...so world leaders are openly making fun of Trump.
Macron just faked him out by going straight at him and at the last time he swerved and shook Merkel's hand. He shook Trump's hand last and Trump did that stupid weird power handshake.
And then Macron posted the whole thing on his twitter.
This is fucking great.
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Yeah, macaroni acting like a child at the meeting of the most important people in the world while his economy drops faster than a rock in water. Great.
Is that really what that was? That's sad
And why is trump still talking about NATO as if there is some bank account that America is funding that's running dry... Where is the money all of a sudden pouring into? Can he really still not know how the 2% works?
do you really think that Trump knows how NATO works?
Islamofacism is taking over Europe but Blumpf is BTFO so who cares
wow, so tough
I think I might hate Macron more than Trudeau.
I mean after spending all that time getting ready for it you would think that someone would of explained how the 2% that he has railed against works??
Where is the money pouring into?? His hotel's bank accounts?
The French being rude?
Unheard of.
Trump thinks in very one dimensional terms. He thinks that it is literal money that a country has to deposit in an account every month or something...
>leftists still haven't tired of the "bumbling billionaire" narrative
Go yell at sodomites on the radio, savage.
I'd much rather turn on our NATO allies and team up with Russia to execute all of these faggots that are keeping their populations hostage.
>Calling somebody a nigger
wew Macron not cool, not cool..
...no, he's a genius
even though EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING points to him being an idiot
The hero we need.
Is this - dare I say - our guy?
...
Honestly, I wasn't sure and I was never a trump fan. I wasn't sure if he would just being manipulative and talking in simple terms for a simple audience and then doing outrageous things to distract.....
Then this happened and I realized he's truly an absolute idiot..
“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”
Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”
Moar.
It's really like watching a bunch of 3rd graders trying to neener neener trump. But macaroni shows his colors right out of the gate.
I'm not surprised, poor boy was sexually molested by his teacher. And he is so mentally dead and fucked inside, that he later even married his molester.
Quite disgusting in a way, but also pretty sad.
i dunno man, all i see is a bunch of people scared of the new boss
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11/10 Berlusconi wanted for BANTER MINISTER
Macaroni just has thing for hideous old women, I guess
Macron is objectively more alpha than Trump.
I didn't take the the whole "Ignore Trump and shake hands with others first" thing too seriously, but after that Trump-Macron handshake in which Macron destroyed Trump's grip, that was the last straw.
What a fucking alpha... Didn't think anybody had the potential to fuck with Trump like that but just damn...
Macron is another goddamned Paul Ryan.
they know trump rely on acting like a moody manchild all the time to keep his followers and they turned that against him
it was funny
well it explains that Macron acts like a 10 year old child.
That was probably the time, where his teacher started molesting him and which fucked him so much in the head that he is still a child inside and can't act like an adult man.
>"It seems like it was love at first sight"
absolutely disgusting
yeah mass media would surely say the same in case the genders were reversed.
Macron seems like a prick.
>And his parents didn't take the news lightly, asking Trogneux to keep away from their son, at least until he was 18 years old.
>She replied: "I can't promise anything".
>Macron's mother said: "You don't realize it, but you've had your life, he hasn't... he wont be able to have children with you".
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wew lad.. married a woman 25 year older than him, who already had 3 children and who essentially sexually assaulted him (they had sex/a relationship before he was 18) and was his teacher.
So Trump just got dominated by a 10 year old?
How embarrassing senpai...
>Macron is objectively more alpha
in your weird leaf world, "alpha" means molested as a child and fucked in the head.
So yeah, Macaroni is surely alpha. wink wink
So alpha to get a 70+ year old woman. Wow. Yeah it's about really old hags nowadays. They are surely really hard to get.
Yes it's fucking great. Soon they'll start putting " kick me " signs on each others backs, and not sharing the toys.
So is he actually president already? So France doesn't have like a 3 month waiting period like USA?
the plight of the genius
Likely tied to pizza.
Everyone thought he was dumbing down his speeches to appeal to a larger audience and all the stupid shit he would say was just to keep his name in the headlines, turns out he is just an idiot.
>projecting
>the eternal non-diaspora croat
>dominated
kek
sure, leaf.
I wouldn't be surprised though in case Macaroni molests children as well. Would explain a lot. It's typical that people, who were molested as a child also starting molesting children. It's basically a disease, like having the gays. Would also explain his connections to the Rothschilds.
Listen here Hans
Macron as a horny teenager fell in love with his teacher and fucked her. A few decades later, he comes back to marry her because he doesn't give a fuck if it isn't normally accepted by society, he does it regardless.
Then as a nobody, who never even held public office and had no prior fame like Trump, he quickly became President of France and rules the country with his cougar wife. That is alpha as FUCK.
>in your weird leaf world, "alpha" means molested as a child and fucked in the head.
The same kind of leafs think justin trudeau is "alpha" instead of spineless corrupt cowards haha. youtube.com
So macaroni acting like a 10 year old in the OP video ofcourse counts to them as something a really macho man would do. Since they have no idea what a real man is.
>Soon they'll start putting " kick me " signs on each others backs,
no, just on his
he was just naturally attracted to the alpha male but reminded himself at the last moment he had to kiss the ring first to his monarch, merkel.
>“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”
>Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official.
>Mr. Trump said, according to the document,
>which was read to The New York Times
>by an American official.
I cant believe you leftist idiots still fall for this fake news bullshit, its a pathetic
I didn't really think anything seemed off. Slightly awkward, yes, but this could be chalked up to normal human interaction. I would need to be in the crowd at ground level and see the look on his face to actually tell if this was intentional or not.
>according to an account reported by the Times that was not disputed by the White House
keep your fake news to yourself, shill.
>So yeah, Macaroni is surely alpha. wink wink
Yes being a limp wristed retard is so alpha, like when he yanks people out of the way to be the center of attention in a photo op
Funny to so Clements and Chanels trying to stand proud as they're slowly realizing, between their singularity spawning pride and narcissism, Macron will import millions of shitskins to control for the democratic progress so he may be re-elected once again.
I've been in your nation, I have family there, it is truly a shitstain's shadow of its former glorious self.
so you're telling me all of them act like children, not just Trump?
cant read arabic
Drumpf BTFO
The white house has confirmed the account.. he's really this stupid
>That is alpha as FUCK.
There's nothing alpha about being taking advantage of by a woman 25 years older than you when you're not even 18, by a woman who already has had her pussy destroyed from giving birth to 3 children, and sexually frustrated starts to prey on her students.
She wasn't even a young teacher she was 25 frigging years older than him. Talk about getting sloppy seconds, but i guess maraconi didn't get out of her clutches since according to the book she even refused to leave him alone till before he was 18 eventhough the parents requested it of her. Talk about sloppy seconds, or in this case thirds.
better learn sweetie
Really? The man who dates a woman old enough to be his mother is emotionally arrested at the mental age of junior high? Wow , what a surprise.
France is cucked, I guess they need petty little token victories like this to focus on.
Emmanuel like his GILFs more like dried up husks, Merkel has to much meat on her bones for his tastes.
>Trump shows how retarded and narcissictic he is
>it's everyone else fault for laughing at the clown
>A few decades later
...he was surprised that his molester wasn't dead yet
>he comes back to marry her because he doesn't give a fuck
sure buddy.
That's what an alpha surely does. Marry an old disgusting hag, that no one wants anymore. Because really dry and used up vayayas are what alphas are going after.
For god's sake, the hag is uglier than Hitlery and that's quite an accomplishment.
An actual alpha either wouldn't marry or would actually marry a young female, to get non-autistic beautiful children.
Although I will give him points compared to Obongo. At least he married a female and not a man in drag.
>the post from USA
>the white house has confirmed the account
No
Also, where were you when Obama got caught on the hot mic telling the Russian diplomat he'd have more flexibility after the election?
You don't understand Hans, he loves Brigitte. There was no molestation. He loved her so much that he waited for her to get a divorce to later marry her. Despite Macron's ambition and knowledge that having an unconventional relationship might be bad for his political career, he still succeeded and became the youngest President of France since Napoleon, without any prior political office experience.
Plus he has connections to some of the most powerful people in the world, all the more alpha.
Trudeau isn't alpha, but he's going to cuck you and have your wife wet her panties for him. Trudeau doesn't try to be assertive like Trump since he isn't insecure like him.
But Macron dominated Trump to teach him a lesson, don't fuck with other world leaders, and now Trump understands that he will never EVER mess around with Macron.
>Hitlery
>>>/the_donald/
haha it's lumpf against the world, good luck you dumb faggots who elected this retard
>Promises to defeat ISIS in thrity days
>day 122 dances
>day 125 "ISIS are losers"
sauce you fucking leftist shill.
THIS IS WHO FRANCE ELECTED
>But Macron dominated Trump to teach him a lesson, don't fuck with other world leaders, and now Trump understands that he will never EVER mess around with Macron.
What kind of a political playbook are you reading? politics for mentally retarded? All macron demonstrated with that display of maturity of less than a 10 year old that he's part of the problem and it will damage negotiations between france and US if he keeps being a little cunt.
>There was no molestation.
minor + sex + adult, especially adult in power as in teacher == molestation, you fucking leaf pedo-pervert.
>he has connections to some of the most powerful people in the world
yes, those people probably even molested him too, when he was a child.
>Macron is objectively more alpha than Trump.
Alphas don't marry old granmas you shill
And Macron takes to Twitter to post this like it's some major victory? Trump even got the last laugh with the power handshake and the final "pat on the back"
Macron is such a little shit. Ideal representative of the French people.
In any other circumstance in which he wasn't holding public office, he would have the shit kicked out of him.
Look at this virgin beta faggot. When you're a Chad like Macron, whether a slut has been fucked once or a million times doesn't matter, if you fall in love with her, she's YOURS.
She didn't take advantage of him, it was his own feelings. Those feelings were so strong that he came back later for her. Many men would just give up and look elsewhere to not hurt their pride, but Macron is an alpha and he will get what he want, even if he has to wait.
Also, I am saying that Macron fucked Brigitte as a teen but there's no proof of it and they both claim it never happened, but I really doubt it.
So what if she's ugly or used? Love is love you faggot, all you care about an unused and young vagina, anybody can get that. Macron is different, he wants an unconventional relationship but pushes forward because society's norm or expectation have no effect on an alpha like him.
He met with the muslim nations to get THEM to attack ISIS (representatives from all the muslim nations were gathered in riyahd. You should watch the speech he gave in saudi arabia before you act like a dumbass. This is a key thing that has been missing, nobody has asked these nations to take an active role in destroying ISIS, people have just watched western military bumble about, and ofcourse under obama helping them instead of destroyign them. Also bombings of ISIS has gone up 50% after he took office.
>muh 70 year old jewish and saudi bootlicker is alpha
Someone should tell his wrists
>that face on trump
ahahahahahahhaha
>he would have the shit kicked out of him
By the obese 70 year old senile man who can't do half his public duties due to exhaustion?
Doubt it
HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck donald j trump
Isn't it the weekend? A holiday weekend no less? Please tell me they're paying you overtime
Alp)has marry whoever the fuck they want.
His mommy is going to ground him for sure.
>world leaders
>what until yesterday were American lapdogs and now are frantically seeking answers without a leadership
>meanwhile actual world leaders like China, Russia etc meet elsewhere
imagine being a cuck like OP
>implying I'm talking specifically of this instance
The guy is packing a snide attitude for being such manlet. This is typical chimpfucker macaroni.
>What kind of a political playbook are you reading?
A game started by Trump with his retarded handshake, showing obvious insecurity from Trump and attempts to seem assertive and dominant.
>politics for mentally retarded?
It's called body language you retard.
>All macron demonstrated with that display of maturity of less than a 10 year old that he's part of the problem and it will damage negotiations between france and US if he keeps being a little cunt.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
Trump started this trend where all the trumptards praised him for being so "dominant" around other politicians and leaders, despite damaging relations with other countries, but once Trump himself gets dominated by Macron, then suddenly boohoo it's wrong and everybody should act nice to each other.
Hilarious. I look forward to another Trump-Macron handshake, it will make /ptg/ and r/the_donald become a salt mine
He was there to suck their muzzie cuck you fucking idiot - christ. Day of the rope can't come soon enough.
Cause Trump is full on beta boipussy
You sound triggered. You should retreat to your safe zone, based black man.
>By the obese 70 year old senile man who can't do half his public duties due to exhaustion?
Nice story dumbass, i guess you didn't see his campaign where he basically campaigned harder than anybody and had more events etc. and busy schedule than anybody else.
Now you pretend he can't do his duties due to exhaustion?
In his speech in Riyadh where all the muslim nations representatives were gathered, he essentially demanded of them that they themselves actively started to deal with ISIS instead of just expecting the US to do it, something they have not been directly asked to do before before it was just the western military that was expected to fumble about and get blamed for everything bad at the same time whilst these nations sat on their hands. Perhaps you should take that into consideration. also bombings of ISIS has gone up 50% since he took office.
Trump has power way above all of them.
They are just angry because he can control them.
I love watching all these cucks getting forced into things lol.
They got no power.
topkek
All that jerking off to cuck porn has given Macron quite a grip.
>acting disrespectful to the most powerful leader in the world
lmao kay, good luck y'all
Berlusconi is a top-tier troll.
No wonder Trump bullied Montenegro.
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Kek he's the president of France for gods sake, I'm glad he thinks he's important though
It's amazing to me how childish and petty these world leaders are. I imagine that the heads of industry are the same way. Like none of them ever left high school. It's all so tiresome.
You're really bad at this leaf, macron isn't showing assertiveness with this, he's showing himself to be a moron, the US holds all the cards in negotiation with france, france has nothing going for it right now except for a massive immigration program that even the french women are starting to demonstrate over being abused by the migrants, so that he acts like a toddler and feigns to say hi to trump and then goes over to the traitor commie merkel at the last minute only will hurt france diplomatically. Hence why trump wasn't pleased in the other picture you linked. Macron is objectively a disaster for france in many ways. Wants to do nothing about the mass immigraiton and even states that france needs to get used to terror attacks for years to come.
Why can't canada have a terror attack for fucking once, you smug bastards constantly cheering mass immigration.
Trump shoves aside Montenegro's PM
>wow he's such an ALPHA! rest of the world BTFO!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I VOTED HIM IN, NO WAY (((SHILLARY))) OR ANYONE ELSE WOULD DO THIS!!! HAHAHA GLOBALISTS GOT TOLD!!!!
Macron does the same kind of move on Trump
>Wow, so disrespectful. Nice to known that while France is being taken over by ISLAMISTS NO-GO SHARIA ZONE this PEDOPHILIZED KEK still has time to go around and pull these stunts. So unprofessional. I, for one, am appalled. What a prick.
I guess the_donald never left, uh?
He went for the woman first and the men around offered their hand.
Trump didn't move and waited for the cuck to be the first to start the handshake.