How do we survive a terrorist attack? Literally a terrorist uprising with people going door to door and killing civilians and barricading themselves inside towns.
Give links on how best to prepare for a terrorist attack and how to behave during the attack.
Extra points for doing this without needing guns or anything my government doesn't trust me to own.
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>Give links on how best to prepare for a terrorist attack
US army field manuals:
globalsecurity.org
>and how to behave during the attack.
Pointy end of the weapon towards the enemy.
>how to best prepare for a terrorist attack
Kick all muslims out of your country.
>telegraph.co.uk
Cross reference the above map with the below map of muslim population by country.
>pewforum.org
Well WE have guns.
Well by the British standard, put some tea on the kettle. Remove your pants or burka or whatever and offer the tea to your new overlords.
I would just take my AK-47 out and pop their heads off. I suppose a bong could always use a plastic spork.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
tactical sharting unit deploy!
Have an armed populace with less strict gun control YOU FUCKING TWAT. You only have e yourselves to blame.
You Brits are getting Rwandaed, Muslims stocking up on machetes.
Thank god we got independence from you or our country would be filled with Pakis.
Get a machete. Seriously.
>Stop ISIS door-to-door murder salesman
>Get arrested because he got a bump on his noggin while on your property
Part and parcel.
Not really related with how to survive ISIS kicking down your door, because you won't be able to. Even if you have a gun in your mummy may-approved £5k gun safe that takes 5 minutes to open, you'll still be prosecuted and get 20 years for using it.
I'd recommend everyone go and do a trauma first aid course, though. Preferably one run by ex-service guys, because someone hurting their ankle (((( isn't relevant.
You want to know how to stop major arterial bleeding, treat pneumothorax, how to use quick clot (enjoy being prosecuted for that as well, although apparently the newer formula doesn't leave horrific fourth degree burns everywhere. Unless it's a family member it's probably just worth letting them die rather than risk a lawsuit because they ended up with a scar where the 7.62 round blew out their back)
>I suppose a bong could always use a plastic spork.
Fucking lold and checked. Yuropoverties are so fucked
Plenty of farmers in the U.K. have shotguns. That means plenty of dead goat fuckers if they try that house to house bullshit.
>Brits worried about getting death enriched door to door
>I'm worried about which mart to shart in
wew
Triples for truth.
I have a 9 mm pistol and my AK ready to rock when some sorry mother fucker steps foot in my house.
Get your guns ready.
Europe is what happens when the shepherds decide they want to kill the sheep off and release wolves within.
I wish we could do something to help them, but each day it seems more hopeless. Sort of like here, but not as bad.
Have you ever seen documentaries showing muslims fighting in places like yemen on youtube? They hipfire like dipshits.
Read sun tzu art of war and git gud with rifle
Just don't bomb people when they say they will do revenge attacks on anyone who bomb them first. (like isis did... And they only attacked countries who attacked them first... So we know it works to leave them alone. Let the US take the risk. Americans love killing people and will likely bomb the local area anyway.)
You could always get a crossbow or something
im pretty sure you can get blackpowder revolvers in UK without to much of a hassle
they are licensless in sweden
How about we wipe them out to the last drop of blood and also deny entry to scum in our countries?
Should go with this on /k/. You could go a long way, from setting up simple perimiter booby-traps to creating barrel bombs. Although, a gun is probably safest since it won't randomly kill the postman or blow up in your basement while you're cooking up a kerosene charge.
Stab one of them when they break into your house, take his weapon and try to kill the rest of them.
You're dead meat anyway.
Wtf am I looking at here
Europe is what happens when most of the population was peasants and serfs that had to rely on their lords for their survival.
The South African commando system is the only way to deal with muds.
>Terrorist comes to my house
>I shoot him
Easy
well i guess sense your cucks your pretty much fucked.
I'm thinking diy hobo tier weaponry is about all your going to be able to do. go ask /k/ for some more suggestions.
First things first if you don't have a 72 hour kit set up all ready get the fuck on it man, make sure you have a decent blade with your kit.
I would arm your self asap! Buy a bow, 2 dozen arrows and broadheads to put on them, practace as much as you can. Make a shield, sharpen some sticks to spears, and make some sort of club. If you are caught there probably felonies on your shitty little island.
Once armed set up a door bar and a brace on outside doors that you can set up easily and quickly. Put rebar into window frame as window bars to make entry less easy, and some supplies for booby trapping if shit actually pops off. think simple glass to hear people, caltrops to slow
Last store up some none perishable foods and water gradually and keep increasing your stores tell there's no room to add more. Maybe make a chainmail shirt if you have the time.
People in the countryside are more likely to be armed.
If this happens it would most certainly be a false flag. The government hates rural people more than anything else because rural folk are almost always more conservative and resistant to the modern "progressive" bullshit.
Fucks going on? One guy is just standing there as if nothing.
You don't get out much do you, lad?
This guy is why you euro fags aint got guns.
>lol a gun cant save you
Well, even if you get raided by 30 shitskins, you can take 15 if not more down with you
Kill them first.
In the next few years: First politicians to suggest that we should ban mudslims, wins.
I feel bad for you
All the males in my family are proficient with our many military grade firearms. Thousands of rounds of ammunition.
The scenario you're worried about would be a fucking grand time for us. Let them come. They'd regret it.
You? I guess you'd better make some spears. Can you guys have crossbows? Probably not but if so that'd be my next choice.
>uk
>guns
Lmao, youre even more cucked than us
W-with what?
>qbz
>dildos
>gay flag
it's almost poetic
>europe
>guns
lol.
There's 1 million gun owners in the U.K. virtually all are in the countryside
Well I am a leaf...
Make sure you put soap in the water gun or it wont do shit when you spray it in their eyes.
The qbz has to be the gayest piece of that
weve been fine with that threat here for over 20 years, and were outnumbered 10:1, and you guys are scared of the handful of isis's?
No wonder we beat you so hard in the war you had to resort to genociding our woman and children.
commando style h2h takedown
>>Spot all the mosques and ghettos you know on Google Earth (only few of them appear in the map)
>>export coordinates in .kmz
>>spread it
is anyone doing this?
Surely you've kept some of your grandaddy's guns hidden away, right? Right!?
Without prior trial? Fucking racist
Impossible, guns are illegal in Britain. Therefore this sort of attack is impossible, end of story, QED, anyone who says otherwise is a rural/suburban retard.
Maybe you could try hitting them with a bicycle wheel>
after the paris atacks,
people all singing cumbaje, telling how they arent afraid of the terrorists, then there is a loud bang in the background and everybody starts running,
Mass panic and butthurt from lefty fags because of some firecrackers.
Go around your ISIS neighborhoods and do it first
It's handy knowledge, but still ain't gonna save you from getting your head chopped off in the time it takes the police to get back from confiscating butter knives.
COME TRY IT HERE ISIS NIGGERS
>THE STATE OF BRITKUCKS
WE INVENTED THIS THING CALLED THE SECOND AMENDMENT LITERALLY CUS OF YOU REDCOATS
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
This, take the fight to them. Insurgents count on a larger force being slower, more transparent, and reactive instead of proactive.
What a stupid fucking question. "How do you prepare for terrorists going door to door?" Oh, but no guns.
Why don't ask how are you going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Oh, but you can't use bread.
Guns are the fucking answer, and you fucking start killing muzzie with them. You stop waiting around for muzzie to go boom and you fucking shoot muzzie in his home, or on the street or everywhere you see him.
If i was in uk (ie muslims are everywhere and no guns) i would invest in a really good door and wall
Go armadillo mode.
Fucking shotty senpai. Winchester
Your government would sooner see you dead than defend yourself with "prohibited" items. Say that your countrymen decided to take up arms in such n event yeah? The state would come down on them far harder than any terrorist because they had the gal, the audacity to not rely on the very state that would rather see them dead than defend themselves for self defense. This massive load of bs aside. Take up arms anyway. Say an isis group goes door to door. What happens? You die. What happens if you defend yourself? You go to prison. Or you could not only defend yourself, but you could also tell the state to go shove it. If you're in a rural area, the local authorities might not make too big a stink over a big enough armed group that just helped defend a town against terrorists.
Better start sharpening your spoons, m8
Seriously.
Kebab or Jamal or Jose tries this shit in America and it would be a community gathering fun time.
>How do we survive a terrorist attack?
Buy some shotguns.
Set up a joint alarm system with your neighbors.
>How do we survive a terrorist attack?
with your government? You don't.
What's wrong with the QBZ? For what it is, it gets the job done. The trigger is better and it's as accurate as a Tavor which literally costs more than twice as much.
UH M8, SPOONS ARE ALSO ILLEGAL FOR THEM
ISLAM MEANS SURRENDER
LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND SHOW YOUR THROAT TO THE BEHEADERS, BONGISTAN
>tfw no guns
is a feeling i'll never know. OP sort your life out. you can own guns in the UK. you are just too lazy to do so. all their rules are bullshit, but isnt your life worth the hassle?
RARE FLAG
I've been waiting so long to post this image.
.40 with two 15 round clips ready to go in a holster; another 5x 15 round clips ready in my ammo case along with 300+ rounds.
30-06 with 1 in the chamber, 5 in the magazine with another 5 on an ammo belt on the stock. 10x 8 round block clips ready to go. 200+ rounds in ammo box.
I know I don't have a lot of Ammo for these guns but you better believe your ass that I'm a great shot and shitskins would stand no chance in urban warfare environment against Americans who have been waiting their whole life and have spent the last 20+ years at shooting ranges just waiting to switch out a paper target with a shitskin face on their own turf.
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Get yourself some body armour and some decent blades if you can't get hold of a shooter .
>Be Brit
>Decent Blade
>Bin it
Most people in rural England have dogs. Usually a number of them.
You get out before it happens... christ knows your country's cops and government aren't going to do shit about it
>that discolored dildo
This fag is serious.
I've got a few nice ones stashed away . My favourite is a 1954 stamped British army machete which I have honed to a frightening sharp edge . I have a few others too some expertly hidden and others easy to get to
After the Paris attack all the leftists in France were making a big deal about how the French weren't afraid and weren't going to let the attack scare them or stop them from being a big fat drum circling multicultural paradise.
Then someone set off some ten-cent firecrackers at a vigil and all the brave leftists trampled over each other in a mass panic.
escape while you still can
THIS
>Arm all your citizens and police
If you live in the countryside and don't own at least a shotgun or a rifle, you're doing it fucking wrong.
>Reduce your fucking immigration, full background checks on "refugees"
Go to jewtube and search "The Slingshot Channel" by a mr. Sprave.
German fellow, really joly guy. But he will show you how to weaponize just about anything and it should be legal there.
You can make some pretty powerful air "bows" and whatnot.
Practice with that shit, find what works the best and is cheap, spread info around your country via social media.
Bam, you just legally armed your cucked nation against an Islamic uprising. (Which I doubt will actually happen.)
better make guns legal again
Buy a fireaxe or woodsplitting axe (about the heftiest/most practical weapon you can get in the UK that doesn't take the training of a sword to use effectively) and lift, have a word with your mates on where you would meet on such an event so you can group up and hunt down the jihadi's.
i want to laugh so hard at this but Australia is hardly any better
get yourself, friends and family prepared to start a militia if this happens, I guess your best bet for weaponry would be kitchen knives. learn how to use a knife effectively, teach people where to stab an assailant if necessary. Try and push for firearm reform so you and other law abiding citizens can defend yourselves. Set up neighborhood watch programs.
Sorry to say it Papa UK but you kinda fucked yourself over on gun laws, try and stay safe though.
>tfw the only saved documents on militias are against the persistent threat of the state and not fighting lone terrorists as they pop up
I actually ended up buying this "toy" off amazon for like $50, and like 200 bolts.
Just to mess around with. I can confirm that this is actually pretty powerful and would definitely kill someone if shot at the head.
I fired a bolt without a tip at a solid block of wood, and it left a good 1-1.5cm indent. Fired from about 20m away.
I imagine you bongs can at least own this? Bongs please confirm or deny.
how durable are these?, was thinking about getting one but i heard you have to replace the string after like 100 shots or something?, can pick em up here for like £30.
Also the bin that knife meme is only partially true, you can carry knives in public as long as they dont lock and limited to a 3" blade
You crank some Zeppelin and AC/DC and go to your basement safe to bust out the knives
Free track for you to use: youtu.be
the population want to reduce immigration, the fuckin government won't stop. It's hard in europe to get a hand on weapons. I can't take this shit any longer. Every day I#M walkink to my city a bit of me is dying. It took 1 year for me to go full racist. Now I hate every Muslim, Dindu Nuffin and Leftie antifa scum.
If I see shit like this
anger is rising inside me. so much that I would like to go full right wing dead squad and wipe every subhuman from the existence of this plane. I really hope that the civil war comes soon, so I can let my anger free.
>muzzies go door to door in rural uk
>First stop get shotgunned by famer.
They've not thought this through.
Just like in Hot Fuzz
It's true, the string is shit and will wear down after like 200 shots or so.
However I actually found a really good/cheap fix for that, which I think I found in the amazon comment section. All you have to do is get some super glue and coat the part of the string that makes contact with the bolt, and it'll last waaaay longer.
Other than that they are really well made, don't feel low quality or anything. And they are pretty accurate out to about 30-40m.
My only concern is that the safety is pretty bad. If you tap the trigger repeatedly while the safety is on, it might still fire. So just be careful and exercise trigger control as you would an actual firearm.
For the price though, I would still recommend it.
>without guns
not most of the fags in Commiefornia
I hope they strike there first
"The best answer is often the simplest."