>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
start the new thread off right with a shooting nice
James Adams
>landlord keeps money in basement
yeah. that's a good idea to let these lowlifes know that
Benjamin Jackson
>Landlord keeps money in the basement >Two men breaking in
Wyatt Wilson
>they say land lord keeps money in the basement sounds like a nigger rumor and someone decided to check it out
Julian Rivera
Good evening Robert
Gabriel Anderson
...
Christopher Wilson
>good night square!
Justin Johnson
Comfy af
Andrew Baker
Shots fired Multiples chases Couple of body snatcher calls The usual chimping
Aaron Hernandez
You think Robert gets to fuck the dispatch ladies?
Hunter Nelson
...
Sebastian Cooper
ROLLIN IN MUH SIX-FOUR >BWA BWA BWA
Eli Gray
evening fellow roberts
Gavin Mitchell
>computer won't work >car needs jumper cables
Robert's having a hard time tonight.
Nathaniel Miller
...
Ethan Peterson
Somebody pick up an alternator for rob and bring a 3/8ths socket
Jacob Gutierrez
>robert needs jumper cables oh I hope it's not for a dead battery
Jackson Miller
>body snatcher Just looked up what that was. What do you gain from digging up dead bodies?
Dylan Rodriguez
lol yeah i wish i would find a shot when they where coonning out in that cor doing a drive by
still need a meme smith to make that red pill meme
Mason Turner
Sorry he new bread took a bit longer Lads & Lasses. CAPTCHA bombed and I had to reload everything again.
Nathaniel Jackson
>five male fighting in the street
James Gray
"body snatcher" is what the Chicago cops call the contractors who come and collect dead bodies
Gabriel Flores
Call Mike Pence
Isaac Garcia
Oh, I'm retarded
Ayden Butler
But he needs to find the body removal forms first..
Nicholas Torres
No worries get /comfy/
Bentley King
>CAPTCHA bombed FUUUUCK! last night when captcha shit the bed ! I lost it.
Lucas Parker
Nah, just boost him and send the car back to the barn for maintenance.
Wyatt Torres
>FUUUUCK! last night when captcha shit the bed ! I lost it. Bro. I was fucking NOT comfy. I was anti-comfy. Hiroshimoot needs to sort his webchans out. I had to go lay down.
Benjamin Diaz
5 shots fired.
Isaac Jenkins
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Austin Nelson
>shots fired in an ally >sending Robert
Anthony Garcia
>FIVE SHOTS
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
Camden Young
what were those noises
Jason Kelly
>what were those noises can you be more specific? there are lots of noises. some is just the static of shitty radios. some is background noise when someone keys up their mic. and some of it is people playing fuck around on the radio. for those who were not on earlier, Blinded By the Light was playing again.
Leo White
OH NO NOT OUR ALLIES
Hudson Torres
>suspicious vehicle >two arabs inside
Grayson King
>Robert copy, 1052
Jace Perez
Oh shit she needs a sergeant
Aaron Thomas
Seems like a slow night so far... still too early, roberts?
Jordan Perry
yeah, wait until midnight
James Moore
>3 homeless males kicked out of ally >one OD'ing
lol, let them enjoy their ally
Nathaniel Howard
Any vehicle with arabs in it is suspicious.
Adam Jackson
Usually means a complaint about the servicing of the caller's issue. Sergeants get shit on from both directions.
Brayden Wilson
>Usually means a complaint about the servicing of the caller's issue >I toll him I wanted mys neighbor arrested and he won't do it!" >whatchu mean you won't either?"
Charles Richardson
IT'S SPELLED "ALLEY" YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lincoln Turner
grammer nazi alert
Cooper Jackson
WHITE MALE
Aiden Smith
SAVE THE WHITE MALE SHOOT ALL GANG MEMBERS ON SIGHT
Cooper Gutierrez
White boy about to get BLACKED
Lincoln Morales
>sexually aggressive
Ryan Kelly
Male White better GTFO of there
Oliver Richardson
"several gang members are about to beat the white male on the corner" did i hear that right??? uh oh
Lucas Williams
>becoming sexually aggressive
Daniel Wilson
S E X U A L L Y A G G R E S S I V E
Levi Lopez
>Several men are about to beat white man SAVE HIM, ROBERT!
Jose Lopez
>elderly residents complaining about loud music >3 hispanics fighting outside casa pueblo, nothing further
Joshua Ramirez
>3 Male hispanics fighting in front of Casa Pueblo Fucking typical
Adam Anderson
>hispanics are fighting in the street outside of Casa Pueblo God Bless America
Jordan Gray
>casa pueblo, good food?
Ryan Nelson
was slavery bad for blacks. I think so but what do you think
Carson Cook
>female screaming for help >disregard that's our arrestee making that noise
Matthew King
...
Levi Martin
>something sexual square!
Zachary Richardson
slavery was bad because it brought nogs to merika
Caleb Stewart
good for current generations bad for older generations who were actually slaves
Cooper Wood
>get arrested by the po-po >start screaming for halp makes perfect sense
Isaac Hughes
>male has been shot in the street
Juan Williams
HE SHAHT HE LAYIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
Alexander Ortiz
Genuine question:
When the obama library comes to chicago and a riot happens, will blacks leave it alone? I mean obama is their hero but lets be honest, a riot in chicago is gonna happen at some point.
Gavin Watson
>shot, laying in the middle of the street
Happy Memorial Day weekend to that Robert
Chase Cook
dont those elderly party poopers realize as soon as robert breaks up the party male black will go back to rapin' and robbin'
Asher Thompson
those shooting stats are getting pushed way up this weekend
James Carter
Do you actually think they can read the sign saying "Obama Library", much less the books inside? It'll be burned just as quick as anything else
Joshua Green
I bet they put in Hawaii because that's where he was allegedly born
