Be paranoid schizophrenic in black metal band

>be paranoid schizophrenic in black metal band
>Kill a guy because of your paranoid schizophrenia
>spend years hard time in jail like a nigger
>released from jail
>marry young stupid autistic girl who for some reason likes you
>have 5 kids you cant adequately support like a literal nigger
>support using welfare
>live in a shit shack cuck shed in france with no bathroom and running water like a literal nigger
>excuse for this is you want to live more "simple off the grid life" despite still using internet
>claim to be a farmer but cant farm for shit (like a nigger)
>make excuses talking out your ass about how fruit trees cant handle the sunlight of france (there are literal flourishing fruit groves in flordia)
>make more excuses about snails and vermin eating your plants and saying "oh this is nature, we wont do anything about it"
>larp as a viking in the woods (like a literal autist)
>make failing dungeons and dragons copy
>become one of the most historically illiterate youtube personalities to ever exist
>make retarded claims such as that autistic people are more empathetic, that europeans are 100% neanderthal, and were all blonde
>ban people on youtube when they call you out on your retarded theories

why the fuck does anyone take varg seriously. He is by far one of the most retarded people I ever listened to. yet some people on here seem to worship him and buy into his absolutely retarded ideas.

also let me know if I forgot anything in the greentext there is just too much

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NEW VARG 'I was wrong'

"However, when it comes to the Iberian peninsula, the darker features there, to a very large degree, do not stem from admixture with the Arabs, moors etc.... however when it comes to Italy, Greece etc, we know that there has been mixture with Arabs, Africans, middle easterners". Kek, Italicucks and Greekfags rekt

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Of course he was wrong, hes one of the most historically illiterate people on youtube.

Varg is literally a nigger. Lives like one, cant support all his kids like one, and is dumb like one.

Varg is a fucking monster. When he escaped form prison with help from neo-nazi. He broke into a home of a mother and daughter to hide from police, raped both of them, tortured them and afterwards defecated on them.

Nigger acting like nigger

Color me surprised

Don't forget he also shills for Russia and doesn't understand the reasons why Eastern Europe had to join EU and NATO.

He doesn't shill for russia see his vr to putin

It's even worse than the Kekistan crap because while that started out as pure Irony, this guy's always been serious

>>spend years hard time in jail like a nigger
I DGAF about Varg's politics really but do you have any idea what Norwegian jail is like? He relaxed and made comfy electronic albums for a few years it was like a mediocre vacation

Why does this get posted every day??

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What does that faggot think of Muslims

That's great, OP. Now tell us how much land you own and how many white children you have.
You must be pretty successful since you didn't lose 21 years of your life like he did.

Jewish shills trying to divide and conquer

Varg is ourguy

I fuckin lold

it and similar threads will be posted again and again until vargtards wise up

fake? post link

nevermind its fake
blabbermouth.net/news/update-varg-held-family-at-gunpoint-fled-prison-because-he-feared-attempt-on-his-life/

He is a fucking idiot. I got into a fight with him on one of his videos years ago about spirits and reincarnation, something he claimed I should not dismiss yet never gave proof of it. Faggot hates christianity but happily thinks like a christfag when it comes to his delusional fairytales.

Make good black metal though.

Got any more/source on that pic?

i have four normal children thank you very much but nice try ;)

Americans failing to live up to expectations as whites yet again.

>Multiple shills trying to create a narrative for sheep to follow
Like most of Sup Forums

Because he triggers jew lovers and mystery meat whites.

>''I don't love jews''
>*slanders and hates everyone who isn't part of their jewish cult

It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.

It's interesting to note that Jorg Lanz von Liebenfels, one of the men who fueled the Ariosophical movement in Germany pre-Hitler, argued quite convincingly that it was Neanderthal DNA that moved Europeans away from their original form as shown in the Atlanteans.

Varg would say he was a cuck because he was a Christian but Liebenfels had a lot more insight than this horrible music making LARPer.

No way is varg living off welfare, if burzum isn't still making money there must be washed up fags sending him some because he was burzum.

>live in a shit shack cuck shed in france with no bathroom and running water like a literal nigger
My mother lived on a farm with an outhouse and a well.

Last time I checked my skin was white.

What is wrong with Varg now? I am confused. I love his content, but why is he so obtuse nowadays? He just won't accept any view other than that of his wife. Why is he so dense? Her hypothesis is interesting, but in the way that conspiracy theories are. Whenever he replies to someone in his videos he keeps regurgitating the same Neanderthal and reincarnation story.

>Neanderthal and reincarnation story
Can you give a quick rundown?

Not a Nordicist
But the difference between those two pics is the top is from 10,000 years ago
The bottom can be found in Africa today

It's his wife's theory on the proto-European religion. Basically what she says is that every mythological story is a Neanderthal story about reincarnation and bear cults.

Vahal is the womb, Valkyries are she-bears choosing the fallen to take them into the womb to be reborn on Halloween, dwarfs are just kids carrying bearded skulls on their heads that they took from the graves of their ancestors, Yggdrasil is placenta, einherjaj are embryos etc.

I mean it's interesting, but literally no study ever supports this besides bear bones found in some graves.

He was always like this, extremely thick headed, arrogant and unbending. He wont agree with you even if he knows youre right because it devalues his opinions in his eyes. He only accepts the opinion of his wife.

He's got a completely wrong approach and goes into too many irrelevant details about shit that doesnt matter and that nobody cares about.

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His latest video talks about it a bit. He even says elves are bees.

Yeah, I find it so strange, because he seems like an intelligent, creative man.

>*blocks your path*

What do you do?

Hail and Joy! I am a warrior against pornography, I am come unarmed! *raises right hand*

Stop blocking my path

his music is pure autism. coming from a norwegian black metal fan, his shit is literally childish noise

...

Is that Jim Henson?
Why should I care who he is?

>muh niggers
>muh white males

Varg fascinates the fuck out of me. I'm interested to see where his life goes down the line, or maybe he'll be proven right and the world falls apart (I hope not)

>I live like a welfare queen nigger therefore I am right
Can Vargtards get any worse?

The weak should fear the strong.

best green text ive seen in a while have a (you)

tbf some of his ambient stuff is really good. It was even used on a collapse documentary once.

Varg only plays viking conquest edition of Bow and Bardiche.
I want to see his kids become like him (support a traditional Europe and live off the land) but without the total insanity (race isn't important only religion is, WE WUZ neanderthals who mixed with bears, Chinese and Indians were actually Norwegian colonials, etc)
I'd get behind his family if they lead the charge in the next crusade to reclaim Europe.

Imagine his son asking a girl out on a date. Holy...

>literal
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Literally kill yourself.

Shit tier meme

Still trying to make my mind up about this guy, I think to sum it up; he's basically an asshole, nothing more.

An asshole who murdered someone.

You can't really brush over that detail.

he's the personification of Sup Forums.

>Remember shills, we attack only right wing e-celebs, even though we say we just hate e-celebs in general
Sage

>I am pure Neanderthal
>please let my Dwarf into your Valhall
Those dear lads.