Why Finland is the best country in the world?

Why Finland is the best country in the world?
>Beautiful women and culture
>Nokia
>Linux
>Beautiful language (suomi perkele, kiitos)
>Best bands (Children of Bodom, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Stratovarius )
>Best internet memes (spurdo)
>Saunas
>Best vodka (Absolut, Finlandia)
>No sand nigger multicultural shit.
>Best guitarist in the world Kiko Loureiro married a Finnish woman

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The only thing they lack is decent porn

youtube.com/watch?v=SQn_2XBFYCo

fuck those poser bands here is trve kvlt
youtube.com/watch?v=fh2jlZ1m4V0&t=13s

Stop with these threads we will be flooded by neckbears

I don't know, better ask northpole.fi
Everyone go there.

>Best vodka Absolut

Absolut is Skol tier vodka; they just had a great advertising agency.

p-poo too...

Aren't they blacked already.

Absolut is Swedish and Finlandia French tho, but whatever. The only thing we're self sufficient in is vitutus.

I asked a finn on Sup Forums about a good finnish porn actress and he told me her name, cant remember it though
But she almost exclusively fucked blacks

Nah ex commie blocks don't do that.
Neither do chink countries.
Finland is both so they're gonna be good for a while.

we don't have porn industry anymore. Only finnish porn star I know is Puma Swede and she lives in Sweden, others are just camwhores.

Master mongol genes.

>nokia
lel
someone wake pecca up

It's a Magyar-Finnic country, of course its great.

thats good

no thanks

>pic related

that was closed before it opened tho, it operates in bongland now

Absolut vodka is swedish you mongol!
Also nightwish is gay

aside from saunas and beautiful culture all of your points are factually wrong.

Because their national sport is SPURDO SPARDE

Thanks for update.
Poor bongland, nothing can save them now.

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He's the hero Finland deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A White Knight.

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because we raised them

>most promiscuous
>good

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Stop watching porn

Spurdo is finnish? Thank you for that

Really we're neither.

very ungrateful

No you didn't.

let me tell you about Finland

I wish I was born in Finland.

Not too badly up here. I saw a nigger irl last week. First time since October 2015.

Rakel Liekki was our big porn star in the 90s. One currently working now is Cindy Sun, she has done some foreign porn including a rough scene for legalporno.com. She looks like a trailer trash Barbie doll though

Yeah, I think it was cindy sun

>ex commie block
learn some history

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To be honest, the real reason is the mandatory military service. The military service is the backbone of our country. It builds character, discipline and patriotism. Almost everyone above the age of 18 knows how to handle an assault rifle and live in the woods.

>tfw c-paperit

What's the best way to get similar training if I missed the army bus?

And it makes for great spurdos.

top lel

This is now an army spurdo thread.

bumping due to a distinct lack of finland threads lately

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>Absolut
>Finnish

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Damn I'm still sad that I only served 6 months. Best days of my life

Uh do you forget Finland borders both Russia and Sweden? Holy shit and it's a part did Scandinavia so you're not even weighing the issues here. Retard.
/sage

Sad life you have

>posts cringe anime meme
I don't think you should be so hypocritical weeb.

>Beautiful women and culture
Our ""culture"" was made up by ethnic Swedes in the 19th century
>Nokia
Gone
>Linux
Kernel made by an ethnic Swede, the rest by a project started by a Jewish American
>Best bands
Maybe if you're 14
>Best vodka (Absolut)
It's Swedish
>No sand nigger multicultural shit.
lol

This is proof that hapas are the master race

Which one is better?
Absolut or Finlandia

Andersson something? There was few threads about her on Ylilauta years ago, turned out she was a teacher who was pushing multicultuarism.

In every single video she was fucking black guys. And she tried to hide the fact that she made porn, alot of porn.

You missed becoming gona. Youll never become gona now.

Spot the swede cuck

Errrr, meant Johannsen

>best rotten fish

Look into bushcrafting and hunting, usually they walk hand in hand.
Also, there could be courses geared towards adults in 4H, not sure though.

Absolut takes like shit, but that's on swedistans cape. I'll let you have children of bodom, nightwish is mediocre

>The military service is the backbone of our country

Thats so fascist though we live in the 21st century there's no need for mandatory military service

Nice try, ethic swede scum.
Finnish culture is totally different from faggy swedish culture
Linus is finnish, Nokia still exists
That club doesn't exist anymore.
Everyone thinks absolut is finnish.

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>4H

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12 is the best. First you're at the bottom for 3 months. Then you're REALLY at the bottom in NCO-school for another 3 months. Then you think it's going to get better because you have your two chevrons and all, but fuck it when you realize you have to take responsibility for the fuckups of those in your command for 6 months...

Still a 5/5 experience, because there just isn't anything compareable in the civilian world

Our military is strictly for defense, all our training is focused on defense.
I know this is bait, but for those who really think military should be abolished, there are nations out there that don't care for "this is 21st centure, were civilised".

Oh, I almost forgot:

30 Finns killed 500 million pig russian soldiers with 2 centuries old rifles and shitty wolf skin coats

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You forgot black miss helsinki

> 4h.fi/
When I was in highschool, I had a couple friends who frequently went on 4H trips, they learned survival / camping and other useful things. Discipline and leadership is also taught.

Looks like this

>Absolut
Found The Swede

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolut_Vodka

i like finns..my grand fater fought in Continuation War side by side with finns

I thought the sandniggers had invaded finland? no?

>ex commie blocks
burger education

>mfw no greater finland

The women, and a fair percentage of the men, have that fuckin upturned nose and wide cheekbones that give them a pig face. That's why Scandinavians and even Slavic women are hotter than the porcine Finns. I mean, I like Suomi, but I'm not going to pretend their women are hot. Oink.

Karelia when

Ye right. Enjoy your heavily obese landwhales.

>ethnic swede
so french speaking canadians are actually french and not canadian? You are making no sense

Higher res?

It keeps the muslims away at least

finland has a lot of cute traps

Bullshit
i.imgur.com/Ex6HQeX.jpg
Here's actual face composites, you jelly mutt.

Can anyone explain the Finnish energy drink meme to me?

no

Oh, I almost forgot:

30 Finns killed 500 million pig russian soldiers with 2 centuries old rifles and shitty wolf skin coats

You forgot Pervitin

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>The men have to ski fast and it is not easy to dig out just one pill, so he dumps the whole supply - 30 pills - into his mitten.

>He skis for more than 400 kilometres in temperatures of -20 C. During two weeks the only food he has are pine buds and a Siberian jay that he catches and eats raw.

>When he is finally rescued and taken to a hospital his pulse rate is nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight has dropped to 43 kilos.

What pill is that?

Methamphetamine?

fugg :DDDD

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Basically yeah.

Holy fuck.

30 uppers... How the fuck did he not overdose'd.