Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop and order a SMALL coffee?
Here's the thing, if I order a SMALL coffee then people might start to wonder, what else about this guy is small? Small coffee for a small man!
I've learned from Sup Forums that you have to take what you want in life and project an image. Do you think that a larger than life character that is popular and well liked is the type of guy to order a SMALL coffee? I don't.
Hudson Moore
What kind of fag orders a small coffee?
Jordan Hernandez
nice try coffeejews
Parker Ramirez
i have a 7 inch dick so i'm not self conscious
Robert Sanchez
Small coffee? How about an espresso you homo.
Charles Moore
I have a coffee maker at home and drink 16oz of black coffee every morning
Liam Bennett
What's coffee like in south africa?
Alexander Taylor
I order a small coffee because its the cheapest thing at the coffee shop. I don't go there for the coffee, I go for the environment.
Ryan Kelly
small coffee is patrician. any sort of large beverage is for fat walmart big gulp retards
Thomas Reed
you feeling inadequate OP?
Henry Wood
I don't know why anyone would order a small coffee. I mean, before you even get into a good coffee drinking groove, it's gone, and you need another one. Small coffees should be outlawed, no reason for them.
Jaxon Myers
my dick is large so it's not something that bothers me.
Nathaniel Wilson
>Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop Yes
Aaron Mitchell
I ordered a small coffee once and the cashier was a qt and she whispered to me, "Do you want me to put in a big cup?" I was like, "Um, yeah, ok."
Not gonna lie, I thought it was retarded.
John Fisher
You know what they say, small coffee, small dick
Luis Carter
Dude, holy fuck! Line up your things and show us your knife and sword collection.
Jose Gonzalez
Order a 12oz or a 16oz. Don't let the coffee Jew put you in a box bro
Luis Lee
>T. Starbucks
Michael Smith
Small coffee small wiener
Ryan Rivera
No. An American "small" coffee is way too small, I cant even imagine how small everyone elses is. Its probably like half a mouth full, probably like a shot of liquor.
An American large still isn't enough, need three of them.
Also drink your coffee black and brew it yourself.
Oliver Hughes
a jewish one
Brayden Watson
>Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop
Yes. You should never drink the caffeinated Jew.
Daniel King
>be me >go into scummy bar >order the biggest gayest drink they have >dont give a fuck >dont get hassled
Its not the drink, it is the social confidence, I am a manicured, smooth faced, girlyman and nobody has ever called me a fag or insinuated anyting, project internal strength and act like you own the world, then order whatever the fuck you want.