Racist jokes thread

Racist jokes thread

How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 100 in the ashtray

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What do you call the flintstones if they were black?

Niggers

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self bump, come on fags these threads are always nice

> when your country is a shoe model

Whats the difference between a tire and a nigger?

Niggers stink without burning.

>falling for the holohoax
You had one job.

bumping this shit

Sup Forums ignoring a thread with genuinely good potential to argue about "who's white" and shill

shlomo
yo mama so fat they had to push her smoke up the chimney

How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.

you fucked it up kid its 6 million in the ashtray git gud

You guys need to be more considerate. My grandpa died in the Holocaust.

He fell out of a guard tower.

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Why does a policedog liks his asshole after a mission?


To get the niggertaste out of his mouth.

That flag can't be real

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure as hell can pick cotton

The other day, I saw a black man walking down the street with a large flat-screen television in his arms. I thought, "Oh shoot, that looks like mine." But then I realized it couldn't be mine -- Mine was at home shining my shoes.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Whats the difference between rape and extortion?

The way you spell 'mail'

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew screams when you shove it in the oven

>100 in the ashtray
6 million in the ashtray

tremble goy

What's long, black, and smells like shit?

The unemployment line

What's the worst part of being a black Jewish?
Sitting in the back of the oven.

My grandpa helped the jews during the Holocaust.
To get in the train.

I don't like the term "black people" because that implies that blacks are people....

Fpbp

What's long, black, bumpy when you drive on it, and present in every city?

The welfare line

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza actually went in the oven

Why do seagulls have wings?

So they can get to the dump before the niggers

What's the difference between a crushed dog and a crushed arab ?

There are brake traces in front of the dog.

Why are black jews the most oppressed people of all?

Because they have to sit in the back of the oven.

Took a second for me to get it but fucking kek. Better wording would be "skid marks" Frenchfag.

6 minutes:

>HAC Why I Say Nigger
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Careful, Hans. We don't always combine words like police dog and nigger taste like in German

what the difference between a nigger and a tire?
if you chain them,the tire doesn't sing

Well done, sir

it's not the official new caledonia flag, it's the independantist flag
the NC flag is actually the french one

A nigger was found dead on a street, having been stabbed 31 times and shot 17 times. The police wrote on a report "worst suicide I've ever seen."

A nigger was found drowned from the bottom of a lake, a rope with an anchor tied around his ankles. The police wrote on a report "The jiggaboo tried to steal more than he could carry."

It's second nature we do it here as well. Can't help it at night, with words like "brandweerautobandventieldopjesfabriekbouwvergunningenverlenerspen" being an actual and correct word.

Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off