What does Sup Forums do for work? Lets share with each other

What does Sup Forums do for work? Lets share with each other.


I'm a (((microsoft))) expert for bestbuy. I stand around and try to push surfaces on dumb 50 year old indians. Get paid decent enough for it though.

Data entry call center. I dispatch roadside assistance for a major auto club. No, not the one you're thinking of, the other one. The unpopular one. I spend my day having angry entitled dipshits yell at me because when their shitty car gets towed I can't send them a new solid gold Rolls Royce with platinum hubcaps and diamond headlights and ruby brakelights, upholstered in unicorn hide. I'm not allowed to hang up, I'm heavily discouraged from escalating to tier II, and I'm basically only allowed to say "sorry".

I really don't have a lot of job satisfaction right now. It's not a difficult job per se, but then neither is prostitution; doesn't make it pleasant.

I go to college. I spend excess funds on making trap prostitutes gag on my dick without taking clothes off.

The american way.

>zHYHIF0W
>Works at bestbuy as a microsoft expert
Congratulations op. You are the newest edition to our nazi database.

Hvac technician

I was NEET for 4 years, but recently found a shitty retail job

Feels humiliating and shameful to be a lot smarter than my coworkers. Going to try for a college degree as a nontrad, but my life feels hopeless

NEET here.

Builder's labourer

Great pay if you're not afraid of working for it, keeps you fit, usually work with good guys, and an almost entirely woman-free work environment

Fedex partime sometimes full time switching.

Retail's pretty ass. Still, I've thought about going into it again, but with the number of stores that have been closing down lately, it seems like a really insecure field, even by low-wage standards.

Rustbelt and Wally world

Pretty stable, kek. The people here are too dumb to go Prime

I remember seeing a psychiatrist at a homeless shelter. He was the most down-to-earth and unconceited people I've met. And he used a lot of visual metaphors for describing my relationship to family and society. The most useful being the "drama" theory of families, where everyone "plays" a role. He told me that I was the proverbial black sheep everyone focused on to ignore everyone else's problems.


Turns out he was a former construction worker

Assistant manager at a gas station.
My friend mocks me for it, but I'm the one paying a mortgage on a nice house, have plenty of spending money and already starting on retirement funds because of how well I'm paid, and he's still a loser in his moms basement.

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mortgage processor/underwriter.

I'm a designer who makes mass-market products. A lot of the stupid housewares shit you see at stores like Target and Bed Bath & Beyond was made by me, or someone working at the same company.

Maintenance technician in a factory. Making $20.65 and I just started 4 weeks ago. Pretty much fixing shut, programming PLCs, wiring ect

CFO of an asset management company

Sounds soulless

Is there an Amazon facility in your area? Their warehouses pay pretty well and are fairly secure jobs, if you can handle the workload.

I'm a programmer in a well-known antivirus company.

F/O pilot for Delta working on getting on at JAL

I work in a factory making cars. I'm getting laid off in August but I'm heading to school in September so idgaf

I legit hope you suffer and never succeed.
Fuck a cunt like you walking around with their nose in the air an their I'm better than you mindset.

>Giving out information here

lol

I'm a stock broker on wall street and am losing out on thousands of dollars to shitpost on Sup Forums

kind of wanted to do this but am afraid of getting jumped/robbed over backpage

Retail, recovery clerk (janitor + carts being main duty among other tasks)...in college, trying for chem engineering

I'm a VR developer at my own startup :^)

Yeah, I don't enjoy being responsible for flooding stores with cheap Chinese shit, but the pay is pretty good and I really like my coworkers.

If I had it to do over I probably would have gone for some kind of low-public-interaction medical career like a Radiologist or a Pharmacist.

I own a successful cannabis business and I'm in-between jobs in the video game industry.

I'm a part time tutor at my local college in between classes. I think this pic sums up my job well.

electrical test engineer. decent pay, but i'm getting really tired of fucking management and sitting in a cube farm. have a ton of bros but we get shit on daily.

i almost want to go do blue collar work with my hands but damn when management doesn't try to fuck with me it's an okay job.

also, shouldn't this be in Sup Forums or /bant/?

(((nightshift))) and (((listcrawler)))

The later used to have everything before the backpage shit (an account is free). Now it's split between the 2 although the listings on the former are more graphic.

Just remember in terms of safety

Oral >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vaginal >>> Anal

Prostitution is a happy world if you love fucking faces. If you love other things...prepare for STDville.

There's not. Incidentally I've heard really bad things about Amazon warehouses, but that was mostly in regards to overseas ones. No one ever made domestic ones sound great, though.

I'm a Social Services Worker. I determine Medicaid eligibility.

I sell guns at a sporting goods store, I;m leaving to spray mosquitos.

Protection isn't good enough?

Thanks user, I'll have to tell my degenerate friend about this

I work at Bed Bath & Beyond.

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kys & checked

I sometimes work for the french public finances administration. I made funny stuff during 3 weeks like blocking the bank account of people who didn't pay their taxes / fines and denoucing them to their employer. but now it's just silly stuff once in a week like opening letters, organising files, etc. while waiting to suceed in a concours to get a real job in the public sector

Fix appliances.

I've gone bareback with 25+ whores (half women, half tramp) facefucking them and never gotten a single STD.

I fucking hate condoms and thus I love that I have an oral fetish.

Dentistry.

Believe Alex Jones's anti-Fluoride nonsense if you want to make me rich.

Studying software engineering. But work at go karts over summer at a major amusement park.

Fuck fem boys like link

I'm a (((disabled veteran))) milking social programs and making over $40,000 every year to play computer games. Right now I'm really into Player Unknown.

Are you a gen-den or specialist?

frozen meat locker box tosser. paid 25 an hour to get more muscly and probably develop an opioid addiction if all the older employees are any example.

I have a government contract to research mmos

I'm a bartender to get myself through college.
I hate people, and the regulars refer to me as "the quiet bartender" but I'm learning basic social skills. And I am paying for my classes in cash.

I'm an infantry officer I spend most of my time doing jack all.

IT consultant that specializes in managed services for a small firm

Im a Wendys Chef that makes 140,000$ dollars a year with a 14' penis

Soldier on my friend. We need every man we can get to fight the leftist menace

>male character
>draw them for more feminine than they actually are
LMAOing at the delusional trapfags.

I do Xanax.

I am a software engineer for Nigger

I work at a Chrysler minivan assembly plant while going to university. Pretty good money for a 19 year old.

do you discriminate based on race ?

I inherited my parents house and then sold it. Now I have a garage and paint cars for a regular customer

I’m a licensed Private Investigator and a certified process server.

I make fitness and CrossFit equipment.

I know the feel of being smarter than your coworkers. I work retail and i write software/hack vidya game consoles as a hobby and recently completed my associates in engineering.
I'm trying to get a real job. Mr shekelburg promised if i went to college i'd have a job!

Why did you quote me

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God, I don't care if it's wrong, but I want Link to suck my dick in that veil.

Of course not. Demographics are an optional question. Of course everyone that get denied says, "well if I was -insert race here- you'd give me it!" I love telling them I have no idea what their race is just like they don't know mine (work in a call center.)

Gen, more money if you know biz, less opportunity cost

Physicist by training, unemployed, hopefully temporarily...

HNNG

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I make pizzas

You have to network dude.It's the same with all jobs.

Do you have a LinkedIn?

>but I went into physics to avoid human bullshit

Ho Ho Ho, you always face human bullshit, Your mission is to judo it so that you can concentrate on the passion of physics, so to speak.

I get paid by Varg to put up stop watching porn threads.

Being gay must be nice in a way, you don't have the dilemma of choosing between two different holes.

Yes I have been coming to realise this.

Please stop, I can't help myself.

CONT.

desu, joining the american military isn't a bad strategy. Serve 4 years and get the fuck out. Recruiters will get you a waver even if you have non-citizenship. They need you a lot more than you need them. Even as a foreigner with a different nationality.

But never, ever, ever, ever join submarines. It's complete shit with complete shit compensation.

I'm the guy who makes money off these fags

CAD Drafter for cable companies, great pay and cushy office job.

>Tfw everyone there is thousands in debt from getting CompSci and other STEM degrees
>Tfw got hired on with no degree
>Tfw no student debt

Get fucked debtors

Trap-posters have taken the porn black-pill.

I'm predicting mass suicide of the lot of them in 2 years.

Yes, but I get to call myself doctor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

retail slave here. the thought required is low, the pay is better than nothing, hours are usually comfy, and it gets me out of the house. i need to finish college, but when/if i do i still dont know what i'll do. there are people with degrees and lots more expierence than me doing the same shit with me. then there are younger people with no education moving along to better things. i just want a job that'll help me start a family and let me shoot every week.

I don't have a job. In college.
If I decide to get a job it will be some underpaid shit job (just like most of the jobs here). I don't want to wageslave myselt for 10 hours a day for 6 $ (6$ for 10 hours). That wouldn't do shit. I'm probably gonna go a hero.

i'm on welfare. obama was paying my bills until trump got in

Are specialists dicks to you? Oral surgeons seem like such assholes.

Freelance illustration and concept art. (games,movies)

first rule of working as an employee, everyone is an asshole

Weight-lift. It's one of the few ways to make a good first impression regardless of race or nationality.

People trust the confidence of a man who doesn't fear being bullied. Because he's strong enough to make chimps be wary of making him a target.

This isn't the point of the thread, but don't even care: I am a student and legit considering a Surface Book, OP. Yay or nay?

So a trap?

I'm a rancher. On a good day I maintain/build some fence and get to watch cows go about their life in an idyllic Montana mountain pasture.

On a bad day I get covered from head to toe in shit and blood and almost die.

Same, got another year of college. Work at wally world. Pay is slightly better than normal.
I just want a job that pays enough for me to eventually buy the farm i want. I just want 40ish acres of good land with a well or spring on it and maybe a pond or I could build a lake. Remote as fuck.

ATC at one of the biggest airports in the US
I'm one of the 3 Norsk brothers

Overnight Mod at Walmart

I stopped fapping to traps for a long time, years, and then the new Legend of Zelda came out and now there's tons of fanart everywhere of Link dressing up like a cute girl. I guess it can't be helped.

I just trap online for E-bucks

Senpai, have you ever had to work in a place where the most intelligent conversation around was 1980s glam metal?

I let out tears of joy a guy who used to work as a lab tech got hired and I could talk about scientific shit.