Lately I've been getting into yoga and I absolutely love it. The stretching, the breathing, the relaxing, the challenge, all whilst being surrounded by tight big butts. What's not to love?
But why is some of the shit yoga instructors say so pants-on-head retarded?
How do I maximize the good vibes from yoga while filtering out the mumbo-jumbo?
>tfw today in yoga I absent mundedly set up in the front and missed out on a panoramic view of three rows of asses.
Jace Campbell
Bumping
Aaron Gomez
Yoga. It helps you reach.
Luke Fisher
Brrrraaaapppttttt
Levi Garcia
when you practice meditating, you eventually gain the ability to completely block out the voice of the instructor
Oliver Jenkins
this is the dumbest thread i've ever seen on this board >this is the dumbest thread i've ever seen on this board
Blake Allen
>What's not to love The subconscious feeling you're only doing this because your a beta loser and will use your flexibility to suck your own dick later
William Sullivan
Do it yourself in your home.
Elijah Rodriguez
Kek! I remember that skit. Back when SNL was still funny.
Angel Bailey
>But why is some of the shit yoga instructors say so pants-on-head retarded? "Yoga" isn't the original yoga, they added a bunch of newage bullshit, example: Namaste.
original yoga is that cross legged hopping thing the dali lama and his pals do (that incidently looks fucking hilarious.)
Caleb Bennett
not sure if you are being sarcastic, op, but yea... yoga is great.
you aren't afraid your dick will get hard being surrounded by all the /fit/ girls?
Gavin Rogers
I'd do yoga if the western name for poses wasn't stupid shit like "downward doggy" and "happy baby". So childish. It's like they try to make yoga, which I assume is a seriously great thing, into something trivial and fashionable
Asher Perez
lots of politics goin on here... fuck off back to Sup Forums
Leo Baker
Think of the silly vacant shit they say like simple-minded poetry, random pretty thoughts strung together to make you feel good.
Because that's all it is.
Robert Peterson
>has a flashback kids, snl wasn't always a leftist propaganda vessel
Jace Stewart
Your practicing a religion you know nothing about
Michael Adams
>yoga
Justin Moore
POLITICS
Levi Ward
Yoga is great. Try to pay attention to what they're saying. You might get something out of it.
If you don't want any of that, go to a pilates studio down the street.
Gavin Robinson
I did yoga, it was full of scraggly middle aged women. 0 young birds.
John Collins
As if I don't get rejected enough in real life. Now I got to try and get rejected by an entire yoga class? No thank you
>today in yoga I absent mundedly set up in the front and missed out on a panoramic view of three rows of asses. you have to do that every now and then so they dont know your a perv. though not using lotion so it makes less noise when you fap is kinda rough so you can do that when you benis needs a break