What would be the best execution method? The current one is expensive and tends to fail. My suggestion would be a guillotine. It's over quickly and the only cost is maintenence and cleanup.
Best execution method?
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Rope. Tie in a knot. Beat the person to death with the knot.
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Depends on what do you want. You want it cheap, humane, spectacular or particularly nasty? My best pics would be crucifiction (christians ruined it, it's so good that it was discovered at least twice) hanging on a short chain and the chinese special: operating table during organ harvesting.
No. We had the best execution method. Clean. Humane. Easy, cheap and reliable.
guillotine is messy and actually leaves the brain intact...
A bullet to the head is not guaranteed to kill.
It's also boring as fuck. Guy just slumps down into his grave as you grab the nex one. It's an execution done by glorified back alley thugs, not by order of law. It doesn't give the people any sense of retribution like a hanging corpse does.
Grenade in mouth.
just bury them alive, no clean up no mess.
This. Nothing beats rope. Keeps the body intact and is the least expensive (no blood to clean up or bullet to waste)
You need to guard a grave for a little while or someone could dig them up while they are still alive. Even if they are dead, lack of body would be upsetting if we are dealing with someone dangerous.
Are we talking long or short rope?
Have the condemned dig a hole, put a bullet in his head, shove him into the hole and push some dirt over it.
Takes a couple hours at most and there's very little to clean up.
Pit death row niggers against each other in gladiatorial fights to the death.
We might as well profit from their deaths.
6 hours of this
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That is the preferred Soviet method.
Mostly because dead bodies are heavy.
What if he refuses? You'll end up looking like an idiot in front of all watching.
Drowning, nice and cheap
Just a knife to the neck is quick and humane
Guillotine is a revolutionary (leftist) tool.
Rope is part of our tradition.
You're a sick man Anton, but dammit you know how to be efficient.
I wrote a paper on that in my gov class.
Agreed. I've always held the opinion that if I had to be executed I'd choose the guillotine. Quick, clean and you get to find out how long a head lives after being separated from the body.
Guillotine is indeed the best option, perhaps the only useful thing we frogs ever invented
I say suffocation. Take left over plastic bags and just put them over every brown persons head till they stop breathing and boom perfect world
Then shoot him and push some dirt over him. I don't care.
Better question; what's the best execution method to dissuade future criminals?
Crucifixion? Burning? Crow cage?
for you or for the viewers?
UUUU:
>helium pumped in chamber where you sleep
for viewers:
>An car show-type extravaganza with you sitting on electric chair that's supposed to go off when a certain monster truck performs a stunt but it "fails" so Steve Stone Cold Austin has to run a gauntlet of other wrestlers trying to stop him and strap some C4 on you before detonating it to the sound of Star Spangled Banner right when the lyrics come to the "bombs bursting in the air"
It's how I'd wanna go too, but no state allows for this
Buried alive with live broadcast.
execution of their family
Firing squad is the honorable way to go. You die on your feet. Blood loss is rapid enough even if it is all gut shots.
ISIS comes up with the greatest excecutions
Flaying. Extra points for a complete skin that can be nailed to the wall.
Burning at the stake has to be the worst way to go...modern burning with gasoline ends faster... Back in the day it could take a while
Bullet to the back of the head in plastic bag, saves maintenance and cleaning
Too over-produced, feels fake.
Don't mind me
Best execution is public execution for all to see.
Are you doing YOUR part?
throw them to the sharks.
Television. The soul dies, but the body does what its told to. It's called programming for a reason. Also smart phones. They are turning people into zombies too.
wtf is this
Throwing people on the volcano. Let the nature do its natural course for you
Witnessed.
The Boats.
>The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.
Nitrogen asphyxiation is the best method.
It's 100% effective, creates no mess, and our lungs do not recognize nitrogen as a dangerous gas, so the victim does not experience the feeling of suffocation like you do with carbon dioxide. Plus, even if the gas chamber leaks, nitrogen is harmless when diffused.
>guillotine best kill
*clap.mp3*
>arab beheading for rapes
*weaponized autistic screeching*
gas chambers
Probably somenthing like Iron Maiden and the Brass bull.
Buried neck height into sand, right by an ant hole, having honey poured in your head is also a good one.
Gas
Public hanging, short rope. Should be employed gratuitously.
Firing squad. Quick, humane, cheap. If you want it to be messy then hanging, drawing and quartering is probably the best.
blowjobs by hot chicks
You'd have to keep the creature alive and pay for the electricity bill. Worth it, though.
another day in marseilles
meh, a plastic bag on someone's head and duct tape it(now quite sure if it works? but then something more airtight), cheapest way, and if they suffer a little fuck them, unless your plan is to execute people for fart rape and nonsense like that
Metal af.
This, study how we kill our domesticated food (barring any cult rituals). Simple competition to be most efficient means that civilized slaughterhouses already know the best methods.
You need an Executioner, a hangman so to speak. A Hardened killer who you make sure you keep on a leash so he doesn't start hunting little kids in his spare time. You pay him alot for this job (100K at least).
The power of darkness is strong with this man, he has no problem destroying life, though he does it robotically.
You try to hook this guy up with goth chicks since he has the blood of many hands on him, that way he has a hottie to bang who doesnt have a problem with the souls of the dead hanging around.
if its strong enough and aimed at the right spot it is
and a 3 round burst to the head certainly is
How about 2 shots from a 12 Gauge?
> too bad we dont have shotguns that can fire Both barrels at once anymore
Hanging. Guillotine seems too messy.
Anyone got a video to this?
Except with a pile driver for the head. Severed heads are alive for a while, can move eyes, etc. I'm sure it fades fast, but it's a thing.
> tfw never knowing what it's like to be a severed head
Bullets cost money
Actually, yes. I agree with you, OP. I've thought about it a lot and chemicals have chances of putting someone in huge amounts of pain without killing them. Same with electrocution. Beheading always has been simple, cheap, and effective. Relatively painless, as there is not much time for the brain to register the pain before setting into shutdown mode.
hmm capitain infact sharks dont eat humans and rarely attack
in most case it's because they've mistaken surfers for seals
Hanging requires some complicated math to make sure it works. Otherwise it either asphyxiates the person, or severs their head. Its only supposed to break the neck.
And Messy? Thats why you do it in some room that can be easily washed and pressure scrubbed down.
Death by execution should be messy and visceral to give satisfaction to those who were harmed by the condemned.
Dude your vision would be blue as hell. When I was a kid I stuck myself in the knuckle with a knife and blood just spurted out, and I stumbled into the next room and my vision was getting all blue and fuzzy.
No blood going to the head, and blood draining out, and you'd pretty much be K/O within seconds.
And lethal injection drugs dont?
Puhleeez
Shotgun shells are pretty cheap.
> 000 Buckshot, so it scatters inside the skull
> multiple wound paths, hydrostatic shock, explosive cavitation
I still don't understand how the electric chair became a thing and stayed one
It's horrible enough it doesn't qualify as a humane execution method by any standard, but on the other hand it's also not to outwards horrible as to dissuade criminals
saddam was hanged and it literally decapitated him ...
nothing messy with a guillotine the head simply fall in the basket
Riding the Holo-Coaster.
>Requires canisters to be replaced
>Guillotine is a single blade or rope replacement, which is much, much easier and cheaper
>Thinking a frontal lobe injury is an instant kill
>Not wanting to deny the brain blood and oxygen and set the body into shock immediately
It's like you want them to survive and be a vegetable.
Loss of oxygen in air is the most human, sawing for lulz
you know just as well as me that if there were a modern version of the guillotine the blade would be replaced with every execution to ensure maximum sharpness
Its actually pretty humane but only if its done Right. Its horrifying to watch, though.
Still thats a Tech method of execution. Thats like shooting someone with a laser.
Execution should be low tech and crude.
This.
why would you like to watch kids burn?
too messy
too... damn... not messy at all. Let's call it too much nightmare fuel.
Short drop and a sudden stop. There is a science to it. But done right, yeah. Then it's both fairly humane and with little to no mess.
Neither. Short rope and they choke slowly. Long rope and the head comes of (messy-messy-messy). Medium rope adjusted for individual weight.
Don't be lazy burger, the exercise will do you good. And you have oooh so many "people" who are prime candidates for the rope.
Are you sure you got the right flag. Sound like Finnland to me.
our volcanic clay declared their independence from us after ww2. So we no longer have that option
hmmm as deterrent rather than simple efficiency the blood eagle used to be the thing around here
It'd be some kinda tungsten carbide laser sharpened thing.
> like mono-molecular sharpness pretty much
> probably with micro-serrations like some scissors have now
> itll probably cut through the spine without getting dull, straight through bone
That is one thing that technology does help with.
sure if it's done right but there's just so much things that can go wrong with an electric chair
So touching and powerful.
Humans are lazy. There's no way they'd replace every single blade. Do they replace the wires on the electric chair, after every execution, to ensure a proper current? Fuck no. Fry the mother fucker. That's all they care about. They don't care if he's in pain or survives. They'll throw the switch again or keep it on for longer. They'll try again tomorrow, if they have to.
I bet you replace your blades after shaving every single time too, wasteful cunt.
Dutch companies already have very good chemicals for euthanasia.
Very reliable and painless.
America used them for executions, but this is not allowed so there is an export ban and now they are back to the electric chair I think.
a guillotine blade would be fairly easy to replace though
we have a similar export ban
at the same time FN happily keeps sending weapons to the Saudi's
you know, to keep things at maximum hypocrisy
I find the free helicopter ride to be the most humane form of execution.
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So is a razor blade for your shave. You don't do it though. How often would the blade actually need to be replaced, is what we should be arguing. There's a zero chance of it being replaced every single time. Especially since there's only two reasons why the blade would ever be replaced.
1) Too dull to cut through easily
2) Remove risk of transmitting diseases???
Well, if they're going to die, there's zero chance of them caring about transmitting diseases to a dead man. So (2) is pointless. (1) is more practical but you could always just sharpen the blade, rather than replacing it entirely.
How about no barbaric and degenerate practices and try to evolve our ways to help (((anyone)))?
This.
This would only make modern liberals giggle in delight. Not effective.
you've got like what, 20 executions a year these days?
That's low enough numbers there'd be a new blade per execution guaranteed.
Heck the blades would probably have to be destroyed after every use just to avoid them becoming collectors items. You can bet your arse that the blade that killed [insert famous serial killer] would sell for close to a million at the very least
>A Hardened killer who you make sure you keep on a leash so he doesn't start hunting little kids in his spare time.
Actually most famous soviet executioners who literally killed tens of thousands used to be quiet family men whose wive and children thought them to be some sort of lower gov official who does paperwork.
The Blood Eagle:
The blood eagle is a ritualized method of execution, detailed in late skaldic poetry. According to the two instances mentioned in the Sagas, the victim (always a member of a royal family) was placed prone, the ribs severed from the vertebral column with a sharp implement and the lungs pulled through the opening to create a pair of “wings”
Same
Vlad did nothing wrong.
‘..And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years..’
– Revelations 20:4
This
I think having a job where you regularly come into contact with death gives you a new and solemn perspective on life
The Industrial shredder is the best execution method. Just throw people in a tall one. It is fast and cheap, the machine can be bought in large quantities, and they are already used to dispose of cow carcasses, so humans would be no problem. It also solves the issue of disposing of the body; just put a truck just below the shredder, then the bodies can be directly dumped in a landfill or used as fertiliser.
Firing squads. At least 4 men shoot someone who is standing. It is quick and the most "honorful" execution you could think off.