/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FIREWORKS AND MEMORIAL DAY MAYHEM EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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first for robert

Thanks OP

>fireworks

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Thanks for the new bread. Hope everyone is having a comfy night. Check yo keys!

Watch yo keys!

MALE BLACK WITH DREADLOCKS

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>male black 6'4" with dredlocks and onery

Predator

FRESH BREAD!

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We love real robert hours

Real robert hours is our school past time here in Japan

I want to visit Chicago and see robert fight male black. I practice my english for day when can ride in cpd car and arrest male black!

for anyone that knows, how do people make the purple aesthetic look on pictures? i just made a robert OC but i want it to look the part

someone said it's some filter in Photoshop

>plane getting lower and lower
>flying in circles like it may be in trouble

>Plane is getting lower and lower
SHIIIIEEEET

Shots fired here.

I use color layers and different layer blending modes to achieve the effect I'm looking for.

>MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN RAND ACROSS STREET AND HIT HIM WITH A PLASTIC DETERGENT BOTTLE

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

wtf was that about the low flying plane???

FUCK. KEK. BRING IT DOWN!

That explains why they built their houses out of brick.
More bullet-resistant!

plane spiraling in

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420

no! just NO! look at those houses. the yards are trim and neat. there is no trash or broken windows. that looks like the American dream. WTF Nig Nogs?

youtube.com/watch?v=kPjmy7a-hGA

ITS HAPPENING

>420
Blaze it!

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Freshly-broken window here.

Let's try this again. If it's sideways, I guess it get autoturned by the site itself.

Loud music here.

Love your dedication to the job.

Thanks for locationposting, user. It adds to the feel of the thread.

Looks abandoned in that photo

White picket fence outfrount and untainted roasy cheeked wife inside each.
>not if male black has anything to say about that

haha

>male black not taking care of drunk female white

Yup, Sup Forums doesn't like vertical pics, even when used properly. Time to fix.

LoL

Black man not helping a drunk white woman.

Won't be reading about that one tomorrow.

Drunk female white about to get raped here.

half of Chicago looks like that

Obviously "not hitting a bitch" isn't producing the desired results, scientifically speaking.

Shots fired here.

There's a estate agent for rent sign above the tree I think

I call bullshit on it. It's Male Black's fault.

Possible drug deal caught on camera?

It never fucking stops shots firing.

>Shots fired
>nope fireworks
is this what happens when it's warm?

More shots fired here. Or fireworks. Male black loves fireworks.

Is Chicago fixing itself?

>chicago.suntimes.com/news/as-chicagos-black-population-plunges-whites-flock-to-near-downtown/

Well, the word "Chicago" is taken from the American Indian word for "shots fired" so...

DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM

Comfy bonfire right here.

finally! good job user

Isn't that Male Black's Fortress of Solitude?

if gentrification takes hold, sure, but there will still be enough entrenched blacks who will scream "we being pushed out of our traditionally black neighborhoods!" never mind those same places were once all white working neighborhoods

>props for functioning payphone
>old school

Is this the first thread of the night? I've been looking through the catalog for one for a while.

Someone calling for help on this payphone.

The secret lair of Male Black.

Protip: If you can't get a verticals pic to post properly, open it in your gallery and screenshot it. The screenshot will post properly. Now to repost.

There was one about 6 hours ago

Comfy indeed.

Dispatch schooling a boot on how to conduct a crime scene investigation.

Kek'd.

>gunshot wound to the right thigh

another vehicle shot and

>gunshot wound to right side... broken bone...male black

Funny thing about the working payphone at that JJ Peppers, the location is the same one they thought Male Black holed up in and had SWAT raid only to find it empty 4-5 years ago or so.

>last name Mayo
>Male Black

MALE BLACK is a sly dastardly devil.

>>last name Mayo
>>Male Black

Best Timeline Ever!

Aww Sheeeiitt.

>Spic on a bike with a gun

rate my first /cpd/ OC

just another example of white colonialism

>Last night was a battery night
>Tonight is force entry night

Does male black have a schedule for this shit?

That's pretty gangster, user.

wrong thread Sup Forumstard, here's your (you)

Great picture, shitty font.

thanks lad

i just started button mashing in paintnet until i got what i was sorta looking for

good overall, but I'm not a fan of the typeface

Nice. The font is a bit hard to read though. Keep up da good work.

>sleeping inthe street

sleeping in the street?

y-you too..

>i just started button mashing in paintnet until i got what i was sorta looking for
Makes sense. It reminds me of the artwork I'd see on thug geocities sites. Good stuff! Keep on memeing.

Seen these threads around but first time listening. Anyone care to explain the appeal/good anecdotes of overheard stuff? It's actually fascinating, whoever first thought of this was a genius.

yours is so pretty and /comfy/ though, ill never be able to match it

ITS PRE-GAME TIME,BOYS!

/CPD/ getting it's own porn series. EXTRA comfy. Robert busting all night long.

I-Is that Terry Pratchett??

they're just /comfy/

The Male Blacks were created by Man.
They rebelled.
They evolved.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.

>explain the appeal/
>being comfy
>listening to society crumble

Get comfy and enjoy!

Someone's going for high score in Space Cadet.

>Anyone care to explain the appeal/good anecdotes of overheard stuff?
because you can't make this shit up. real life is stranger than fiction
>black males bbqing INSIDE their apartment, all smoke alarms in the building going off
>man in Freddy Kruger mask in a van stalking the neighborhood
>report of a body hanging from a crane outside of Wrigley
it goes on and on.