinian genocide?

Shit is way overpriced anyway. Switch brands.

Oh wow, all 3 of their stores here are gonna fo a roaring trade now. This is just a publicity stunt because before this I didn't even know they had stores here.

>Neither does Chick Fil A taking a stand against gay marriage
Their fat ass profits from that quarter disagrees.

How about this:

2017: Australia bans the sale of all Unilever (Ben and Jerry's parent company) products for at least five years and urges the rest of South East Asia to do the same.