/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNED THREAD : SPACE CADET OP EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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hello fellow roberts, what's your favorite type of bread?

3rd for drag racers

10-4 Robert

A chewy sourdough, or a beery rye, blacker than death.

Cheers, OP.

>shots fired
>people...sound like they're screaming inside the building

monkey bread

>almost midnight in chicongo
prepare for noise complaints and shots fired

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FIVE ROUNDS!!!

Comfy thread, OP. Cheers

FIVE
FIVE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

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Evenin' roberts, yall's keys checked?

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that's the card I'm using right now

erre day

>robbery at 5-1 and Rockwell, caller was hit in head with bottle and robbed

GLASSED

>house on fire on Monticello

>house on fire

Cheers m8.

home-made garlic loaf. My favorite Robert thread is any time I hear pic related.

cheers

>tfw I forgot to check my keys

SHOTS FIRED

Working on some paintings while in this bread is comfy af

>couple shots heard at lawndale and cullen

Good shit

in the streets couple shots fired

Rye masterrace

Quick while you still have time!

WE GOT A RUNNER

>CAR WIPED OUT
>THEY'RE RUNNIN THEY'RE RUNNIN
Shit

>car being pursued crashed
>occupants took off on foot

>theyre runnin

Agreed astute bread choices, I lean towards sourdough personally.

"THEYRE RUNNIN, THEYRE RUNNIN"
Some nignigs be runnin from po po but dey dindunuffin

NICE! grab a pic if it wouldn't be too rude of me to ask. I'm playing VA-11 Hall-A for dat soundtrack. Comfy as fuck.

It's all good, Senpai. Thanks for the reminder! Sassy would of had my ass!

HE OUT SPREADIN THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST

Sourdough is the best. Especially in the SF Bay Area.
Makes me hate going to states without sourdough or with bad sourdough

I LOVE THIS FUCKING TOWN!

shot heard near black pickup truck.

>1 shot fired

anyone else hear that? Was quiet girl Robert

>we got em runnin

damn this chase is intense

ONE
ONE SHOT FIRED
AH AH AH

shit is starting to heat up, let the chimpouts commence

Jesus... like three or four shootings in five minutes.

This shit is going nuts tonight.

Yea dude I can just like ear sourdough without anything on it that's how much I like it.

robert checking in
ATM tech on scene

Reporting for duty Roberts. "Hard" day of polishing Stainless and putting this exhaust header together. Settling into Robert hours now, what's the story on tonight's coonery Robert?

>hit in head with bottle
>gang disturbance

Busy night Robert?
>Female Robert in foot chase?

HE JUST TRYNA BE QUICK BOUT SPREADIN WORD UH JESUS, HE DINDUNUFFIN WHITEY

ATM tech running around working on ATMs at 1 in the morning in Chiraq?

>tfw i got every night off this weekend, AND monday
I'm going to nut so hard. Heyjackass is going to be blowing up tuesday.

It is officially
REAL
ROBERT
HOURS

the male black finally got tired of beating his woman and is now taking to the streets

Bruh I have no idea what that is.

Welcome back, lad. we got bullets in the air, we got a high speed chase-turned-wreckout-turned footchase, we got domestics of every stripe, it's a good night mane. Real Nigga Hours™ just kicked in. Dope looking engine, mane.

Fresh baked right out the oven doesn't even need butter.

REROHO!!

>6/27/17

are you a future

Its a cyberpunk bartender rpg with a dope ass OST and wafius or some shit. I'm just starting out.

Only been 5-10 mins and sounds like a hot night Robert... That engine is just a mock up so I can fit all the jewelry, the real one is almost done and shit still has to go for powder coat or anodizing.

>busy night on Pulaski.

traffic status: blocked

Neat!

i am intrigued. launching steam.

that sounds amazing

Would you recommend, robert?
Seen it around, looked neat.

Fuck me Robert, floor June in my head as I'm heading to sea for work. I just found myself an extra month!

Sounds awesome.
I quit video games because I binge too hard whenever I start, unfortunately.

l a t t i m o r e b o i s

Good so far, lots of characters, lots of story, lots of simple drink mixing minigame, but the OST is pretty dope.
youtube.com/watch?v=-xjlly0bkSM

>8 shots fired at 15th and Loomis

Robert be savin lives n sheit

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

STILL SHOOTING
COUNT WITH ME

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AHHHHHHHH BULLETS FLYING

real death hours

>breaking news
glad to have a based neighbor to offset Minne "pretty much somalia" sota

>stop with the whistles guise

>Stop with the whistles guys

>MALE BLACK WEARING RED

dDispatch wears headphones. Robert shouldn't be rude

Das only in tha mo'nin'. Peebol sposa be up cookin brefis or somethin

CEASE YOUR WHISTLES

woo wooooooooooo

Going to be "male black seeing red" in a few minutes here

>loud music and liquor in a white buick

>STEPPING ON ME BROTHER

SASSY!

The whistles go WOOOOOOO
and den dey trip out duh flow. Iz all fo decorashun mayne, das it and das all!

>white buick blasting music with open liquor

>2 ACCIDENTS

Turn it down Rand

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Kohak can. Like no other.

Anyone here live in Chicago?

I lived in Aurora for about three months. Fuck loads of Spics there.

Fuck off Lahey

I live about a 40 mins to an hour from their in Dekalb

What game are they talking about?

Texas Roberts who TF up?!

ND here